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My Bloody Valentine

2026-05-31T16:13:37Z

Leah:

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'''my bloody valentine''' is a band that causes problems for making Wikipedia articles because it is not that simple to make an article with a lowercase first letter title.

{{DISPLAYTITLE:my bloody valentine}}note: it's actually pretty easy<br>
note: I have found out that I am simply a lazy person. --[[User:Dande outside of working hours|Dande outside of working hours]] ([[User talk:Dande outside of working hours|talk]])<br>
note: happens to the best of us [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 17:13, 31 May 2026 (BST)

== <s>To do list</s> ==
<s>Look at the Wikipedia:Naming conventions (technical restrictions) article and make something in pronounmail so that this article can have a lowercase first letter title instead of just saying "styled all lowercase"</s>

My Bloody Valentine

2026-05-31T15:27:08Z

Leah:

{{stub}}

'''my bloody valentine''' is a band that causes problems for making Wikipedia articles because it is not that simple to make an article with a lowercase first letter title.

{{DISPLAYTITLE:my bloody valentine}}note: it's actually pretty easy

== To do list ==
Look at the Wikipedia:Naming conventions (technical restrictions) article and make something in pronounmail so that this article can have a lowercase first letter title instead of just saying "styled all lowercase"

My Bloody Valentine

2026-05-31T15:26:51Z

Leah:

{{stub}}

'''my bloody valentine''' is a band that causes problems for making Wikipedia articles because it is not that simple to make an article with a lowercase first letter title.

{{DISPLAYTITLE:my bloody valentine}} note: it's actually pretty easy

== To do list ==
Look at the Wikipedia:Naming conventions (technical restrictions) article and make something in pronounmail so that this article can have a lowercase first letter title instead of just saying "styled all lowercase"

Systemd

2026-05-28T21:44:12Z

Leah: Created page with "'''systemd''' is German for System, The."

'''systemd''' is [[German]] for System, The.

Linux

2026-05-28T21:00:21Z

Leah:

[[File:GNU Love.png|thumb|Do you think they've explored each others bodies?]]
{{Tombox|You are a [[nerd]].}}
'''Linux''' is a neat little thing.

It was created by finnish legend and mega nerd Linus Kernelman.

== Year of the Linux Desktop ==
The Year of the Linux Desktop has officially been scheduled for {{#time: Y|+1 year}}. This will be the first and only year that you can put a reasonable person in front of a Linux computer and not have them want to throw up a little bit in their mouth.
{{stub}}

Did you know?

2026-05-28T20:53:10Z

Leah: Created page with "Fennel seed works well in tomato-based pasta sauces."

Fennel seed works well in tomato-based pasta sauces.

Frutiger Aero

2026-05-28T20:50:08Z

Leah:

{{Distinguish|Aqua Lucida Grande}}[[File:Aero.png|alt=A picture of a mint aero chocolate bar|thumb|Frutiger Aero was invented by the Nestle Corporation for use in Airports, which became irrelevant after [[9/11|they hit the towers]].]]
"What is even the point of having a [[Computer]] if you don't want to reach inside the screen, '''grisp the UI''' with your '''grubby paws''', and '''[[kissing|lick]] it'''??" In 2001, one hundred [[Guillotine|corporate]] executives gathered together at a ski resort and did ''so much [[drugs|cocaine]]'' that they asked that very question for the first time. The result was a computing-experience so delectably piquant that it's etched itself onto the minds of millions.

== The Flattening ==
In version <code>1.13</code>, they killed off Aero made everything flat. This was called '''The Flattening'''. Things stayed that way until someone dug up a grave and boiled the remains into a [[Liquid Glass|suspicious stew]].

== Okay so ==
Whenever something [[Gay People|Fruit]]<nowiki/>iger Aero pops up everyone's like ''wow this is the future that was promised to us'' '''Motherfucker''' the 2000s were a time where, very famously, nothing was promised to anyone. This visual style started and ended during the Bush presidency. You were not promised shit!!! You are dumb as hell if you thought anything good was going to come out of the developments of this period!! Anyway I grew up on Windows 8.1 so I think all versions of Windows prior and since look UGLY and DEVOID OF PERSONALITY and STOP calling anything that isn't Windows Vista or 7 "Frutiger Aero" Because they are Not Aero and almost certainly not using Frutiger or one of its one trillion knockoffs. This is Leah by the way

=== One Exception ===
The Ford 021C looks cool but if I saw it in real life I think it would give me a tummy ache

Liquid Glass

2026-05-28T20:45:26Z

Leah:

'''Glass''' assumes a '''liquid''' form at around a thousand degrees Celsius (1701–1744). This makes it extremely dangerous which is why they put it in your phone.

== [[Email|Outlook]] ==
[[File:Do the right thing, Steve – Kill Liquid Glass and you will be reincarnated as a Lotus flower.png|thumb|Do the right thing Steve]]They haven't put liquid glass in this yet. They did make it into a web app and put adverts in it though which is what I've been asking for all these years. HEY. MR SOFT. I'VE JUST USED YOUR NEW OUTLOOK AND LET ME TELL YOU. THIS OUTLOOK MAKES FOR A BETTER FLESHLIGHT THAN EMAIL CLIENT. I'VE SPENT THE LAST 20 MINUTES FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF THESE EMAILS AND IT FEELS GREAT! MY OUTBOX IS SO HAPPY. THANK YOU, MIKE ROWE.

== Reception ==
Liquid Glass has received mixed reviews. On the one hand, it uses inordinate amounts of system resources, but on the other hand it also doesn't look very good.{{stub}}

Liquid Glass

2026-05-28T20:42:55Z

Leah:

Frutiger Aero

2026-05-28T20:39:31Z

Leah:

[[File:Aero.png|alt=A picture of a mint aero chocolate bar|thumb|Frutiger Aero was invented by the Nestle Corporation for use in Airports, which became irrelevant after [[9/11|they hit the towers]].]]
"What is even the point of having a [[Computer]] if you don't want to reach inside the screen, '''grisp the UI''' with your '''grubby paws''', and '''[[kissing|lick]] it'''??" In 2001, one hundred [[Guillotine|corporate]] executives gathered together at a ski resort and did ''so much [[drugs|cocaine]]'' that they asked that very question for the first time. The result was a computing-experience so delectably piquant that it's etched itself onto the minds of millions.

== The Flattening ==
In version <code>1.13</code>, they killed off Aero made everything flat. This was called '''The Flattening'''. Things stayed that way until someone dug up a grave and boiled the remains into a [[Liquid Glass|suspicious stew]].

== Okay so ==
Whenever something [[Gay People|Fruit]]<nowiki/>iger Aero pops up everyone's like ''wow this is the future that was promised to us'' '''Motherfucker''' the 2000s were a time where, very famously, nothing was promised to anyone. This visual style started and ended during the Bush presidency. You were not promised shit!!! You are dumb as hell if you thought anything good was going to come out of the developments of this period!! Anyway I grew up on Windows 8.1 so I think all versions of Windows prior and since look UGLY and DEVOID OF PERSONALITY and STOP calling anything that isn't Windows Vista or 7 "Frutiger Aero" Because they are Not Aero and almost certainly not using Frutiger or one of its one trillion knockoffs. This is Leah by the way

=== One Exception ===
The Ford 021C looks cool but if I saw it in real life I think it would give me a tummy ache

Frutiger Aero

2026-05-28T20:38:09Z

Leah:

File:Aero.png

2026-05-28T20:36:46Z

Leah:

this is what it's like

Talk:Main Page

2026-05-16T22:36:27Z

Leah: /* testinggg */ Reply

== great work guys ==

{{Tick}}

== testinggg ==

hellooo [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 21:43, 16 May 2026 (BST)

:new face filters on instagram. great work team! [[User:Teeth|Teeth]] ([[User talk:Teeth|talk]]) 22:13, 16 May 2026 (BST)
:waga baba bobo [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 22:22, 16 May 2026 (BST)
::is this ofinally the replacement to discord we've been waiting for [[User:Jorb|Jorb]] ([[User talk:Jorb|talk]]) 22:58, 16 May 2026 (BST)
:::yeas [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 23:36, 16 May 2026 (BST)

Talk:Main Page

2026-05-16T21:22:12Z

Leah: /* testinggg */ Reply

Talk:Main Page

2026-05-16T20:43:19Z

Leah: /* testinggg */ new section

== great work guys ==

{{Tick}}

== testinggg ==

hellooo [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 21:43, 16 May 2026 (BST)

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2026-05-16T20:19:19Z

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2026-05-16T20:18:56Z

Leah:

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2026-05-16T20:17:36Z

Leah: why would you ever do it like that

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2026-05-16T20:14:31Z

Leah:

Category:People i forgot they’re name off

2026-05-15T17:03:30Z

Leah:

wait i [https://genius.com/Steely-dan-green-earrings-lyrics Remember]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yippy

Jeremy

2026-05-12T21:15:50Z

Leah: Reverted edit by Teeth (talk) to last revision by Leah

That one guy from that one [[Great Britain|bri'ish]] TV Show, frightening genius.

[[File:Jeremy clarkdaughter.jpg|thumb|Yeah this guy]]

== Notable contributions to society ==

* Punching a producer
* Invention of speed and power
* Pretending to be a farmer
* Nothing, now that I’m thinking about it.

[[File:Dab on it.jpg|thumb|Is that a slur?]]

[[Category:White People]]

Jeremy

2026-05-12T21:05:46Z

Leah:

Spinning

2026-05-12T21:04:47Z

Leah:

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[[Category:Good pages]]

Email Catastrophe of 1893

2026-05-12T21:01:12Z

Leah:

In 1893, the first [[evil]] email was sent. This event heralded the beginning of the mediemail era, which brought untold chaos unto the masses and the also the new redesigned Outlook.

{{stub}}

Yellowcake

2026-05-12T20:55:04Z

Leah:

[[File:20,000,000,000 Calories.jpg|thumb|alt=Rethink Your Weekend (Approximate Values): Fried foods & beer: 1500 Calories. Yellow cake uranium: 20,000,000,000 calories]]

All [[:File:Jerma dumptruck.webp|cake]]s contain a calorie or two, but few cakes compare to the energy-density of the '''Yellowcake'''. This yummy treat pairs well with a [[milkshake]] but be warned! The [[particles]]

{| class="wikitable"
|+
[[File:Imagination.jpg|20px|frameless]]
Rethink Your Weekend<sub><small><sub><small>Approximate values</small></sub></small></sub>
|-
! Fried foods & [[beer]] !! [[Piss|Yellow]] cake uranium
|-
| 1500 Calories || 20,000,000,000 calories
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[[Category:Deliciousness]]

Category:Food

2026-05-12T20:54:29Z

Leah: Redirected page to Category:Deliciousness

#REDIRECT [[:Category:Deliciousness]]

File:NewEgg.png

2026-05-10T02:09:53Z

Leah: Leah uploaded a new version of File:NewEgg.png

New Egg

File:Egg.png

2026-05-10T02:05:30Z

Leah: Leah uploaded a new version of File:Egg.png

don't forget the egg!

List of Thoughts Had

2026-05-03T20:52:47Z

Leah:

[[File:Imagination.jpg|300px|right]]

* What if there was a [[webmail]]
** What if it was like Inbox by [[Google|G]]<nowiki/>mail®
* What if we were a record label
** What if bandcamp was not evil<ref>https://jacobin.com/2023/12/bandcamp-music-streaming-sale-tech-workers-union-layoffs-organizing</ref>
* What if we were a [[Radio 10 (Netherlands)|radio]] station
* What if we were a [https://letters.pronounmail.com type foundry]
** What if bitmap fonts were normal in 2025
* What if I finished the forums
* What if [[You]] could make a web page
** What if was like a static site generator but web-based (as opposed to web-cringe)
** What if it had a node graph
** What if you [[The Pronounmail Guide to Making World Wide Web Pages on the World Wide Web|taught people how to make a web page]]
* What if you could Search
** What if the search removed your site from the index if it ever tries to load an advertisement
* Nextcloud
** What if it wasn't as slow as nextcloud and not as evil as [https://owncloud.com/infinite-scale/ OCIS]
* What if there was [https://leah.pronounmail.com/code/basingstoke an ActivityPub server that was not embarrassing]
* What if there was [[The First Chat Migration|not]] [[Disk Horse|discord]]
** What if it was IRC i mean [[Okay]]
* What if we had Single Sign-On
* What if we had a better email server
* What if we had a less crunchy Wiki software
** What if we had a less crunchy Wiki software
* What if you could register more than one pronounmail domain
* What if you could customise your web server configuration
* Oh uhh what if we had a code forge that was good
** alternatively what if codeberg gave me free reign over their ui design so it's no longer a nightmare to use and look at
* What if we had [[gaming|games]]
** What if the games were puzzles
*** What if they were on a site
**** a “web” site
* What if we had a manifesto
* What if we had a newsletter
* I need to make a programming language
** JavaScript 2
* What if there was a wayland compositor that kind of worked like [[windows]] 8 but awesome
* What if there was a wayland compositor that was a perfect recreation of the windows xp interface
* Pronounmail Geoguessr
{{Reflist}}
[[Category:Lists]]

List of Platforms that pronounmail.com has Outlived

2026-05-03T00:38:17Z

Leah:

[[File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png|thumb|photo of pronounmail.com as it outlives]]
[[Pronounmail.com]] was [[The Compelling History of pronounmail.com|created]] on August the Somethingth of 2023. Because our servers have the mandate of heaven, we have outlived a large number of weaker platforms. We will inevitably meet the same fate at some point, but don't worry about that right now.

* [[Twitter]] (2006–2023)—Rebranded by [[elon|worlds most divorced man]]
* "[[X]]" (2023–2025 (speculative))—Closed after [[Dave Matthews Band incident|360 kg of human waste was dumped on its chairman,]] [[killing]] [[Dave Matthews Band incident|him instantly]].
* Instagram/Facebook/Threads etc. (2004–2025 (speculative))—Made rightwing by world's second most divorced man
* [[Cohost]] (2022–2024 (well, technically 2025))—Died as it lived, with too many drop shadows.
* Most series on Netflix
* Numerous [[Google]] products<ref>https://killedbygoogle.com</ref>
** Google Domains (2014–2023)
** Google Podcasts (2018–2024)
** Somehow not Blogger (yet)
* Countless Mastodon instances
* The Nintendo Network (2012–2024)
* Omegle (2009–2024)
* Henry Kissinger (1923–2023)
* Netflix DVD-by-mail service (2007-2023)
* [[Brian Thompson]] (1974–2024)
* [[David Lynch on pronounmail the wiki|David Lynch]] (1946–2025) ([[Death|rest in peace]])
* Humane AI Pin (2024–2025)
* Advanced [[Data]] Protection on [[Apple|iCloud]] if you live in [[Great Britain|the United Kingdom]] (2022–2025)
* Pope [[France]]sco (time immemorial–2025)
* Skype (2003–2025)
* Glitch.com (2017–2025)
* Pocket (2007–2025)
* South Western Railway (2017–2025)
* Being able to look at [[Sex|porn]] on Bluesky (2023–2025)
* Greater Anglia (2012–2025)
* Windows 10 (2015–2025)
* Highguard (2026–2026)
* [[Chuck Norris]] (1940-2026)
* Ask Jeeves (1997–2026)
* Spirit Airlines (1964–2026)
[[Category:Lists]] [[Category:pronounmail]]

List of Platforms that pronounmail.com has Outlived

2026-05-02T20:43:20Z

Leah:

[[File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png|thumb|photo of pronounmail.com as it outlives]]
[[Pronounmail.com]] was [[The Compelling History of pronounmail.com|created]] on August the Somethingth of 2023. Because our servers have the mandate of heaven, we have outlived a large number of weaker platforms. We will inevitably meet the same fate at some point, but don't worry about that right now.

* [[Twitter]] (2006–2023)—Rebranded by [[elon|worlds most divorced man]]
* "[[X]]" (2023–2025 (speculative))—Closed after [[Dave Matthews Band incident|360 kg of human waste was dumped on its chairman,]] [[killing]] [[Dave Matthews Band incident|him instantly]].
* Instagram/Facebook/Threads etc. (2004–2025 (speculative))—Made rightwing by world's second most divorced man
* [[Cohost]] (2022–2024 (well, technically 2025))—Died as it lived, with too many drop shadows.
* Most series on Netflix
* Numerous [[Google]] products<ref>https://killedbygoogle.com</ref>
** Google Domains (2014–2023)
** Google Podcasts (2018–2024)
** Somehow not Blogger (yet)
* Countless Mastodon instances
* The Nintendo Network (2012–2024)
* Omegle (2009–2024)
* Henry Kissinger (1923–2023)
* Netflix DVD-by-mail service (2007-2023)
* [[Brian Thompson]] (1974–2024)
* [[David Lynch on pronounmail the wiki|David Lynch]] (1946–2025) ([[Death|rest in peace]])
* Humane AI Pin (2024–2025)
* Advanced [[Data]] Protection on [[Apple|iCloud]] if you live in [[Great Britain|the United Kingdom]] (2022–2025)
* Pope [[France]]sco (time immemorial–2025)
* Skype (2003–2025)
* Glitch.com (2017–2025)
* Pocket (2007–2025)
* South Western Railway (2017–2025)
* Being able to look at [[Sex|porn]] on Bluesky (2023–2025)
* Greater Anglia (2012–2025)
* Windows 10 (2015–2025)
* Highguard (2026–2026)
* [[Chuck Norris]] (1940-2026)
* Ask Jeeves (1996–2026)
[[Category:Lists]] [[Category:pronounmail]]

Noelle

2026-05-02T10:53:59Z

Leah: Leah moved page Noelle to User:Noelle bruh: Your page has been moved. Pray I do not move it further

#REDIRECT [[User:Noelle bruh]]

User:Noelle bruh

2026-05-02T10:53:59Z

Leah: Leah moved page Noelle to User:Noelle bruh: Your page has been moved. Pray I do not move it further

[[File:Xbox-Music-Logo.png|thumb|music is real!]]
thats [[Horse|me ]]:) check out my [[Music|album]] https://smilemusic.bandcamp.com/album/superstar https://soundcloud.com/smiile-music/sets/superstar

Huge Laurie

2026-04-24T20:11:32Z

Leah:

Woah! Look how big it is!
[[File:Huge Laurie.jpg|thumb|alt=A red Peterbilt 379 big rig lorry.|It's so big]]
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Shell Access

2026-04-18T14:43:44Z

Leah: /* Windows 10 */ no longer with us. fly high my angel

# Go to a beach (preferably not [[The beach that makes you old|one that makes you old]]);
# Look for something that looks like this: <br> [[File:Different types of shells.jpg|400px]]
# The command is <code>ssh</code>.

== loggin in ==

=== Open the Terminal ===
You need to open a terminal window to log into the [[shell]]. The way you do that is different depending on what your computer is running:

==== [[Windows]] 11 ====
Open "'''Terminal'''"

==== MacOS ====
Open "'''Terminal'''"

==== Linux ====
It might be called "'''Terminal'''", "'''Console'''" or "'''Konsole'''" depending on what distribution you're using.

=== Log In ===
When you open the terminal, you should see a place where you can type words and such. This is called the "prompt".

Ok so you're gonna want to type in <code>ssh <your username>@pronounmail.com</code> (where <code><your username></code> is replaced with your actual username) and press enter (or return).

At this point it should ask you for your password. Type it in (keeping in mind that it won't actually show the letters you're typing it for securitie) and hit enter once more.

Ok at this point you should have reached pronounmail.com's shell and you've done it good job i love you dearly

== how 2 use da shell ==
At this point you should be connected to pronounmail.com's shell, so you can now run wacky commands on the server!!

You can think of the shell as a really fucked up Start Menu. You can type the name of a program at the prompt and press enter, and the shell will attempt to locate and run it. Everything you type after the name of the program is an "argument", which you can use to tell the program what you want it to do. Take this command for example:
mkdir my_folder
This uses <code>mkdir</code> (short for "Make Directory" ("directory" is another word for "folder")) to create a folder called <code>my_folder</code>. In this example, <code>mkdir</code> is the name of the program and <code>my_folder</code> is the single argument.

most people call the first bit the command and also call the whole command a command. good for them :)

== assorted tips ==
Lots of good information at [https://fishshell.com/docs/current/interactive.html https://fishshell.com/docs/current/]

* Press Ctrl+C to tell the currently running command to stop.
* Use Ctrl+W to delete the previous word
* To copy and paste things, use Ctrl+Shift+C/V (or Cmd+C/V on a mac).
* Press Tab to try and autocomplete a thing, keep pressing Tab for more autocompletions.
* Type the name of a command and press Alt+H to see helpful information about it
* Press the up or down arrow keys to go through your command history

== list of common commands ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!name of thing
!what it does
!example usage
|-
|touch
|Creates a file with no content
|<code>touch my_file.txt</code>
|-
|rm
|Deletes a file
|<code>rm secrets.txt</code>
|-
|cp
|Create a copy of a file
|<code>cp a.txt b.txt</code>
|-
|mv
|Move a file to a new location
|<code>mv a.txt b.txt</code>
|-
|mkdir
|Create a new directory (folder)
|<code>mkdir wacky_folder</code>
|-
|clear
|Clear the screen
|<code>clear</code>
|-
|ls
|List files in the current directory
|<code>ls</code>
|-
|cd
|Move into a directory
|<code>cd wacky_folder</code>
|}
== getting help ==
Commands have many options which can be hard to remember. Luckily, there's plenty of resources you can consult for help on how to use a command.
=== man pages ===
The <code>man</code> command (short for "manual") lets you search detailed documentation about commands and more. If you're not sure about the <code>ls</code> command, just type <code>man ls</code> and hit enter. You can use the f or b keys to scroll forward and backward and press q when you're ready to quit.
=== tldr pages ===
The man pages are super detailed but sometimes all you want are some short examples. If that's the situation you're facing, the [https://tldr.sh/ tldr pages] can help. You can view the results in your browser, or install the tldr software locally.
=== help flag ===
Some (but not all) commands have built-in help. How to get this to show up will vary from case to case but often using a flag is all you need to do. For example, if you're confused about the <code>git</code> command <code>git --help</code> can point you in the right direction.
[[Category:Pages with some amount of information in them]] [[Category:Pages that need things added to them]]

Great Britain

2026-04-17T22:25:14Z

Leah:

'''Great Britain''' (also known as ''Not so Great but Still Pretty Alright Britain'', or simply as ''Normal Island'') is a silly location in the North Atlantic Ocean off the north-west coast of continental [[Europe]]. It has been alleged to consist of the countries [[Scotland]], Wales, Cornwall, Greater London, Lesser London, [[NL:Rutten|Rutland]], and [[England]], but the latter is now widely agreed to be some manner of mass delusion.

Great Britain, the island of Ireland, and some assorted islands no one cares about are collectively known as Those Islands. [[Twats|Some people]] may refer to them as the British Isles.

== Toponymy ==
The earliest known name for Great Britain is Albion. The oldest mention of terms related to Great Britain was by [[Aristotle]] or possibly by [[Gay Aristotle]]. To quote his works: "Albion top of your mom tonight. Ohhhhh! Get rekt."

== History ==
[[God]] created Britain as a sort of joke to play on mankind.

The oldest evidence for archaic humans in Britain are primitive stone tools found in Norfolk, which are of course still used by Norfolk's current inhabitants.

== Environment ==
Great Britain is famous for its dark, cold, and rainy weather. This has led to the common misconception that [[The Sun|the sun]] never shines on Great Britain. In fact, it is possible for the island and its inhabitants to experience sunny weather; however, this may only occur when such conditions would be least convenient for everybody.

{{UK}}
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]

Gay Aristotle

2026-04-17T22:25:02Z

Leah: Redirected page to Aristotle

#REDIRECT [[Aristotle]]

Piss

2026-04-17T19:58:00Z

Leah:

{{for|PISS|the Pronounmail Interesting Suite of Software|piss (disambiguation)}}
{{distinguish|beer}}
{{see also|Margaret Thatcher}}

[[File:1 trillion beers.jpg|thumb|A lovely pint]]

'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.

== Saucentific debate surrounding Piss ==
[[File:9C0A306D-583D-4002-8DD5-65427021531E 1 105 c.jpg|thumb|Horse holding a pint of Piss]]
Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of [[sauce]]. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss.
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[[Category:Fluids]]

File:9C0A306D-583D-4002-8DD5-65427021531E 1 105 c.jpg

2026-04-17T19:57:45Z

Leah:

DataGoo

2026-04-17T15:02:07Z

Leah:

[[File:DataGoo Logo.svg|thumb|120x120px|After the [[Horse MiniDisc]] branding fiasco, Sony decided to go back to its MiniDisc roots with its logo for DataGoo.]]
'''DataGoo''' ('''[[Death Grips|DG]]''') is a discontinued data storage product developed by [[Sony]]. Created to replace the aging [[Horse MiniDisc]] standard, DataGoo offered an increased capacity of 10 minutes of audio playback per millilitre.

== History ==
The first generation of DataGoo containers featured a sharp needle which users would insert into a plastic membrane on the receptacle. This design lead to numerous injuries and hospitalisations, including one incident where a user mistakenly injected themself with DataGoo. We have no idea what happened to that guy.

Sony later introduced a needle-free alternative, with a soft plastic container and a reengineered receptacle featuring a funnel to squeeze the DataGoo into. This version was referred to in marketing materials as the "Coward's Edition''",'' and continues to hold an unfavourable reputation among DataGoo enthusiasts for not being awesome enough.

== Adoption ==
[[File:Datagoo-Wii.jpg|alt=The Wii's Liquid Channel prompting a user to inject DataGoo|thumb|The Nintendo Wii was one of the first video game consoles to adopt the DataGoo format.]]
DataGoo immediately saw worldwide adoption, quickly usurping the [[CD|Compact Disc]], [[DVD]], MiniDisc, [[Horse MiniDisc]], writing things down on paper, and [[:File:Imagination.jpg|remembering]].

== Reception ==
Some critics thought it would be funny if they called it the Sony DataPoo. They soon met their fate.

== Safety Concerns ==
While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo<ref>The News</ref>. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up.

In 2089, Sony was caught dumping exorbitant amounts of DataGoo in the [[Specific]] [[Oceans|Ocean]], forming an environmental hazard, where everyone who tried to swim there immediately drowned a horrible death. For this, they faced a steep £10 fee and were forced to decrease their disposal rate by 6.5% by 2139.

== References ==
{{reflist}}

Computer

2026-04-17T15:00:07Z

Leah: This will be controversial but I think it's better this way. Amen

One of these bad boys[[File:Computer.png|center|frameless|512x512px]]

DataGoo

2026-04-17T14:57:53Z

Leah:

DataGoo

2026-04-17T14:57:17Z

Leah:

Category:Deliciousness

2026-03-27T16:25:26Z

Leah: Created page with "This is one of the best things a something can be"

This is one of the best things a something can be

After Eight

2026-03-27T16:24:51Z

Leah:

{{Distinguish | After Nine-Eleven | After (German) }}
[[File:Klok.png|alt=Clock showing 8:00|thumb|Oughhh fuckk it's almost After Eight!!]]
After Eight was the sequel to After Seven, and has been since succeeded by After Nine, the newest installment in the series.

== Contoversires ==
[[Dental hygiene | Toothpaste]] is cheaper & is better for your teeth.

[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]
[[Category:Deliciousness]]

Meta Slop

2026-03-27T16:23:44Z

Leah:

'''Me'''di'''t'''err'''a'''nean '''Slop''' is another slop dish that I stole from somewhere. I forgot where I stole it from and so I'll just write it down here in case I forget how to make it.
[[File:My lunch.jpg|thumb|This is sort of what it should look like. Results may vary.]]
When you perfect it you can make it in like 45 minutes.

== Fun facts ==
This dish contains >100% the recommended daily amount of salt, which is precisely what makes it awesome.

== Should contain ==
Ok this ingredient list is kind of vibes based but I'll try to make it as clear as possible. This should feed 2 people but if you're so so so hungry like me it's more like one meal and a snack

* 1 Onion
* 1 Clove of Garlic
* 1 Zucchini
* 1 Block of Feta Cheese (like 150-200g)
* 500g of pre-cooked Gnocchi (the type you find in the refrigerated section)
* half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth (not really necessary but makes it more yum)
* 100ml of water from the shanghai river (or tap water, whatever is easier)
* A lil bit of tomato paste
* Some olive oil
* Italian herb mix (oregano, thyme, marjoram, the likes)
* Pepper
* No fucking salt man this is already salty enough

== Get chopped ==
[[File:Common raccoon near water - DPLA - 8b80da82c05af99dd903285a52394c3d.jpg|thumb|Look at them washing their paws. So cute.]]
Ok so here's what you'll need to do first:

# Wash. your. hands. I see a lot of you not doing that and that is kind of '''disgusting''', even raccoons know how to do that.
# Wash and cut the zucchini into small cubes. About 1x1x1cm, but RELAX, nobody's gonna measure your cubes!!!
# Then dice the onion and cut the garlic finely, you know the drill.
# Mix up like uhhhh idk 100ml of water with half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth. Just make some quick broth.
# Chop the feta cheese. Honestly no direction here, just chop it up finely so it doesn't take a century to melt

== Jesser, we need to cook ==
Cooking is probably the easiest part. You just need a deep pan. I guess it could work in a pot too, but use one with a thick bottom (that's what he said!1!1 Ok my apologies that hurt to write).

Generously cover the bottom of the pan/ pot with olive oil. Then, throw in the onion, garlic and zucchini. Let them cook on medium heat till the onions are translucent and the zucchini is getting soft.

I recommend to not fry the zucchini (as in, don't let it get brown) cuz that doesn't taste very good but that's just personal preference.

After that, throw in the broth to deglaze it. I know, big cooking words being thrown around here.

Mix it around a bit, throw in a healthy amount of herbs and pepper.

Then put in the feta cheese and like 2-3 squirts of tomato paste, mix it again and let the cheese melt a little bit.

And last step: Decrease the heat and throw in the pre-cooked gnocchi, mix them in and cover everything with a lid.

Then just let everything sit like that until the gnocchi become soft. (Maybe mix it once or twice so the gnocchi don't burn)

== That's it ==
Mmmmmmm yum enjoy

[[Category:Veryfarawayhorse's delicious feta cheese adventure]]
[[Category:Deliciousness]]

Computer Blouse

2026-03-21T14:53:29Z

Leah:

The '''Computer Blouse''' is a blouse that exists exclusively on the [https://minecraft.wiki/w/Chain Block Chain]. Which is some bullshit they made up for tricking people into giving them money purposes. Admirable!

You cannot touch the Computer Blouse, but then again you wouldn't want to anyway due to its unpleasant texture.

Computer Blouse

2026-03-21T14:52:21Z

Leah: Created page with "The '''Computer Blouse''' is a blouse that exists exclusively on the Block Chain. Which is some bullshit they made up for tricking people into giving them money purposes. Admirable! You cannot touch the Computer Blouse, but then again you wouldn't want to anyway due to its unpleasant texture."

The '''Computer Blouse''' is a blouse that exists exclusively on the [[Block Chain]]. Which is some bullshit they made up for tricking people into giving them money purposes. Admirable!

You cannot touch the Computer Blouse, but then again you wouldn't want to anyway due to its unpleasant texture.

Computer mouse

2026-03-21T14:50:19Z

Leah:

{{Distinguish|Computer Louse|Computer Blouse}}[[File:Photo of screen displaying a cursed computer mouse.png|thumb|You can just feel your fingertips ache]]The '''[[Computer]] Mouse''' (colloquially "the '''couse'''") is the name of a Babylonian relic discovered by famous explorer and totally ethical guy Philippe Q. Mozzarella in 1690 in present-day Umm Qasr I think.

Named in part for its uncanny resemblance to a TBCED (Three Button Coordinate Entry Device, colloquially "the tibbsed" or just "the tibb") popular with 1980s computers, its origin was long believed to be the myth-laden "lost [[Jeff Bezos|Amazon]] shipment" dated to somewhere between 1200 and 1000 B.C.E. However, exactly why Mozzarella and his contemporaries chose to name it a "mouse" is not known, as "computer mouse" (sometimes "data rabbit") would even in their time period have been an established pejorative term for an introvert who shies away from conflict and confrontation.

In present day, many TBCEDs are designed intentionally resembling the Computer Mouse, albeit with significant ergonomic improvements and modern materials. For example, the buttons are no longer made from whale molars or human tailbone, the pocket dimension-hosting opal has been replaced by microelectronics, and a Linear Frustum Shifter Wheel is usually added in place of the middle button.

Mister Beast

2026-03-21T14:47:18Z

Leah:

'''Mister Beast''' (born '''Mr. Beast''', June 4th, [[2005]]) is a [[YouTube|philosopher]] and [[Capitalism|economist]], known for giving me lotsa [[Money|moneyyy]] when I've spent all of my coin on yummy [[Grape|grapes]] and [[Sex 2]] merchandise.

== Moneyyy ==
He has a lot of it.

== Charity ==
He gave me personally a lot of it.

== the Burger ==
The MrBeast burger tastes okay but it ''is'' the first burger you can legally have sex with. So that's kind of awesome.

== [[Work]]place Fatalities ==
Every single person ever employed by Mister Beast was killed during production of his video "1 NUKE vs. 5000 PEOPLE". Miraculously, Beast himself survived the blast because of his immunity to weapons. For this reason, it is thought that Beast comes from the Dark Realm, beyond the [[John hypothesis]] crack.

[[Category:White People]]