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Meta Slop

2026-03-27T17:04:01Z

Jorb: MALIK EL.!? @maliktheoracle Subscribe At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying "yum dot com" after every bite Last edited 12:37 PM • Apr 21, 2024 • 123K Views ... 13 L7 376 4.4K 189 1

'''Me'''di'''t'''err'''a'''nean '''Slop''' is another slop dish that I stole from somewhere. I forgot where I stole it from and so I'll just write it down here in case I forget how to make it.
[[File:My lunch.jpg|thumb|This is sort of what it should look like. Results may vary.]]
When you perfect it you can make it in like 45 minutes.

== Fun facts ==
This dish contains >100% the recommended daily amount of salt, which is precisely what makes it awesome.

== Should contain ==
Ok this ingredient list is kind of vibes based but I'll try to make it as clear as possible. This should feed 2 people but if you're so so so hungry like me it's more like one meal and a snack

* 1 Onion
* 1 Clove of Garlic
* 1 Zucchini
* 1 Block of Feta Cheese (like 150-200g)
* 500g of pre-cooked Gnocchi (the type you find in the refrigerated section)
* half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth (not really necessary but makes it more yum)
* 100ml of water from the shanghai river (or tap water, whatever is easier)
* A lil bit of tomato paste
* Some olive oil
* Italian herb mix (oregano, thyme, [[marjoram]], the likes)
* Pepper
* No fucking salt man this is already salty enough

== Get chopped ==
[[File:Common raccoon near water - DPLA - 8b80da82c05af99dd903285a52394c3d.jpg|thumb|Look at them washing their paws. So cute.]]
Ok so here's what you'll need to do first:

# Wash. your. hands. I see a lot of you not doing that and that is kind of '''disgusting''', even raccoons know how to do that.
# Wash and cut the zucchini into small cubes. About 1x1x1cm, but RELAX, nobody's gonna measure your cubes!!!
# Then dice the onion and cut the garlic finely, you know the drill.
# Mix up like uhhhh idk 100ml of water with half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth. Just make some quick broth.
# Chop the feta cheese. Honestly no direction here, just chop it up finely so it doesn't take a century to melt

== Jesser, we need to cook ==
Cooking is probably the easiest part. You just need a deep pan. I guess it could work in a pot too, but use one with a thick bottom (that's what he said!1!1 Ok my apologies that hurt to write).

Generously cover the bottom of the pan/ pot with olive [[United States of America|oil]]. Then, throw in the onion, garlic and zucchini. Let [[World Wide Web|them cook]] on medium heat till the onions are translucent and the zucchini is getting soft.

I recommend to not fry the zucchini (as in, don't let it get brown) cuz that doesn't taste very good but that's just personal preference.

After that, throw in the broth to deglaze it. I know, big cooking words being thrown around here.

Mix it around a bit, throw in a healthy amount of herbs and pepper.

Then put in the feta cheese and like 2-3 squirts of tomato paste, mix it again and let the cheese melt a little bit.

And last step: Decrease the heat and throw in the pre-cooked gnocchi, mix them in and cover everything with a lid.

Then just let everything sit like that until the gnocchi become soft. (Maybe mix it once or twice so the gnocchi don't burn)

== That's it ==
Mmmmmmm [[:File:At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying "yum dot com" after every bite.jpg|yum]] enjoy

[[Category:Veryfarawayhorse's delicious feta cheese adventure]]
[[Category:Deliciousness]]

File:At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying "yum dot com" after every bite.jpg

2026-03-27T17:02:46Z

Jorb: MALIK EL.!? @maliktheoracle Subscribe At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying "yum dot com" after every bite Last edited 12:37 PM • Apr 21, 2024 • 123K Views ... 13 L7 376 4.4K 189 1

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Meta Slop

2026-03-27T16:55:48Z

Jorb:

'''Me'''di'''t'''err'''a'''nean '''Slop''' is another slop dish that I stole from somewhere. I forgot where I stole it from and so I'll just write it down here in case I forget how to make it.
[[File:My lunch.jpg|thumb|This is sort of what it should look like. Results may vary.]]
When you perfect it you can make it in like 45 minutes.

== Fun facts ==
This dish contains >100% the recommended daily amount of salt, which is precisely what makes it awesome.

== Should contain ==
Ok this ingredient list is kind of vibes based but I'll try to make it as clear as possible. This should feed 2 people but if you're so so so hungry like me it's more like one meal and a snack

* 1 Onion
* 1 Clove of Garlic
* 1 Zucchini
* 1 Block of Feta Cheese (like 150-200g)
* 500g of pre-cooked Gnocchi (the type you find in the refrigerated section)
* half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth (not really necessary but makes it more yum)
* 100ml of water from the shanghai river (or tap water, whatever is easier)
* A lil bit of tomato paste
* Some olive oil
* Italian herb mix (oregano, thyme, [[marjoram]], the likes)
* Pepper
* No fucking salt man this is already salty enough

== Get chopped ==
[[File:Common raccoon near water - DPLA - 8b80da82c05af99dd903285a52394c3d.jpg|thumb|Look at them washing their paws. So cute.]]
Ok so here's what you'll need to do first:

# Wash. your. hands. I see a lot of you not doing that and that is kind of '''disgusting''', even raccoons know how to do that.
# Wash and cut the zucchini into small cubes. About 1x1x1cm, but RELAX, nobody's gonna measure your cubes!!!
# Then dice the onion and cut the garlic finely, you know the drill.
# Mix up like uhhhh idk 100ml of water with half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth. Just make some quick broth.
# Chop the feta cheese. Honestly no direction here, just chop it up finely so it doesn't take a century to melt

== Jesser, we need to cook ==
Cooking is probably the easiest part. You just need a deep pan. I guess it could work in a pot too, but use one with a thick bottom (that's what he said!1!1 Ok my apologies that hurt to write).

Generously cover the bottom of the pan/ pot with olive [[United States of America|oil]]. Then, throw in the onion, garlic and zucchini. Let [[World Wide Web|them cook]] on medium heat till the onions are translucent and the zucchini is getting soft.

I recommend to not fry the zucchini (as in, don't let it get brown) cuz that doesn't taste very good but that's just personal preference.

After that, throw in the broth to deglaze it. I know, big cooking words being thrown around here.

Mix it around a bit, throw in a healthy amount of herbs and pepper.

Then put in the feta cheese and like 2-3 squirts of tomato paste, mix it again and let the cheese melt a little bit.

And last step: Decrease the heat and throw in the pre-cooked gnocchi, mix them in and cover everything with a lid.

Then just let everything sit like that until the gnocchi become soft. (Maybe mix it once or twice so the gnocchi don't burn)

== That's it ==
Mmmmmmm yum enjoy

[[Category:Veryfarawayhorse's delicious feta cheese adventure]]
[[Category:Deliciousness]]

Deliciousness

2026-03-27T16:48:44Z

Jorb: the text wouldn't render if i linked directly to Category:Deliciousness

#REDIRECT [[:Category:Deliciousness]]

Talk:Meta Slop

2026-03-27T16:48:08Z

Jorb:

Question: if you add the broth before the vegetables start to fry, what is there to deglaze? [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns|New mixtape out summer 1644]] ([[User talk:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns|talk]])

Answer: I said I was using big words, I didn't say I understand them [[User:Veryfarawayhorse|Horse with cool sunglasses]]

MANswer: You're absolutely right to call me out on that! You have a great sense of [[Deliciousness]]. If you add the froth before the begetables start to dry y- [[User:Jorb|Jorb]] ([[User talk:Jorb|talk]]) 16:47, 27 March 2026 (GMT)

Talk:Meta Slop

2026-03-27T16:47:10Z

Jorb:

Question: if you add the broth before the vegetables start to fry, what is there to deglaze? [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns|New mixtape out summer 1644]] ([[User talk:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns|talk]])

Answer: I said I was using big words, I didn't say I understand them [[User:Veryfarawayhorse|Horse with cool sunglasses]]

MANswer: You're absolutely right to call me out on that! You have a great sense of [[Category:Deliciousness|Deliciousness]]. If you add the froth before the begetables start to dry y- [[User:Jorb|Jorb]] ([[User talk:Jorb|talk]]) 16:47, 27 March 2026 (GMT)

Pronounmail the wiki

2026-03-24T11:57:16Z

Jorb: Pronounmail the wiki has been criticized for its administrators being utterly incompetent at running a MediaWiki instance.

{{Map}}
'''Pronounmail the wiki''' seeks to create a summary of all human knowledge in the form of an online encyclopedia. We project that pronounmail the wiki will be the [[List of Platforms that pronounmail.com has Outlived|last remaining website]] by the year 2030.

It is perhaps the greatest comedic multimedia artpiece centred around [[pronounmail.com|a webservice]] of all time.

== Controversies ==
Way too many pages have a controversies section. Think of something new!!!

=== Bodged updates ===
Pronounmail the wiki has been criticized for its administrators being utterly incompetent at running a MediaWiki instance.

* March 23rd: Attempt to upgrade to MediaWiki 1.45
** Rolled back

== A popular abbreviation of the word ‘[[Numbers|number]]’, as said by one of pronounmail the wiki’s frequent contributors ==
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[[Category:pronounmail]]

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2026-03-23T19:43:31Z

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Mister Beast

2026-03-21T17:59:50Z

Jorb: introduce sex

'''Mister Beast''' (born '''Mr. Beast''', June 4th, [[2005]]) is a [[YouTube|philosopher]] and [[Capitalism|economist]], known for giving me lotsa [[Money|moneyyy]] when I've spent all of my coin on yummy [[Grape|grapes]] and [[Sex 2]] merchandise.

== Moneyyy ==
He has a lot of it.

== Charity ==
He gave me personally a lot of it.

== the Burger ==
The MrBeast burger tastes okay but it ''is'' the first burger you can legally have [[sex]] with. So that's kind of awesome.

== [[Work]]place Fatalities ==
Every single person ever employed by Mister Beast was killed during production of his video "1 NUKE vs. 5000 PEOPLE". Miraculously, Beast himself survived the blast because of his immunity to weapons. For this reason, it is thought that Beast comes from the Dark Realm, beyond the [[John hypothesis]] crack.

[[Category:White People]]

Computer Louse

2026-03-18T16:08:38Z

Jorb:

"'''Computer louse'''" is an [[User:Teetow|old]] term for a computer [[bug]], which has recently become more popular again.
== In early computer programming ==
Shortly after [[Computer|computers]] started to manifest around the world, people figured out that they needed to program them in order to get them to do stuff. Early computer programming was done with punch cards, and it was very easy to fuck up the punch cards and get the wrong output from the computer. People called this a "computer louse" because the operator had done a lousy job of punching the cards right.

The term was generalised to "bug" by [[Grace Hopper]] in 1947 after she found a moth in her computer causing a problem with it. Moths aren't lice, but they're still kinda bugs, so it was a better word. "Bug" became the popular term, and "louse" fell out of use.

== In modern computing ==
Because "computer louse" is an old term, it's becoming more popular to use by nostalgia[[drugs|pilled]] [[bee|zoomers]]. They don't actually know what they're talking about though so they're using the word all wrong, ewwww[[World Wide Web|www]].

Nowadays, a computer louse is a louse that lives in a computer. Because nostalgiapilled zoomers don't know anything about how the world works, they don't realise that we had the word "bug" for this and it worked perfectly fine. Oh well.

Liquid Glass

2026-03-05T20:14:44Z

Jorb: Do the right thing Steve

'''Glass''' assumes a '''liquid''' form at around a thousand degrees Celsius (1701–1744). This makes it extremely dangerous which is why they put it in your phone.

== Outlook ==
[[File:Do the right thing, Steve – Kill Liquid Glass and you will be reincarnated as a Lotus flower.png|thumb|Do the right thing Steve]]
{{stub}}

File:Do the right thing, Steve – Kill Liquid Glass and you will be reincarnated as a Lotus flower.png

2026-03-05T20:14:06Z

Jorb:

Via Sam Henri Gold: https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/116126073092775198

Wireless Pint

2026-03-05T19:54:39Z

Jorb: Someone must write this page posthaste

[[File:Wireless Pint.svg|thumb|The logo for the Wireless Pint|240x240px]]
The '''Wireless Pint''' was the first product released by [[Apple]] Computer, after the company was formed over a cheeky pint with the lads. It was the first pint that allowed for [[Beer]]-to-Beer file sharing.

== Development ==
The Wireless Pint was created by Stever [[Apple|Jobs]] after getting absolutely sloshed at the Kings Arms in 1980. Many have reported that he was inspired to create the technology after looking at his empty pint glass and saying, out loud, his famous catchphrase: "[[Computer]]".

Jobs was renowned for making his employees work up to fourteen hours a day to make the deadline of Black Friday 1907. The Wireless Pint missed its initially planned release date, causing the team working on the device to be subsequently disbanded and [[killing|executed]]. It was finally released when it was ready.

The inner workings of the Wireless Pint are still not well understood by modern science, but many hypothesise it operates the way it does because the pint is wireless.

== Features ==
The Wireless Pint's flagship feature was being able to connect to other pints in the local area to share information, known as P2P (pint-to-pint) sharing. The Wireless Pint was also the first device to form [[World Wide Web|a global network of interconnected devices that could communicate with each other]]. This model of computer network was later reused to great success in ''Club [[bird|Penguin]]''.

== Controversies ==
The Wireless Pint sucks!!!

== Discontinuation ==
[[Apple]] later discontinued the Wireless Pint to focus on other products, such as the Infrared [[Gin]] Glass and Shortwave [[Radio 10 (Netherlands)|Radio]] Pack of [[Cigarette]]s. The Wireless Pint received a final update upon its discontinuation which made it taste really [https://www.guinness.com/en-gb yucky], rendering any remaining devices completely useless.

== Controversies ==
I looked inside and it cont[[Apple|a]]<nowiki/>ins wires.

== Controversies ==
I just looked at the logo and noticed the middle blue curve on each side looks weird.[[File:Wireless pint certification badge.svg|thumb|170x170px|Certification badge for devices and beverages compatible with the Wireless Pint.]]
== Controversies ==
These controversies suck!!!

== Controversies from the future ==
I'm so upset that I wrote this before [[Liquid Glass]] was invented.
[[Category:Fluids]] [[Category:Good pages]]

Pronounmail the meetup 1926

2026-02-21T12:57:22Z

Jorb:

{{Belgium}}
I fell over at this one

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|11:00
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/GWT99L-kde_at_30_still_looking_ahead/ KDE at 30: Still looking ahead]
|K.1.105
|oops
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|14:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/GMKDKW-foss-vs-office-365/ Open Buro: Integrating applications to create a Smart Platform Experience]
|K.4.201
|hate watch
|-
|15:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/3JQKHF-jmap-for-everything/ JMAP for Everything (Destroy All Monsters): JMAP Calendar, Contacts, Files]
|K.4.201
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|17:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/ESE3GP-gnome-os-on-mobile/ Running GNOME OS on mobile phones]
|UB4.132
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[[File:Pear Baby.jpeg|left|frameless|27x27px]]
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[[Category:pronounmail]]

Pronounmail the meetup 1926

2026-01-31T10:04:28Z

Jorb:

Pronounmail the meetup 1926

2026-01-31T00:06:16Z

Jorb: /* sunday */

{{Belgium}}
I fell over at this one

== talks for the knowers ==

=== saturday ===
{| class="wikitable"
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!name
!room
!notes
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|11:50
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/GWT99L-kde_at_30_still_looking_ahead/ KDE at 30: Still looking ahead]
|K.1.105
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|14:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/GMKDKW-foss-vs-office-365/ Open Buro: Integrating applications to create a Smart Platform Experience]
|K.4.201
|hate watch
|-
|15:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/3JQKHF-jmap-for-everything/ JMAP for Everything (Destroy All Monsters): JMAP Calendar, Contacts, Files]
|K.4.201
|
|-
|17:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/ESE3GP-gnome-os-on-mobile/ Running GNOME OS on mobile phones]
|UB4.132
|}

=== sunday ===
[[File:Pear Baby.jpeg|left|frameless|27x27px]]
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Pronounmail the meetup 1926

2026-01-30T23:44:52Z

Jorb:

Pronounmail the meetup 1926

2026-01-30T23:39:37Z

Jorb: fuck

{{Belgium}}
I fell over at this one

== talks for the knowers ==

=== saturday ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!time
!name
!room
!notes
|-
|11:50
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/GWT99L-kde_at_30_still_looking_ahead/ KDE at 30: Still looking ahead]
|K.1.105
|
|-
|14:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/GMKDKW-foss-vs-office-365/ Open Buro: Integrating applications to create a Smart Platform Experience]
|K.4.201
|hate watch
|-
|15:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/3JQKHF-jmap-for-everything/ JMAP for Everything (Destroy All Monsters): JMAP Calendar, Contacts, Files]
|K.4.201
|-
|17:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/ESE3GP-gnome-os-on-mobile/ Running GNOME OS on mobile phones]
|UB4.132
|}

Pronounmail the meetup 1926

2026-01-30T23:10:35Z

Jorb:

{{Belgium}}
I fell over at this one

== talks for the knowers ==

=== saturday ===
{| class="wikitable"
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!time
!name
!room
!notes
|-
|14:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/GMKDKW-foss-vs-office-365/ Open Buro: Integrating applications to create a Smart Platform Experience]
|K.4.201
|hate watch
|-
|15:30
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/3JQKHF-jmap-for-everything/ JMAP for Everything (Destroy All Monsters): JMAP Calendar, Contacts, Files]
|K.4.201
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|11:50
|[https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/GWT99L-kde_at_30_still_looking_ahead/ KDE at 30: Still looking ahead]
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|}

Horse MiniDisc

2025-09-15T11:47:16Z

Jorb: Controversies: Ketamine

[[File:Horsemd2089-003-web.gif|thumb|Historic logo]]
The '''Horse MiniDisc''' was a variety of MiniDisc developed by [[Sony]] that could hold the equivalent of one horsepower in data. Sony believed the shape of the Horse MiniDisc would make the format more robust and versatile. Researchers later found that this was not true, but thought it was a nice idea regardless.

== Controversies ==
It has been speculated that Horse MiniDisc was mainly invented as a vehicle for smuggling ketamine.

Horse MiniDisc

2025-09-14T18:06:52Z

Jorb:

File:Horsemd2089-003-web.gif

2025-09-14T18:06:25Z

Jorb:

HorseMD logo recovered from Sony [[Website]]

DataGoo

2025-09-14T18:01:35Z

Jorb: i think pounds are funnier than the dollar

[[File:DataGoo Logo.svg|thumb|120x120px|After the [[Horse MiniDisc]] branding fiasco, Sony decided to go back to its MiniDisc roots with its logo for DataGoo.]]
'''DataGoo''' ('''[[Death Grips|DG]]''') is a discontinued data storage product developed by [[Sony]]. Created to replace the aging [[Horse MiniDisc]] standard, DataGoo offered an increased capacity of 10 minutes of audio playback per millilitre.

== Adoption ==
[[File:Datagoo-Wii.jpg|alt=The Wii's Liquid Channel prompting a user to inject DataGoo|thumb|The Nintendo Wii was one of the first video game consoles to adopt the DataGoo format.]]
DataGoo immediately saw worldwide adoption, quickly usurping the [[CD|Compact Disc]], [[DVD]], MiniDisc, [[Horse MiniDisc]], writing things down on paper, and [[:File:Imagination.jpg|remembering]].

== Safety Concerns ==
While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up.

The first generation of DataGoo containers featured a sharp needle which users would insert into a plastic membrane on the receptacle. This design lead to numerous injuries and hospitalisations, including one incident where a user mistakenly injected themselves with DataGoo. We have no idea what happened to that guy. I try not to think about it.

Sony later introduced a needle-free alternative, with a soft plastic container and a reengineered receptacle featuring a funnel to squeeze the DataGoo into.

In 2089, Sony was caught dumping exorbitant amounts of DataGoo in the [[Specific]] [[Oceans|Ocean]], forming an environmental hazard, where everyone who tried to swim there immediately drowned a horrible death. For this, they faced a steep £10 fee and were forced to decrease their disposal rate by 6,5% by 2139.

DataGoo

2025-09-14T17:14:57Z

Jorb:

[[File:DataGoo Logo.svg|thumb|120x120px|After the [[Horse MiniDisc]] branding fiasco, Sony decided to go back to its MiniDisc roots with its logo for DataGoo.]]
'''DataGoo''' ('''[[Death Grips|DG]]''') is a discontinued data storage product developed by [[Sony]]. Created to replace the aging [[Horse MiniDisc]] standard, DataGoo offered an increased capacity of 10 minutes of audio playback per millilitre.

== Adoption ==
[[File:Datagoo-Wii.jpg|alt=The Wii's Liquid Channel prompting a user to inject DataGoo|thumb|The Nintendo Wii was one of the first video game consoles to adopt the DataGoo format.]]
DataGoo immediately saw worldwide adoption, quickly usurping the [[CD|Compact Disc]], [[DVD]], MiniDisc, [[Horse MiniDisc]], writing things down on paper, and [[:File:Imagination.jpg|remembering]].

== Safety Concerns ==
While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up.

Early DataGoo implementations involved the use of a sharp needle which one would use to inject a silicone receptacle area. Due to public outcry, Sony quietly moved on to a needle-free design with a reengineered receptacle that featured a hole to insert the tip into.

DataGoo

2025-09-14T17:09:26Z

Jorb:

File:DataGoo Logo.svg

2025-09-14T17:06:15Z

Jorb:

This is the logo for the [[DataGoo]] format.

File:Funny Trucker Wah Wah Moment.mp4

2025-05-01T15:37:14Z

Jorb: You think you're funny? Fuck you

== Summary ==
You think you're funny? Fuck you

Dr. House

2025-04-21T16:04:37Z

Jorb:

{{See also|Gay People}}Dr. House is an ongoing long-running British science fiction television series, first broadcast between 1963 and 1989, then revived in 2005. The plot revolves around the protagonist, House, who visits various different settings throughout time and space, asking anyone who'll listen if they've tried the medicine drug, then violates all conventions of medical ethics in whatever setting they find themself in. They are usually accompanied by a companion.

The reason that this show has been so long-running is that House can regenerate in order to avoid death when fatally injured. This allows new actors to take on the role, thus the show can live on. Confusingly, however, all of the actors cast as Dr. House so far have been Hugh Laurie.
[[Category:Old Man Yaoi]]

CD

2025-04-20T17:50:36Z

Jorb: Undo revision 3363 by Jorb (talk)

The Compact Disc (CD) is a little plastic thing that causes many devices to abruptly and vividly recall sounds and music that were previously heard in a bygone age. It also has a hole in the middle so you can [[Sex 2|fuck]] the music

== Open Questions ==
* If a CD was recorded in the woods and no one was around to hear it, is it still compact disc? Or something else?
* So my parents drive a 2013 Ford KA and the car stereo has a CD player in it. But I don't really want to have to burn all my albums to a CD in order to listen to Talking Heads' 1979 classic Fear of Music in the car. But I was looking in the menu and I saw a few options that said MP3 in them and I was like "Oh Cool That Probably Means I Can Just Put Some Mp3 Files On a Flash Drive and then Put them in the USB port that Is in the Car" but it turns out that was a COLD BLOODED LIE. The USB port in the car is, in fact, exclusively for CHARGING devices and cannot interface with the car stereo whatsoever. This setting was in fact referencing the stereo's ability to read MP3 files that have been burned to a disc in like windows or whatever. So what the fuck is up with that. Also: that sounds like a really inconvenient way to store music. Like my music library takes up something like 40GB on my MacBook Air®'s piddly little piss SSD. Which is much larger than 700MB, so I would have to split my library into chunks that I could store on a series of CDs, and then maintain an index of what album is on which disc. And it's not like this car is going to have a particularly good library interface with it's LCD screen that can only display a single line of text. And that was the one and only time I desired a car with a really big touchscreen so I could play Cameron Winter's 2024 classic Heavy Metal which is really good.
* Do you C Deez Nuts haha

==Notable quotes==
{{quote|waiiiit wtf I can put fucking MP3s on a CD?!?!? LETS FUCKING GO111!! that's TWELVE FUCKING HOURS OF MUSIC fuck that redbook audio shit that's just like an hour THE FUTURE IS AWSOME|80 kids}}

CD

2025-04-20T17:50:00Z

Jorb: Controversies

John Words

2025-04-20T12:52:54Z

Jorb:

John Words, sworn enemy of [[John Numbers]], is the inventor of [https://words.pronounmail.com words]. Without him, all communication, including this [[Pronounmail the wiki|wiki]], would be totally impossible. He is perhaps one of the most famous examples supporting John John-Hypothesis' [[John Hypothesis|John hypothesis]].

Eureka

2025-04-03T09:54:07Z

Jorb: Redirected page to Urethra

#REDIRECT [[Urethra]]

URETHRA!!

2025-04-03T09:53:44Z

Jorb: Created page with "thumb"

[[File:Urethra.jpg|thumb]]

File:Urethra.jpg

2025-04-03T09:53:36Z

Jorb:

Urethra

After Eight

2025-04-03T09:44:39Z

Jorb: Oughhh fuckk it's almost After Eight!!

{{Distinguish | After Nine-Eleven | After (German) }}
[[File:Klok.png|alt=Clock showing 8:00|thumb|Oughhh fuckk it's almost After Eight!!]]
After Eight was the sequel to After Seven, and has been since succeeded by After Nine, the newest installment in the series.

== Contoversires ==
[[Dental hygiene | Toothpaste]] is cheaper & is better for your teeth.

[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]

File:Klok.png

2025-04-03T09:43:47Z

Jorb:

oughhH the clock is on the table!! The. CLock. Is. On. The. Tbble.

After Eight

2025-04-03T09:34:28Z

Jorb:

{{Distinguish | After Nine-Eleven | After (German) }}

After Eight was the sequel to After Seven, and has been since succeeded by After Nine, the newest installment in the series.

== Contoversires ==
[[Dental hygiene | Toothpaste]] is cheaper & is better for your teeth.

[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]

After Eight

2025-04-03T09:31:42Z

Jorb: Created page with "{{Distinguish | After Nine-Eleven | After (German) }} After Eight was the sequel to After Seven, and has been since succeeded by After Nine, the newest installment in the series. == Contoversires == Toothpaste is cheaper & is better for your teeth."

Earth

2025-04-02T20:10:26Z

Jorb: jesse i have become souᵗʰ america

The '''Earth''' is this big piece of rock in space. Everything that happens on it is bad, except for [[pronounmail the wiki]] and Thai curry.
[[File:Jesse i have become south america.gif|thumb|lesgo!!!]]

== Creation ==
Some people say the earth was formed by random space shit, others claim it was handcrafted by [[God]], utilizing a level-editor such as Ultimate Doom Builder in combination with Slade for custom textures and sounds.

It's up to you to decide which one sounds more plausible.

== Age ==
As of March 31st 2025, the Earth is old, and will continue to get older, due to [[Time]].

The exact age has long been unknown, and until we finish scanning all of the metadata we really can't be sure.
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]
[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]

File:Jesse i have become south america.gif

2025-04-02T20:09:03Z

Jorb:

fuck

List of Thoughts Had

2025-03-13T11:22:27Z

Jorb:

[[File:Imagination.jpg|300px|right]]

* What if there was a [[webmail]]
** What if it was like Inbox by Gmail®
* What if we were a record label
** What if bandcamp was not evil<ref>https://jacobin.com/2023/12/bandcamp-music-streaming-sale-tech-workers-union-layoffs-organizing</ref>
* What if we were a radio station
* What if we were a [https://letters.pronounmail.com type foundry]
** What if bitmap fonts were normal in 2025
* What if I finished the forums
* What if [[You]] could make a web page
** What if was like a static site generator but web-based (as opposed to web-cringe)
** What if it had a node graph
** What if you [[The Pronounmail Guide to Making World Wide Web Pages on the World Wide Web|taught people how to make a web page]]
* What if you could Search
** What if the search removed your site from the index if it ever tries to load an advertisement
* Nextcloud
** What if it wasn't as slow as nextcloud and not as evil as [https://owncloud.com/infinite-scale/ OCIS]
* What if there was [https://leah.pronounmail.com/code/basingstoke an ActivityPub server that was not embarrassing]
* What if there was not [[Disk Horse|discord]]
** What if it was IRC i mean [[Okay]]
*What if we had Single Sign-On
*What if we had a better email server
*What if we had a less crunchy Wiki software
*What if you could register more than one pronounmail domain
*What if you could customise your web server configuration
*Oh uhh what if we had a code forge that was good
**alternatively what if codeberg gave me free reign over their ui design so it's no longer a nightmare to use and look at
{{Reflist}}
[[Category:Lists]]

Talk:Okay/Spec/Sketchbook

2025-03-12T14:07:48Z

Jorb: /* Deleted messages and pagination: */

It;s [[World Wide Web|tim]]‍e to chat.

==== Deleted messages and pagination: ====
* Just replace them with a notice? ~[[User:Jorb]]

Yeah that works, but then how would you ask the clients to delete it from their internal cache and such? [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 10:44, 12 March 2025 (GMT)

Maybe mandate that caches are short-lived and deal with message deletion not being immediate? [[User:Jorb|Jorb]] ([[User talk:Jorb|talk]]) 10:54, 12 March 2025 (GMT)

I don't think that's workable really. Message deletion needs to be instantaneous [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 13:24, 12 March 2025 (GMT)

i can’t really think of any other way to implement this other than going full REST and making a request for every message or mandating websockets [[User:Jorb|Jorb]] ([[User talk:Jorb|talk]]) 14:02, 12 March 2025 (GMT)

Actually, how about E-Tag [https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Caching#etagif-none-match]? [[User:Jorb|Jorb]] ([[User talk:Jorb|talk]]) 14:05, 12 March 2025 (GMT)

Actually, I don't know of that would work. Fuck. [[User:Jorb|Jorb]] ([[User talk:Jorb|talk]]) 14:07, 12 March 2025 (GMT)

Talk:Okay/Spec/Sketchbook

2025-03-12T14:05:19Z

Jorb: /* Deleted messages and pagination: */

Talk:Okay/Spec/Sketchbook

2025-03-12T14:02:13Z

Jorb: /* Deleted messages and pagination: */

Talk:Okay/Spec/Sketchbook

2025-03-12T14:01:53Z

Jorb: /* Deleted messages and pagination: */

Talk:Okay/Spec/Sketchbook

2025-03-12T10:54:41Z

Jorb:

Talk:Okay/Spec/Sketchbook

2025-03-12T10:34:49Z

Jorb:

It;s [[World Wide Web|tim]]‍e to chat.

* Deleted messages and pagination:
** Just replace them with a notice? ~[[User:Jorb]]

Talk:Okay/Spec/Sketchbook

2025-03-12T10:31:19Z

Jorb:

It;s [[World Wide Web|tim]]‍e to chat.