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Police

2026-05-30T00:38:58Z

Jemmacore:

They stole my fucking ID and put me in a cage.

== Who? ==
The rozzers

== Why? ==
Not telling

== What now? ==
[[Fish|You already know]]

[[Category: Articles that are British]]

England

2026-05-30T00:36:55Z

Jemmacore:

England is a country widely known for containing Matt Berry and being unable to score some fucking goals. Modern scholars have determined England to be ''terra nullius'' on account of everybody living there hating it to some degree.

== North England ==
Known for being in Coronation Street.

Also known for having the worst fucking town on this planet ([[Blackpool]]).

== [[Twats|South England]] ==
Known for saying the word "Mahogany" at least three times a day.

{{UK}}
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]][[Category: Articles that are British]] [[Category: Cities]]

The Beatles

2026-05-30T00:35:37Z

Jemmacore:

{{Distinguish|The Beatle}}
The '''Beatles''' [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png|were]] a band. They made [[music]].[[File:The Beatles performing at The Ed Sullivan Show (1).jpg|thumb|Jingo, Ringo, Pingo, and Gingo performing... something.|border|302x302px]]

== History ==
Once upon a time, there were four music men

All was well until one day people found out that "Paul" is actually dead and also Paul McCartney's middle name and that his first name is "James".

== Quotr ==
{{quote|What do you think of the Beatles, George Harrison?|George Harrison}}

== Discography ==
* Girl [[I]] [[love]] you so much
* Girl you broke my heart
* Girl I broke your heart!
* The world is bad
* Girl you are bad!

== Controversy ==
This image of Ringo shows that his T-shirt says "[[Love]] Peace" instead of "Peace and Love".
[[File:Ringo Starr (2007).jpg|thumb|Piece and Luv]]

[[Category: Music]] [[Category: White People]] [[Category: Articles that are British]]

Dr. House

2026-05-30T00:35:17Z

Jemmacore:

{{See also|Gay People}}
[[File:Mr Home.png|thumb]]
Dr. House is an ongoing long-running British science fiction television series, first broadcast between 1963 and 1989, then revived in [[2005]]. The plot revolves around the protagonist, House, who visits various different settings throughout time and space, asking anyone who'll listen if they've tried the medicine drug, then violates all conventions of medical ethics in whatever setting they find themself in. They are usually accompanied by a companion.

The reason that this show has been so long-running is that House can regenerate in order to avoid death when fatally injured. This allows new actors to take on the role, thus the show can live on. Confusingly, however, all of the actors cast as Dr. House so far have been [[Huge Laurie]].
[[Category:Old Man Yaoi]] [[Category:White People]] [[Category: Articles that are British]]

Twats

2026-05-30T00:34:48Z

Jemmacore:

[[File:Diabełek, rysunek z książki 'Rank Doggerel', J. Hewson, 1892.png|thumb|"Nyeh heh heh!" -- A twat]]
[[File:Tvättprogram.jpeg|thumb|In [[Sweden]], twats are subjected to the ‘Twat Program’.]]
'''[[You|Twats]]''' are people who are [[:Category:Bad pages|bad]] and we do not like them.

Twats are not allowed in [[Pronounmail.com|pronounmail]].
[[Category:Evil Pages]][[Category: Articles that are British]]

England

2026-05-30T00:34:13Z

Jemmacore:

Rain

2026-05-30T00:33:09Z

Jemmacore:

[[File:Raindrops (232823269).jpg|thumb| Rain waiting to be complimented]]

Rain<sup>(it/its)</sup> is a [[:Category:Fluids|fluid]] of nebulous origin. It is best known for falling on workers during their commute to [[Work|work]]. The workers revel in rain’s rebellious nature.

Rain exists because of complicated [[Science|scientific]] processes which you learned about in high school and probably don’t [[Memory|remember]].

== The rain cycle ==
When somebody tells the rain it is beautiful, it gets big and warm and fluffy inside and rises to the sky.

After a while, the rain gets so big and fluffy that it blocks the sun, which the workers sometimes complain about, making the rain feel small and cold and spiky inside and causing it to fall back down to the ground.

While falling, the rain is sometimes complimented again, which causes the rain cycle to restart.

=== Frequency of rain ===
The rain is dependent on several random ticks, but on average, the rain cycle restarts every 2000 ticks.

=== Will the cycle ever end? ===
Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Some believe that the rain needs the workers for the cycle to be fulfilled, whereas others suggest that the rain can sometimes affirm itself without the need for workers’ compliments, allowing it to continue this cycle indefinitely, even after the inevitable extinction of the workers.

== Can You drink it? ==
Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Notable fluid consumers suggest that rain is much harder to drink than normal water since normal water usually comes in a cup or from a device which you can put your [[User:Teeth|teeth]] around. Notable rain enjoyers claim that the difficulty is "the joy of drinking rain", and suggest "catching it in a container if you're a beginner at the hobby".

It should be noted that rain, like normal water, does enjoy being consumed as long as [[You|you]] ask nicely and are very nice about it.
[[Category:Fluids]][[Category: Articles that are British]]

Margaret Thatcher

2026-05-30T00:32:58Z

Jemmacore:

[[File:ThatcherCon 2025.png|thumb|The last known photograph of Mx. Thatcher]]'''Margarethra Thatchful''' (2012–2013) was a [[Great Britain|British]] politician who got a little bit too [[Fun|silly]] with it. [[They]] were responsible for the privatisation of numerous government enterprises and their ensuing [[enshittification]]

== Cultural impact ==
* [[death|Died]]
Honk if thatcher's dead<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCCAnnLRcgY</ref>

== Legacy ==
Thatcher’s grave is generally recognised as one of the first [[Tory|non-binary toilets]] EVER. A lot of people thought this was cool.

== References ==
<references />
[[Category:White People]][[Category:Pages that need things added to them]][[Category: Articles that are British]]

Mines

2026-05-30T00:32:40Z

Jemmacore:

[[File:Margaret Thatcher (cropped).png|thumb|some [[Margaret Thatcher|cunt]]]]
'''Mines''' were invented by the [[England|British]] in cooperation with Mojang (the company behind "Mines - The Game" or something like that, don't ask [[Methamphetamine|me]]) to make up for not having Mines to begin with.

== Job opportunities ==

Mines were used to provide [[Work|jobs]] to Mine(/o)rs who were scraping by on [[Apple|food]] stamps before.

== Merchandise ==

Mines introduced the first real life lootbox system.

Prizes include:

* [[Iron ore]]
* [[Weed Mario|Getting stoned]]
* Mini cooper ore
* [[your mum|Your mom]]
* [[Killing|Death]]
* Poor [[dental hygiene]]
* Gold

== The children ==
[[They]] yearn for [[the]] mines.

[[Category: Articles that are British]]

List of Things that would be Nice to Have

2026-05-30T00:30:45Z

Jemmacore:

* some forums
** https://codeberg.org/pronounmail/forumzone
* [https://web.pronounmail.com/ webmail] 2
* [[The First Chat Migration|a chat platform that isn't]] [[discord]]
* the world wide web but with a bit more maps
* [[fusion]] power
* unilateral nuclear disarmament
* total liberation
* fifty quid
* [[Climate change|some nice weather for a change]]
[[Category: Lists]]
[[Category: Articles that are British]]

Fusion

2026-05-30T00:23:37Z

Jemmacore:

{{Tombox|FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK GEMS STRONGER}}
[[File:Nuclear fission illustration.svg|thumb|oh theyre. oh. how uncooth]]

Fusion

2026-05-30T00:22:34Z

Jemmacore:

{{Tombox|FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK GEMS STRONGER}}

Fusion

2026-05-30T00:19:37Z

Jemmacore: created it

FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK GEMS STRONGER

List of Things that would be Nice to Have

2026-05-30T00:18:18Z

Jemmacore:

Circumcision

2026-05-19T16:55:10Z

Jemmacore: Created page with "thumb circumcision? you mean that shit amelia earhart did?"

[[File:Amelia Earhart explaining airplane's mechanism, 1928 in Framingham, Massachusetts.jpg|thumb]]
circumcision? you mean that shit amelia earhart did?

Ska

2026-05-11T01:27:17Z

Jemmacore:

{{See also|Fun}}
[[File:Ska Patrol Foto Bjørn Joachimsen.jpg|thumb|look at them go!! oho!]]
'''Ska''' is a therapeutic coping strategy and [[music]] genre for dealing with the inevitable depression, burnout, and cosmic absurdity of [[Work|life under capitalism]]. The horns, offbeat guitar riffs, and uptempo groove stand together in active defiance against a nihilistic economic system that devours itself from the inside out. Shoutout to the country of Jamaica for being the birthplace of Ska, very based.

== Notable Skartists ==

* The Beat
* JER
* Thomas Ridgewell
* Madness

Blackpool

2026-05-11T01:24:53Z

Jemmacore:

[[File:Central Pier, Blackpool (Unsplash) (cropped).jpg|thumb|Look at it. Vile.]]
'''Blackpool''' is a punishment from [[God]] for all of our sins.

He got so [[piss]]ed off, he decided to bless it with a seafront that’s dying and rotting, a suspiciously Eiffel Tower looking structure, a [[Sainsbury’s]] that looks like an Airport Terminal but it for some fucking reason is the train station as well and BGMedia.

The only good thing to come to Blackpool is Arcade Club

if you don’t want to [[killing|kill]] [[you]]rself, do NOT GOT TO BLACKPOOL.

{{UK}}

Forest

2026-05-11T01:23:51Z

Jemmacore:

[[File:Dülmen, Naturschutzgebiet -Am Enteborn- -- 2014 -- 0202.jpg|thumb|Where the fuck is the forest? this is just a bunch of trees.]]
Treece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==Gump==
you [[Eye|starin]] at all this Gump in my GumpTrunk™? hands off the goods, [[They|homethey]]

==Songs About It==
<span class="greeny">[[The_Hymn_of_Forests_Green|John Lennon - The Hymn of Forests Green]]</span>
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Four

2026-05-11T01:21:50Z

Jemmacore:

For is the [[forest]] number. it comes be[[Four|five]] [[three]] and four [[five]]. Four is a little more than you need, please put one back.
[[File:Thumb and little fingers.JPG|thumb|Fore]]

== Notable things that are four ==
Forcast

[[Music|On the "floor"]]

of a kind

[[Forest|trees]]

[[sex|forplay]]

[[Penis|skin]]

[[Category:Numbers]]

Nintendo

2026-05-11T01:10:49Z

Jemmacore: /* Shigeru Miyamoto */

[[File:Nintendo.png|150x150px]] is one of the [[Four]] Elements in a [[Capitalism|Capitalist]] society

== Console Timeline ==

=== Mario Console [May 9th, 1984] ===
Nintendo made a stunning debut on the [[MR. WORLDWIDE|World]] Stage with their trendsetting Mario Console. This was an arcade cabinet that could play the "Mario" game, and later Pac-Man stole their idea and became famous instead.

=== Nintendo Wii [November 19th, 2006] ===
Doug Bowser took a visit to a playground and rode a really fun swing. Naturally, while swinging, he let out a "Weeeeeeeeeee!" This event caused the Nintendo Wii to be born.

=== Nintendo Wii-[[You|U]] [November 18th, 2012] ===
There Is Nothing To Be Said About The Wii-U.

=== Nintendo ⚠️Weeoooweeooo⚠️ [June 1th, 2012-2] ===
Uh Oh
[[File:Nintendo games cube.jpg|alt=Pictured here is the "Nintendo Gamescube"|thumb|Pictured here is the "Nintendo Gamescube"]]

=== Nintendo Gamescube [March 3rd, 2017] ===
After the rocky release of the Wii-U, Nintendo faced pressure to release something special as their next big console. To stand out, they decided they would release two consoles at the same [[time]] to emulate their flagship series Digimon.

On March 3rd, 2017, the Nintendo Gamescube was released into the world. It was received well among the Nintendo audience, and it sold over 5 trillion billion zillion copies. It released with a really '''strong''' lineup of games. featuring Starcraft, Nintendogs, Red Dead Redemption 3, and Doom 1. A very special copy of the Nintendo Gamescube arrived featuring a Ninten[[baby]], and that little boy grew up to be [[Apple|Scott Wozniak]].

The Nintendo Switch also came out that day, and it only sold a single copy.

=== Nintendo Button [March 15th, 2020] ===
As a last-ditch-attempt to boost sales of the failing Nintendo Switch, Nintendo introduced the Nintendo Button. Crafted from [[one]] Nintendo Plank in a shapeless recipe, pressing the button immediately orders a new Nintendo Switch switch to be delivered to [[Address|the user's home]]. Each purchase is charged to a convenient [[Klarma]] monthly payment plan.

=== February 27, 2026: Nintendo U ===
As a joint brand-deal with [[hyperpop]] musician "underscores", Nintendo released the Nintendo U, the first gaming console that [[Me|U]] can wear on Ur head, utilizing [[Music that is good|audio-based]] gaming. Reviews were [[milkshake|mixed]], citing the one-hour battery [[life]] as "unreasonable" and "not enough time to play an audio game." Later that year (May 9th), Nintendo released a Battery Expansion Pack, which boosted the battery life to a whopping ''two and a [[half]].''

== Notable Figures in Nintendo History ==
[[File:SM64 Thumbnail Eyerok.jpg|thumb|Miyamoto in 2015]]

==== Shigeru Miyamoto ====
The self-described "final boss" of Nintendo.

==== John Switch ====
John Switch was the only person who bothered to give the Nintendo Switch a shot on launch. You'd think it was because of his namesake, but it was actually because he misclicked when attempting to purchase the Nintendo Gamescube.

==== Doug Bowser ====
Supa Mario In Real Life

File:SM64 Thumbnail Eyerok.jpg

2026-05-11T01:10:38Z

Jemmacore:

Miyamoto in 2015

Four

2026-05-11T01:04:48Z

Jemmacore: foreskin

For is the [[forest]] number. it comes be[[Four|five]] [[three]] and four [[five]]. Four is a little more than you need, please put one back.
[[File:Thumb and little fingers.JPG|thumb|Fore]]

== Notable things that are four ==
Forcast

[[Music|On the "floor"]]

of a kind

trees

[[sex|forplay]]

[[Penis|skin]]

[[Category:Numbers]]

Source engine

2026-05-11T01:03:24Z

Jemmacore:

The '''Source Engine''' is a powerful [[supercomputer]] capable of simulating the the physics of many real-[[MR. WORLDWIDE|world]] objects. Software built on the source engine includes [[Minecraft]] and [[Microsoft Excel|Minecraft Excel]].
{{Quote|Vroom Vroom|[[Hyperpop|Charli XCX]], describing the sound of an operating Source Engine}}
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Wales Millennium Centre

2026-05-11T00:57:05Z

Jemmacore: Created page with "thumb"

[[File:Wales Millennium Centre Illuminated Facade.jpg|thumb]]

Mines

2026-05-11T00:43:42Z

Jemmacore:

Hyperpop

2026-05-11T00:38:15Z

Jemmacore:

Hyper-Pop, Or as its more commonly known, gecslike. Hyperpop was invented by [[Jeff Bezos|amazon]] [[music]] in [[2019]] because they wanted les s cis people on their platform

it can only be made in [[Ableton Live|ableton]], as you need the Ableton sound<ref>
[[File:Ableton sound.png|200px|frameless|alt=The ableton sound isn't real wake up]] ableton
</ref>.

== its [[List of music that is good|music]] ==
[[File:Umru dj2 gif.gif|thumb|an unknown [[Mangrove|Man]] playing "hyperpop"]]hyper-pop is made when [[transgender]] person turns on autotune. if they do not, it becomes [[bad]]. sometimes it is made with music, but other times not. yeah. [[ThinkPad|think]] about that maybe.

== hey you little piss baby ==
{{Quote|[Intro: Laura Les]

He said, "I love you," on the plane, I said, "I love you too"

He said, "Everything is different now, everything has changed

Always on a plane, always something new"

I said, "Nothing's new, nothing's changed, I still need you"

I'm 'bout to hit the boof

Smokin' somethin' new}}

== "<span style="color: #8ace00; text-shadow: #ffd90f 1px 0 10px;">Bart"</span> Girl–Summer ==
[[Boobs|Tit]]ular [[3|deuteragonists]] '''Bart "Girl" Simpsons''' and '''Charlotte XCX''' achieved international Hyper-pop acclaim with the [[2005]] release of their self-titled album ''<span style="color: #8ace00">Green</span>''. The album was widely-despised by critics including the late [[File:Zach.png|15px|frameless|alt=it's a small icon of Zach Polanski's head]] [[Green|Zach Polanski]] who described it as "I've actually never taken a [[drugs|drug]] in my life, or even [[gin|drunk]] alcohol, but I still don’t sit here as the [[fun]] [[police]]. I very clearly believe people should be able to do what they want to do. It just wasn't for [[me]]."

== List of Hyperpop ==
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== References ==
<references />

File:HL1 scientist.png

2026-05-11T00:31:51Z

Jemmacore:

== Licensing ==
{{Unfair use}}

Source engine

2026-05-11T00:21:48Z

Jemmacore: /* Put that down!! */

The '''Source Engine''' is a powerful [[supercomputer]] capable of simulating the the physics of many real-[[MR. WORLDWIDE|world]] objects. Software built on the source engine includes [[Minecraft]] and [[Microsoft Excel|Minecraft Excel]].
{{Quote|Vroom Vroom|[[Hyperpop|Charli XCX]], describing the sound of an operating Source Engine}}
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Guy standing

2026-05-02T03:35:42Z

Jemmacore: Created page with "Guy standing, Sitting."

Sleep

2026-05-02T03:32:24Z

Jemmacore:

[[File:Mysterious box.png|thumb]]
'''Sleep''' is often recognised as one of the most important human functions. The only activity with higher priority is [[The:Editing This Wiki|editing pronounmail the wiki]].

== Insomnia ==
go to bed bro just close your eyes man just fall asleep bro it's not that hard just sleep just have a little nap and get that rest man just have good sleep just go to bed and sleep it's gonna work you just have to believe it you just need to sleep and close your eyes man just sleep and rest and try you just have to try I don't think you're trying hard enough it works for me it should work for you too man just sleep just get some rest and sleep man it's so easy ''Orange Juice Pouring Over Lap Gif'' it's not that hard man just go to bed and get some sleep it's gonna work I don't get why you're so tired are you staying up all night playing games man you should stop that and go to bed man it's gonna work if you just try or alternatively you can try some melatonin not to be confused with melanin which is also a thing but it's different just get it at the store and go to bed and you're gonna sleep so soundly like a feather in bed or a plushy in bed or a sleepy animal in the cave just go to bed man I swear you're not trying hard enough close your eyes man

== In media ==
It is very difficult to make media about sleeping, because when you're sleeping, you're not making media. However, that hasn't stopped this set of fucking reprobates from savagely violating the sanctity of their circadian rhythms to produce Stuff that you can Experience with your Brain. (Unfortunately, you have to be awake to do so.)

* The song ''Brain Stew'' by Green Day is speculated to be about insomnia, but William Joseph "Arm" Strong has said it's in fact about a guy who's a brain that's called Stewart.
* This wiki article.
* I'm out of funny ideas, I'm too sleepy.
* The previous list item.

== Dreaming ==
Only fools dare dream that there could be any knowledge beyond the totality of [[Pronounmail the wiki]].

File:Mysterious box.png

2026-05-02T03:26:49Z

Jemmacore:

== Licensing ==
{{Unfair use}}

Address

2026-05-02T02:59:10Z

Jemmacore:

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The:Stub

2026-05-02T02:57:22Z

Jemmacore: yea

[[File:The stub.png|thumb|alt=A piece of wood floating in water|The stub. The definite article, you might say.]]

A '''stub''' is a [[:Category:Pages that need things added to them|page that needs things added to it]]. You can add things to it by [[The:Editing This Wiki|adding things to it]].
<br/><br/><br/><br/>
We have a lot of stubs. {{Horsemoji}} [[Horse]] is not a stub.

{{stub}}

The:Stub

2026-05-02T02:56:20Z

Jemmacore: added stub image

File:The stub.png

2026-05-02T02:55:11Z

Jemmacore: the stub. taken by jem ^^

== Summary ==
the stub. taken by jem ^^

Horse

2026-05-02T02:45:06Z

Jemmacore: horigin

[[File:Horse png.png|thumb|alt=A beautiful horse with a luxurious dark mane. |He is running. Perhaps he runs from his sins? <sup>we may never know</sup>]]

Everyone can see what a [[File:Horsemoji.png|15px|frameless|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.]] '''horse''' is, but everyone can't feel what a horse is.

== Leading A Horse to Water ==
Horses need [[Oceans|a lot of water]]. You can lead a horse to water by taking advantage of [[public transit]] and a [[dowsing rod]].

== Making It Drink ==
cant

== Looking A Horse In The Mouth ==
The results of this vary significally depending on the horse's origin ([[File:Horsemoji.png|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.|frameless|23x23px]]''horigin'').
=== [[File:Horsemoji.png|15px|frameless|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.]] Normal Horse ===
{{Quote|Horse... is [[Horse|this]]! The horses are all like this. The horse goes like this. So, [[the]] horse's like this, the normal horse is like this! THAT'S the normal horse!}}

=== [[File:Horsemoji.png|15px|frameless|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.]] Gift Horse ===
Woah there buckaroo! Let's reign it '''in'''. Looking into the mouth of a '''Gift Horse''' is nothing to sneeze at. That might be ''a bit'' above your [[work|pay]]-grade, kiddo.

=== [[Horsepower|Powerful]] Horse ===
my [[god|horse]] is an awesome horse

=== Download-A-Horse (You Would Not) ===
If you download a [[File:Horsemoji.png|15px|frameless|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.]] horse and the [[police]] aren't around to hear it, did it make a [[music|sound]]? No? Wron''g''. That horse made 30 minutes of stereo uncompressed 44.1kHz audio, now available on [[Horse MiniDisc]].

== My Little Horse® ==
This section will be expanded once the [[File:Horsemoji.png|15px|frameless|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.]] Digital Millennium Copyright Act is [[violence|abolished]].

File:Horse png.png

2026-05-02T02:36:09Z

Jemmacore: a beautiful horse. taken by jem ^^

== Summary ==
a beautiful horse. taken by jem ^^

File:Horsemoji.png

2026-05-02T02:35:34Z

Jemmacore: for clarity

== Summary ==
for clarity
== Licensing ==
{{Unfair use}}

2hollis

2026-05-02T02:19:21Z

Jemmacore: white

fuck [[2hollis|this guy]] for real
[[File:Alan_and_Ronald_McNicoll_sailor_portrait.jpg|thumb|Hollis 1 and 2]]

[[Category:White People]]

User:Noelle bruh

2026-05-02T02:03:10Z

Jemmacore: added music image

[[File:Xbox-Music-Logo.png|thumb|music is real!]]
thats [[Horse|me ]]:) check out my [[Music|album]] https://smilemusic.bandcamp.com/album/superstar https://soundcloud.com/smiile-music/sets/superstar

Navel

2026-04-27T01:02:27Z

Jemmacore:

The '''Navel''' (also known as the '''belly button''') is a [[Template:VeryLargeButton|button]] on the human body. You can click it!

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Him

2026-04-27T01:02:20Z

Jemmacore:

== Him ==
[[File:Him.jpg|thumb|there he is]]
[[Category:Pronouns]] [[Category:Good pages]] [[Category:Cars]]

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Brie

2026-04-27T01:01:54Z

Jemmacore:

'''Brie''' is a [[cheese|brieese]].

== Inventor ==
Brie was invented by Brittany "Bri" Britishwoman. Britishwoman named the cheese after her name, but she was not good at spelling, so she spelled it as "Brie".

Brie does not come from [[France]]. This common misconception is due to confusion with Sacre Bleu, a cheesemaker from Brie. In contrast, Bleu invented the blue cheese. (He was also bad at spelling.)

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NL:Rutten

2026-04-27T01:01:40Z

Jemmacore:

[[File:Rutten vlag.svg|thumb|left|Het toppunt van vexillologie]]
[[File:Average Noordoostpolder experience.jpeg|thumb|left|De gemiddelde Noordoostpolderervaring]]

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Cutie pie

2026-04-27T01:00:12Z

Jemmacore:

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When someone is really '''cute''', they might turn into a '''pie'''.

== Metamorphosis ==
The transition is gradual and can happen quickly or slowly. Usually it happens after the phrase "you are so cute" is said to the person. The receiver will then feel happy and realise that they no longer have arms or legs as they morph into a pie in less than an hour.

If the transition takes place in Limburg, [[The Netherlands]], the person turns into a [[vlaai]].

[[file:Kirsch-Vlario.jpg|thumb|As the Dutch might say, "schattige vlaai".]]

== yayyy! ==

Four

2026-04-27T00:54:16Z

Jemmacore:

One

2026-04-27T00:53:43Z

Jemmacore:

One is too few, Im so sorry. One comes before. and after [[four]]. It has nothing to do with [[6|Six]], and whoever told you it did is a bad person and you should cut them out of your life.
[[File:Little finger.jpg|thumb|THIS IS HOW MANY??????]]

[[Category:Numbers]]

Four

2026-04-27T00:52:50Z

Jemmacore:

One

2026-04-27T00:52:14Z

Jemmacore:

One is too few, Im so sorry. One comes before. and after [[four]]. It has nothing to do with [[6|Six]], and whoever told you it did is a bad person and you should cut them off.
[[File:Little finger.jpg|thumb|THIS IS HOW MANY??????]]

[[Category:Numbers]]

One

2026-04-27T00:51:45Z

Jemmacore: 6