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John Kellogg

2025-09-16T15:53:49Z

Hotdog0275:

'''John Kellogg''' (February 26, 1852 – December 14, 1943) was the inventor of Kellogg cereal. His development of dry breakfast cereals was largely responsible for the creation of the flaked-cereal industry. He was an advocate of early germ theory, an approached treatment in a holistic manner, actively promoting the use of yogurt enemas to clear "intestinal flora" and sun-bathing. Kellogg dedicated the last 30 years of his life to promoting eugenics and racial segregation.

== Foods ==
The foods Kellogg developed tended to be bland. In this, Kellogg followed the teachings of Ellen G. White and Sylvester Graham who recommended a diet of bland foods to minimize excitement, sexual arousal, and masturbation.

The Kelloggs are best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal corn flakes. The development of the flaked cereal in 1894 has been variously described by those involved: Ella Eaton Kellogg, John Harvey Kellogg, his younger brother Will Keith Kellogg, and other family members. There is considerable disagreement over who was involved in the discovery, and the role that they played. Ella and Will were often at odds, and their versions of the story tend to minimize or deny each other's involvement, while emphasizing their own part in the discovery.

Kellogg introduced "Nuttose", the first commercially produced alternative to meat. Nuttose was made primarily from peanuts and resembled "cold roast mutton". By seasoning or marinating, Nuttose could be made to taste like fried chicken or barbeque. Served with mashed potatoes and vegetables, it could mimic a traditional American meal. On November 4, 1895, Kellogg applied for patent involving a "Food Compound" which created a "moist, pasty, adhesive, and brown" butter or paste.

John Kellogg

2025-09-16T15:53:08Z

Hotdog0275:

'''John Kellogg''' (February 26, 1852 – December 14, 1943) was the inventor of Kellogg cereal. His development of dry breakfast cereals was largely responsible for the creation of the flaked-cereal industry. He was an advocate of early germ theory, an approached treatment in a holistic manner, actively promoting the use of yogurt enemas to clear "intestinal flora", sun-bathing, as well as abstinence from smoking tobacco, drinking alcoholic beverages, and sexual activity. Kellogg dedicated the last 30 years of his life to promoting eugenics and racial segregation.

== Foods ==
The foods Kellogg developed tended to be bland. In this, Kellogg followed the teachings of Ellen G. White and Sylvester Graham who recommended a diet of bland foods to minimize excitement, sexual arousal, and masturbation.

The Kelloggs are best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal corn flakes. The development of the flaked cereal in 1894 has been variously described by those involved: Ella Eaton Kellogg, John Harvey Kellogg, his younger brother Will Keith Kellogg, and other family members. There is considerable disagreement over who was involved in the discovery, and the role that they played. Ella and Will were often at odds, and their versions of the story tend to minimize or deny each other's involvement, while emphasizing their own part in the discovery.

Kellogg introduced "Nuttose", the first commercially produced alternative to meat. Nuttose was made primarily from peanuts and resembled "cold roast mutton". By seasoning or marinating, Nuttose could be made to taste like fried chicken or barbeque. Served with mashed potatoes and vegetables, it could mimic a traditional American meal. On November 4, 1895, Kellogg applied for patent involving a "Food Compound" which created a "moist, pasty, adhesive, and brown" butter or paste.

John Kellogg

2025-09-16T13:32:55Z

Hotdog0275:

'''John Kellogg''' (February 26, 1852 – December 14, 1943) was the inventor of Kellogg cereal. His development of dry breakfast cereals was largely responsible for the creation of the flaked-cereal industry. He was an advocate of early germ theory, an approached treatment in a holistic manner, actively promoting the use of yogurt enemas to clear "intestinal flora", sun-bathing, as well as abstinence from smoking tobacco, drinking alcoholic beverages, and sexual activity. Kellogg dedicated the last 30 years of his life to promoting eugenics and racial segregation.

== Foods ==
The foods Kellogg developed tended to be bland. In this, Kellogg followed the teachings of Ellen G. White and Sylvester Graham who recommended a diet of bland foods to minimize excitement, sexual arousal, and masturbation.

The Kelloggs are best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal corn flakes. The development of the flaked cereal in 1894 has been variously described by those involved: Ella Eaton Kellogg, John Harvey Kellogg, his younger brother Will Keith Kellogg, and other family members. There is considerable disagreement over who was involved in the discovery, and the role that they played. Ella and Will were often at odds, and their versions of the story tend to minimize or deny each other's involvement, while emphasizing their own part in the discovery.

Kellogg introduced - but did not patent - "Nuttose", the first commercially produced alternative to meat. Nuttose was made primarily from peanuts and resembled "cold roast mutton". By seasoning or marinating, Nuttose could be made to taste like fried chicken or barbeque. Served with mashed potatoes and vegetables, it could mimic a traditional American meal. On November 4, 1895, Kellogg applied for patent involving a "Food Compound" which created a "moist, pasty, adhesive, and brown" butter or paste.

John Kellogg

2025-09-16T13:32:34Z

Hotdog0275: Created page with "'''John Kellogg''' (February 26, 1852 – December 14, 1943) was an American businessman, physician, and inventor of Kellogg cereal. His development of dry breakfast cereals was largely responsible for the creation of the flaked-cereal industry. He was an advocate of early germ theory, an approached treatment in a holistic manner, actively promoting the use of yogurt enemas to clear "intestinal flora", sun-bathing, as well as abstinence from smoking tobacco, drinking al..."

'''John Kellogg''' (February 26, 1852 – December 14, 1943) was an American businessman, physician, and inventor of Kellogg cereal. His development of dry breakfast cereals was largely responsible for the creation of the flaked-cereal industry. He was an advocate of early germ theory, an approached treatment in a holistic manner, actively promoting the use of yogurt enemas to clear "intestinal flora", sun-bathing, as well as abstinence from smoking tobacco, drinking alcoholic beverages, and sexual activity. Kellogg dedicated the last 30 years of his life to promoting eugenics and racial segregation.

== Foods ==
The foods Kellogg developed tended to be bland. In this, Kellogg followed the teachings of Ellen G. White and Sylvester Graham who recommended a diet of bland foods to minimize excitement, sexual arousal, and masturbation.

The Kelloggs are best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal corn flakes. The development of the flaked cereal in 1894 has been variously described by those involved: Ella Eaton Kellogg, John Harvey Kellogg, his younger brother Will Keith Kellogg, and other family members. There is considerable disagreement over who was involved in the discovery, and the role that they played. Ella and Will were often at odds, and their versions of the story tend to minimize or deny each other's involvement, while emphasizing their own part in the discovery.

Kellogg introduced - but did not patent - "Nuttose", the first commercially produced alternative to meat. Nuttose was made primarily from peanuts and resembled "cold roast mutton". By seasoning or marinating, Nuttose could be made to taste like fried chicken or barbeque. Served with mashed potatoes and vegetables, it could mimic a traditional American meal. On November 4, 1895, Kellogg applied for patent involving a "Food Compound" which created a "moist, pasty, adhesive, and brown" butter or paste.

Taylor Swift

2025-07-15T16:11:42Z

Hotdog0275: Created page with "Taylor Allison Swift (Born in 1989) is an American singer-songwriter, and is the lead singer of the band Basic White Girl Music. == Eras == Swift has been known to own eras, such as the Paleozoic and Mesozoic eras. Often, each era is referred to as a color, including green, yellow, purple, and red. In 2023, she created the Eras Tour, in which she brought her favorite pieces from each era on tour. Unfortunately, this released a fatal disease from the microbial era, w..."

Taylor Allison Swift (Born in 1989) is an American singer-songwriter, and is the lead singer of the band [[Basic White Girl Music]].

== Eras ==
Swift has been known to own eras, such as the Paleozoic and Mesozoic eras. Often, each era is referred to as a color, including green, yellow, purple, and red. In 2023, she created the Eras Tour, in which she brought her favorite pieces from each era on tour. Unfortunately, this released a fatal disease from the microbial era, which includes such hits as All Flu Well and Anti-bacteria.

Computer

2025-07-14T19:12:23Z

Hotdog0275: Link

One of these bad boys can hold as much [[data]] as [[half]] a rat's brain. Isn't that so fascinating?[[File:Computer.png|center|frameless|512x512px]]

John Legend

2025-07-04T21:38:09Z

Hotdog0275:

John Legend is a storyteller, creator, and the inventor of all modern legends, with hits such as the city of Atlantis, Dracula, and [[Sex]]. He also was the worst ever version of [[Jesus 2]] in the controversial musical Jesus Christ Superstar 2: Electric Boogaloo.

== Family ==
Legend is somehow related to the infamous [[John John-Hypothesis]], but exact [[detail]]s are unknown and will never be known, as she is likely a legend created by her son/grandson/nephew/whatever.

== Weed Business ==
John Legend owns a cannabis dropper, not to be confused with a cannabis dispenser, which will drop one cannabis when activated by a [[redstone]] circuit. He has expressed plans to extend his venture to shulker boxes, where weed may be placed and picked up without the fear of loosing the encased items.

Jesus

2025-07-04T21:37:21Z

Hotdog0275:

'''Jesus ‘the Sex Understander’ of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.

[[File:Jesus, Byzanticon.jpg|thumb|This guy!]]

== Early Life ==
Coming from humble beginnings, Jesus was born, wrapped in swaddling clothes, and laid in a Pret A Manger.

== Teachings ==
Jeebs was famous for making long speeches, which were often boring, but sometimes snacks were included. He often told his [[X|twitter]] followers to get gender reassignment surgery and to practice good [[Dental hygiene]].

== Top Surgery ==
Chris was one of the first [[transgender]] men in recorded history, wearing his top surgery scars with pride.

The procedure made him feel significantly more at ease in his own skin, easing gender dysphoria. Shortly after, he found many excuses to walk around town topless. Good for him.

== Death 1 ==
Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One group of his fandom, often known as Catholic, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.

== Resurrection ==
They put him in a cave and he lived out from leeving.

== Death 2 ==
I don't remember how he died the second time around.

John Legend

2025-07-04T21:26:19Z

Hotdog0275:

John Legend

2025-07-04T21:26:02Z

Hotdog0275:

John Legend is a storyteller, creator, and the inventor of all modern legends, with hits such as the city of Atlantis, Dracula, and [[Sex]]. He also was the worst ever version of [[Jesus 2]] in the controversial musical Jesus Christ Superstar 2: Electric Boogaloo.

== Family ==
Legend is somehow related to the infamous [[John John-Hypothesis]], but exact [[detail]]s are unknown and will never be known, as she is likely a legend created by his son/grandson/nephew/whatever.

== Weed Business ==
John Legend owns a cannabis dropper, not to be confused with a cannabis dispenser, which will drop one cannabis when activated by a [[redstone]] circuit. He has expressed plans to extend his venture to shulker boxes, where weed may be placed and picked up without the fear of dropping.

John Legend

2025-07-04T21:24:01Z

Hotdog0275: Created page with "John Legend is a storyteller, creator, and the inventor of all modern legends, with hits such as the city of Atlantis, Dracula, and Sex. He also was the worst ever version of Jesus 2 in the controversial musical Jesus Christ Superstar 2: Electric Boogaloo. == Family == Legend is somehow related to the infamous John John-Hypothesis, but exact detail are unknown and will never be known, as he is likely a legend created by his son/grandson/nephew/whatever. ==..."

John Legend is a storyteller, creator, and the inventor of all modern legends, with hits such as the city of Atlantis, Dracula, and [[Sex]]. He also was the worst ever version of [[Jesus 2]] in the controversial musical Jesus Christ Superstar 2: Electric Boogaloo.

== Family ==
Legend is somehow related to the infamous [[John John-Hypothesis]], but exact detail are unknown and will never be known, as he is likely a legend created by his son/grandson/nephew/whatever.

== Weed Business ==
John Legend owns a cannabis dropper, not to be confused with a cannabis dispenser, which will drop one cannabis when activated by a [[redstone]] circuit. He has expressed plans to extend his venture to shulker boxes, where weed may be placed and picked up without the fear of dropping.

United States of America

2024-12-12T01:20:55Z

Hotdog0275:

The '''United States of America''' ('''USA'''), also known as the '''United States''' ('''U.S.''') or, confusingly, '''America''', is an unparalleled example of what happens when a joke gets carried on for too long despite hundreds of warnings that it may have been a bad idea the whole time. Beginning as a colonial project of fringe religious zealots who were so awful as to have been exiled from [[England]], the USA has since grown into one of the most rich, ambitious, influential, lethal, and annoying countries on the planet.
== Etymology ==
The name "America" comes from Amerigo Vespucci who, like other Old World explorers of his age, thought that sailing across the Atlantic and bumping into some empty beach that nobody could recognize granted him license to stick a flag in the ground and call dibs on two entire continents (or one, depending on who you ask). This has led to the unfortunate circumstance of the name of the country being shortened to America, a name which could in fact refer to the entire areas of North, Central, and South America.

The first reference to the United States of America came in 1772, when during a session of the Continental Congress, George Washington said, "What are we, just a bunch of states in America? We should Unite! ANd become the ummmm the states in America United! No, the United American States. Hmmm... no, maybe the States' Union of America?" This carried on for some time until Benjamin Franklin, known as Big Benny Franks to his friends, interjected, saying, "We should call ourselves the Federated Republic of Benjaminfranklitopia," which was met with rousing approval from the other members of Congress. However, Washington disliked that idea, still trying to make the acronym thing happen, eventually landing on "United States of America" as an acceptable moniker, and the rest, as they say, is
== History ==

== Geography ==

== Government and politics ==

== Economy ==

== Demographics ==

== Culture and society ==
"Americans be eating cheesed burger." --orcpussy, [[Tumblr]]

Citizens of the United States believe that they live in the greatest country in the world and they go to great lengths to convince themselves and others that this is the case. A significant part of this effort is a total lack of knowledge about, interest in, or in some cases acknowledgement of, the other countries and peoples of the world.

Americans are known to practice the ritual consumption of a substance known as "Burger" which, according to ancient legend, allows them to convene with the malevolent deity "Grimace". This is the only culture the United States has. Sad!

Philosophy

2024-11-27T03:26:12Z

Hotdog0275: Created page with "All roads lead to philosophy."

All roads lead to philosophy.

Cotton

2024-11-27T02:55:49Z

Hotdog0275: Created page with "Meow :3 == Evidence == mrowr"

Meow :3

== Evidence ==
[[File:Cotton cat.jpg|thumb|mrowr]]

File:Cotton cat.jpg

2024-11-27T02:52:17Z

Hotdog0275: Cotton looking down

== Summary ==
Cotton looking down

John the Email

2024-11-22T03:54:51Z

Hotdog0275:

John the Email (7th May 1864 – 11th September 1901) was a [[England|British]] inventor. He made many contraptions throughout his time (which included a whisk that could download rice, the Sega Mega-CD, self-replicating church organs, The Ultra Hairy Super Scary Dairy Product Fairy, and The Final Pam); however, he is now most notable for stealing the concept of [[Email]], or ''Emaileux'' as it was known originally in French, from [[Jean d'Emaileux]], a fellow inventor from [[France]]. Nobody knows why, but historians speculate that John the Email may in fact have been what's known in the scientific community as a complete and utter [[User:Thesamplemotion|twat]].

What can we learn from John the Email? Fuck all, probably. Apart from this: ''never trust British people.''

== Paper body and Death ==
[[File:John the email.jpg|alt=an image of the face of a young man peeking out from within an envelope.|thumb|john the email]]
John's life began peculiarly, as, at an early age, he began to grow a sheath of paper which surrounded his body, resembling an envelope. This, however, did not impede him much; he is known for fathering no more than 4,000 children with various women over the course of his 37 years. He died tragically in 1901 when, as he was closing the envelope containing a letter he was writing to d'Emaileux which apologised for his theft of the concept of Email and promising to give him the credit he deserved, he got a paper-cut, and bled out over the course of 3 weeks.

== Email Issues ==
In the [[Email feud]] John the Email stole [[Jean d'Emaileux|Jean d'Emaileux's]] invention of [[Email]], a telepathic communication standard. The invention was stolen in the [[Email Catastrophe of 1893]] when John gave d'Emaileux a cut with his paper body. He made several attempts to gain all credit, but had a change of heart after a freak boating accident. However, he failed to apologize to Jean d'Emaileux before he died.
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Email

2024-11-22T03:54:23Z

Hotdog0275:

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[[File:Email.gif|thumb|This is exactly what it's like]]
'''Email''' (from the [[France|French]] ''emaileux'') is kind of crazy.

== History ==
Emails were created by [[Jean d'Emaileux]] in 1886 when he tried to send a love letter through his cellphone. To d'Emaileux's dismay, cellphones were not yet invented and he could not enjoy the epic song ''Hello My Baby'' on radio even though the radio had been invented. To solve the problem, d'Emaileux created his service "Emaileux" and then everyone loved it but then over in Britain, [[John the Email]] stole the concept and changed the name to "Email."

== Connecting to the Email ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+Wow!! Look at this table
! colspan="2" |Thing
!Value thereof
|-
| rowspan="6" |Incoming
|Hostname<ref name="a">This is what [[:File:Tim.jpg|Apple]] Mail wants when they ask for ‘Mail Server’.</ref>
|<code>mail.pronounmail.com</code>
|-
|Protocol
|IMAP
|-
|Port
|993
|-
|Security
|SSL/TLS
|-
|Username
|Your email address with or without the @pronounmail.com
|-
|Password
|Your [[Password]]
|-
| rowspan="5" |Outgoing
|Hostname<ref name="a"/>
|<code>mail.pronounmail.com</code>
|-
|Protocol
|SMTP
|-
|Port
|465
|-
|Security
|SSL/TLS
|-
|Username/Password
|Same as incoming
|}
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Email feud

2024-11-22T03:53:57Z

Hotdog0275:

The '''Email Feud''' was an argument between [[Jean d'Emaileux]] and [[John the Email]] over the invention of the telepathic communication system [[Email]].

== Origins ==
Jean d'Emaileux had invented Emaileux in 1886 as a replacement for cellphones, which did not yet exist. In 1893, [[Great Britain|British]] inventor John the Email travelled to the Emaileux region of France on summer holiday and observed the use of the communication technology. He thought the idea was wonderful, and went to discuss the invention with d'Emaileux. However, John did not speak French, resulting in the [[Email catastrophe of 1893|Email Catastrophe of 1893]], which was close to starting [[World War I]]. In the end, John the Email left with the blueprint for Emaileux and returned to England.

== Introduction to England ==
When John the Email returned to England in autumn of 1893, he introduced Emaileux to [[Aristotle|Gay Aristotle]], who suggested giving credit to Jean d'Emaileux. However, John did not give credit, as he was British in the 1800s. He anglicized the name to ''Email'', and rebranded with an [[out-of-touch corporate]] aesthetic. The stolen invention took off, with [[Franklin D. Roosevelt|King Roosevelt IV]] quoted saying "Email is the greatest invention since [[sliced bread]], which I don't know about since hasn't been invented yet." in his correspondence with [[Carl Czerny]].

== Main feud ==
On November 21, 1893, Jean d'Emaileux sent an Email to John the Email asking him to give credit, or else he would ask the pope to excommunicate John. John did not care, as he was British. D'Emaileux subsequently complained on Twitter, causing John to be [[Doxx|doxxed]]. This did not deter John from his theft, however, as he doubled down by sending out pamphlets of the blueprint to email with split screen gameplay of [[Subway Surfers]]. Feeling defeated, Jean backed down from to feud, resigning to his mountain home to finish his essays on [[Jean d'Emaileux#Homosexual affairs|sexual liberation]].

== End of feud ==
After a close call with death in a boating accident, John the Email had a change of heart. He decided to give full credit of the invention of Email to Jean d'Emaileux. His first step was to send an apology letter, not email, to d'Emaileux. Unfortunately, the decision to use paper was a mistake, as he received a papercut and bled to death, eventually dying on September 11th, 1901. Jean d'Emaileux did not live long enough to see himself getting credit for his invention.
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Jean d'Emaileux

2024-11-22T03:53:11Z

Hotdog0275:

[[File:Fashion Plate Manteau 1823 (cut).jpg|thumb|Mon [[God|dieu]], c'est un [[email]]! Pense que l'email va changer le [[Earth|monde]]!]]

'''Jean d'Emaileux''' (1 December 1808 - 18 June 1902) was a [[France|French]] essayist, hawker, and inventor. [[Today]] he is considered to have been the true inventor of the [[email]], despite the credit for this invention having been claimed by [[John the Email]].

== Early life ==
Jean was born in the Emaileux region of France to parents Renauld and Marguerite d’Emaileux.

== Homosexual affairs ==
Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being romantically involved with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to kiss other men, to wide acclaim.

Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of his homosexual relationships.

== Invention and theft of the email ==

For many years, d’Emaileux was frustrated by the great amount of time it took to communicate by post, and often noted down ideas for expedited forms of communication, none of which came to fruition. One notable example was his idea for ''le telegraphe dansant,'' a kind of semaphore signal system wherein messages were communicated by voguing.

=== Dispute with John the Email ===

''Main article: [[Email feud]]''

== Illness and death ==
So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild Star Trek cosplayers.
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John the Email

2024-11-22T03:43:06Z

Hotdog0275: Added Email issues and categories

Email feud

2024-11-22T03:25:22Z

Hotdog0275: Added Main and End of Feud sections

Email feud

2024-11-22T00:39:03Z

Hotdog0275: Created, wip

Green

2024-11-21T23:55:26Z

Hotdog0275: Snot

'''Green''' is a colour.
[[file:Muschio Bryophyta in Val Vigezzo - Toceno VCO, Piedmont, Italy 2020-09-12.jpg|thumb|Typically, people would use "green" to describe [[Podcast|moss.]] ]]
== Things that are usually green ==
* Most leaves
* Grass
* Peas
* Unripe bananas
* Insides of an avocado
* Outsides of a watermelon
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Libya_under_Muammar_Gaddafi#Great_Socialist_People's_Libyan_Arab_Jamahiriya_(1977%E2%80%932011) Flag of Libya (1977–2011)]
* Snot

== Things that are usually not green ==
* Water
* Outsides of an avocado
* Insides of a watermelon
* A [[The Beatles|blackbird]]
* The sun

== Things that are partially green ==
* [[Earth]]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Bangladesh Flag of Bangladesh]

== Things some people think are green while others think they are not green ==
* Teal

Dave Matthews Band incident

2024-11-21T23:44:50Z

Hotdog0275:

In 2004, the Dave Matthews Band purposefully dumped approximately two thousand kilogrammes of human waste onto a boat with their fans, killing all of them.

== Jokes ==
The shit hit the fans.

Hotdog

2024-11-20T23:41:03Z

Hotdog0275: Created page with "A hotdog (not to be confused with Hotdog0275) is honestly a disgusting piece of food."

A hotdog (not to be confused with [[Hotdog0275]]) is honestly a disgusting piece of food.