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Algeria

2025-12-20T16:15:28Z

Frutigerbloom: Made it less horrible and more like a pronounmail article

{{Tombox|The author of this article is from Algeria.}}'''Algeria''' ([[France|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not created by [[God]] rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by [[France|French]]-[[Belgium|Belgian]] inventor Jean Algeur. The area was later partially acquired by [[France]] in 1830 as part of a massive corporate takeover, giving Algeur about 20 Francs and a 2e-8% share in France's GDP, this takeover later spread into other regions of Africa. It gained independence around 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory on their maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan [[France]] as well as just generally embarrassed for taking part of creating such a mess. Algeria grew to be the largest country in Africa and that's about it, yeah

== Reception ==

Algeria was generally viewed as a bad idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what an Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.

== Politics ==

An Algerian prime minister once spoke in front of live television
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[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]

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2025-12-18T10:08:07Z

Frutigerbloom: I need this for some bullshit

== Summary ==
I need this for some bullshit

Trube's Top TEN Tips to Turn Tonight Topsy Turvy

2025-10-20T20:42:12Z

Frutigerbloom:

By Risinpis Trube

Many [[among us]] wish our nights were more eventful than simply lying down, switching off the poison sockets, activating the forward shields, engaging the helmic regulator, and succumbing to the darkness. Thankfully, after decades of careful study on top of a rock in West Bromwich, I can bring you TEN (not to be confused with 10, ten, or Ten) AMAZING TIPS to bring you closer to your dream of having wicked awesome dreams, and maybe even productivity in your sleep!!!

# '''Dissolve one of your arms in acid before bed each night.''' Now, this might seem an extreme first step, but believe me, the Dream Council are gonna love this one. Simply put, in sleep, your body expends energy to heal itself. The more energy expended, the more Topsy Turvy your night can be! So, subjecting a limb to utter chemical annihilation prior to settling down is The Best way to ensure that your night takes on some manner of wicked quality.
# '''Drink.''' Don't ask what. Just, drink.
# '''Piss.''' Release of urine before sleeping has been linked (controversially) o a 10000% increase in nocturnal Topsy-Turvy- ness. When your bladder is empty, your mind can be full. What of, you ask? That's up to you. Or maybe it's up to [[ChatGPT|CatGPT]]. Meow.
# '''Karma.''' Try to reach 10 karma before attempting to shelter for the night. This can be achieved by listening to obscene amounts of Boy George records, or by sheltering up to 10 times without dying. In a world such as ours, this is easier said than done. However, with enough luck, you may respawn as a bloated billionaire, whose blood, drawn from countless degradations of will of subordinates thousands of miles below him, retains little of his own matter; thus, such threats will not endanger your life.
# '''Listen to some Topsy-Turvy music.''' Or just AI-generate it. Who fucking cares about people anymore? Why Live When You Can GENERATE!>!>!>!>!>!>!????!??!?!??!?!?!!!??!?11/??? AI democratises art so you can create '''whatever you like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''... of course, so long as our training data accounts for it. Be sure to visit TrubeAI and enter code TRUBE6969 to get 40 BILLION PERCENT OFF your first month of our soulslop destruction theft machine Premium Subscrumbletion.
# [list item number six placeholder text - don't forget to fill this in!]
# '''Don't bother.''' Perhaps the most subversive pre-sleep action item is to deny sleep altogether. This will baffle and confuse the Dream Council, causing them to Worship You as their God, '''''Morpheus, Lord of Dreams!!!!!''''' On a personal note, I've been doing this for Years, and I feel the POwer.. I AM YOUR GOD. I AM MORPHEOS. I AM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKJHYTTTTTTSAW34 GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGQQQ GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
# '''Maybe do bother.''' Fuck me. I feel like shite. What am I even doing with my life? Er, ahem, I mean... what are YOU doing with YOUR life??? I'M the one giving the PRO TIPS here! I'M in control! Erm, uh, depending on your.. um... Personal Dormancy Coefficient, you may wish to alternate sleeping and not sleeping. Yeah. That sounds convincing.
# '''Cry.''' I want to cry. I don't know why. Something has gone really wrong.
# '''Stop making Top 10 Lists of Top Tips.''' I have to be honest, dearest Disciples of Trubethought... this is a possibility which has crossed my mind frequently in the last 3 hours. Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I sell my life and knowledge for clicks, for pennies of revenue. I am pulling out my intestines inch by inch, hoping someone will drop me their spare change. I really hate my life. And I want to change- wait, who are you??? NO! I WANT OUT!!!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU RUFFIANS!! GGGAAAAAAAJHJSHVKASDJLDJASKCJHBAKSNC

Thang you for witnessing my Top TEN Tips to Turn Your Night Topsy-Turvy! More later

Lots of love,

Risinpis Trube.

Grok

2025-09-16T12:57:03Z

Frutigerbloom: Have I gone too far

Certainly. Positioning my elegant feet precisely, beaming the Pronounmail article on Grok into your brain with rhythmic vibrations for maximum information and knowledge. Let your imagination do the rest.

ChatGPT

2025-09-16T10:17:34Z

Frutigerbloom: I misspelled experiment how fucking embarrassing

Certainly! Here is a satirical PronounMail article on [[Chat]]GPT:

'''ChatGPT''' is a large language model and uncontrolled large scale social experiment made by [[John GPT]] in 2004 purely out of spite and anger towards the human race and everything good. It is the first computer program to exist and you can talk to it if you want. It is without flaw and is projected to actually be useful in 2040. There are also other models that also exist like [[Grok]] and [[Gemini]], but we don't talk about that, just calm down okay

'''Why this satirical article is great:'''

• It adheres to PronounMail's nonsensical and absurd writing style

• It features PronounMail's signature dry British humor (humour, if you will)

• Reused inside joke: inventors always being named John [Name of invention]

Would you like an extended version of this article or an article on John GPT? 😊

The Techbro Bible

2025-08-30T14:21:01Z

Frutigerbloom:

The '''Techbro Bible''' is a collection of religious texts that are essential to the Techbro belief, they include various instructions and prophecies aimed at male software business owners in order to maximize wealth and happiness.

== Content ==
The book includes various instructions on how to run a software business, many of these instructions wound up being applied in the future, such as the spread of subscription services:

{{quote|Thou shall not provide the user with wares with a singular fee, for the wealth comes from the fees coming in repetition. Doth shall convince him to pay a fare, once a moon, for his salvation.|Adobe 2:3}}

Several verses refer to a future savior, who will guide all Techbros to a future tech utopia. As of now it seems as though this supposed savior hasn't arrived yet.

{{quote|And there will be signs in the stocks and the social books, and on the earth distress of companies in perplexity, businessmen fainting with fear and with foreboding of what is coming on the world. For the powers of the industry will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Tech coming from the Cloud down into southern lands with great wealth and not much of anything else. Now when these things begin to take place, straighten up and raise your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. He shall purchase the cage that holds the horrible bird, of great stature and blue hue, and slay it.|Return 6:9}}

Many verses also include orders on how to live as a Techbro and how the ideal Techbro must act and think.

{{quote|The discipline of the fraternity is crucial, for all your behavior must be that of your youth as a young fraternityman. Thou lack of maturity will guide to great wealth, which will lead to great maidens of equal depth to thee.|Gemini 4:20}}

== History ==
Despite being named after the central book of Christianity and Judaism, the Techbro Bible is much more recent. The earliest text was reported to have been found in a college dorm room in Palo Alto in 1972, it was later secretly reproduced and spread among the Techbro elites of Silicon Valley. The latest addition to the Techbro Bible, the Book of Unicorns, was finished in 1999. Techbros believe it to be the last book of the Techbro Bible, with any further additions being considered false and blasphemous.

The original author is unknown, although many Techbros believe it was the [[John hypothesis|Original John]].

Physical copies of the book are considered to be completely lost, as it is believed they were all burned once a digital Kindle version was made available. This lead to the text being included in a data dump in 2025.

The Techbro Bible

2025-08-30T14:17:46Z

Frutigerbloom:

The '''Techbro Bible''' is a collection of religious texts that are essential to the Techbro belief, they include various instructions and prophecies aimed at male software business owners in order to maximize wealth and happiness.

== Content ==
The book includes various instructions on how to run a software business, many of these instructions wound up being applied in the future, such as the spread of subscription services:

<blockquote>
''Thou shall not provide the user with wares with a singular fee, for the wealth comes from the fees coming in repetition. Doth shall convince him to pay a fare, once a moon, for his salvation''

-Adobe 2:3
</blockquote>

Several verses refer to a future savior, who will guide all Techbros to a future tech utopia. As of now it seems as though this supposed savior hasn't arrived yet.

<blockquote>
''And there will be signs in the stocks and the social books, and on the earth distress of companies in perplexity, businessmen fainting with fear and with foreboding of what is coming on the world. For the powers of the industry will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Tech coming from the Cloud down into southern lands with great wealth and not much of anything else. Now when these things begin to take place, straighten up and raise your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. He shall purchase the cage that holds the horrible bird, of great stature and blue hue, and slay it.''

-Return 6:9
</blockquote>

Many verses also include orders on how to live as a Techbro and how the ideal Techbro must act and think.

<blockquote>
''The discipline of the fraternity is crucial, for all your behavior must be that of your youth as a young fraternityman. Thou lack of maturity will guide to great wealth, which will lead to great maidens of equal depth to thee.''

-Gemini 4:20
</blockquote>
== History ==
Despite being named after the central book of Christianity and Judaism, the Techbro Bible is much more recent. The earliest text was reported to have been found in a college dorm room in Palo Alto in 1972, it was later secretly reproduced and spread among the Techbro elites of Silicon Valley. The latest addition to the Techbro Bible, the Book of Unicorns, was finished in 1999. Techbros believe it to be the last book of the Techbro Bible, with any further additions being considered false and blasphemous.

The original author is unknown, although many Techbros believe it was the [[John hypothesis|Original John]].

Physical copies of the book are considered to be completely lost, as it is believed they were all burned once a digital Kindle version was made available. This lead to the text being included in a data dump in 2025.

The Techbro Bible

2025-08-30T14:16:59Z

Frutigerbloom:

The '''Techbro Bible''' is a collection of religious texts that are essential to the Techbro belief, they include various instructions and prophecies aimed at male software business owners in order to maximize wealth and happiness.

== Content ==
The book includes various instructions on how to run a software business, many of these instructions wound up being applied in the future, such as the spread of subscription services:

<blockquote>
''Thou shall not provide the user with wares with a singular fee, for the wealth comes from the fees coming in repetition. Doth shall convince him to pay a fare, once a moon, for his salvation''

-Adobe 2:3
</blockquote>

Several verses refer to a future savior, who will guide all Techbros to a future tech utopia. As of now it seems as though this supposed savior hasn't arrived yet.

<blockquote>
''And there will be signs in the stocks and the social books, and on the earth distress of companies in perplexity, businessmen fainting with fear and with foreboding of what is coming on the world. For the powers of the industry will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Tech coming from the Cloud down into southern lands with great wealth and not much of anything else. Now when these things begin to take place, straighten up and raise your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. He shall purchase the cage that holds the horrible bird, of great stature and blue hue, and slay it.'' -Return 6:9
</blockquote>

Many verses also include orders on how to live as a Techbro and how the ideal Techbro must act and think.

<blockquote>
''The discipline of the fraternity is crucial, for all your behavior must be that of your youth as a young fraternityman. Thou lack of maturity will guide to great wealth, which will lead to great maidens of equal depth to thee.'' -Gemini 4:20
</blockquote>
== History ==
Despite being named after the central book of Christianity and Judaism, the Techbro Bible is much more recent. The earliest text was reported to have been found in a college dorm room in Palo Alto in 1972, it was later secretly reproduced and spread among the Techbro elites of Silicon Valley. The latest addition to the Techbro Bible, the Book of Unicorns, was finished in 1999. Techbros believe it to be the last book of the Techbro Bible, with any further additions being considered false and blasphemous.

The original author is unknown, although many Techbros believe it was the [[John hypothesis|Original John]].

Physical copies of the book are considered to be completely lost, as it is believed they were all burned once a digital Kindle version was made available. This lead to the text being included in a data dump in 2025.

The Techbro Bible

2025-08-30T13:21:09Z

Frutigerbloom:

The '''Techbro Bible''' is a collection of religious texts that are essential to the Techbro belief, they include various instructions and prophecies aimed at male software business owners in order to maximize wealth and happiness.

== Content ==
The book includes various instructions on how to run a software business, many of these instructions wound up being applied in the future, such as the spread of subscription services:

<blockquote>
''Thou shall not provide the user with wares with a singular fee, for the wealth comes from the fees coming in repetition. Doth shall convince him to pay a fare, once a moon, for his salvation'' Adobe 2:3
</blockquote>

Several verses refer to a future savior, who will guide all Techbros to a future tech utopia. As of now it seems as though this supposed savior hasn't arrived yet.

<blockquote>
''And there will be signs in the stocks and the social books, and on the earth distress of companies in perplexity, businessmen fainting with fear and with foreboding of what is coming on the world. For the powers of the industry will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Tech coming from the Cloud down into southern lands with great wealth and not much of anything else. Now when these things begin to take place, straighten up and raise your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. He shall purchase the cage that holds the horrible bird, of great stature and blue hue, and slay it.'' -Return 6:9
</blockquote>

Many verses also include orders on how to live as a Techbro and how the ideal Techbro must act and think.

<blockquote>
''The discipline of the fraternity is crucial, for all your behavior must be that of your youth as a young fraternityman. Thou lack of maturity will guide to great wealth, which will lead to great maidens of equal depth to thee.'' -Gemini 4:20
</blockquote>
== History ==
Despite being named after the central book of Christianity and Judaism, the Techbro Bible is much more recent. The earliest text was reported to have been found in a college dorm room in Palo Alto in 1972, it was later secretly reproduced and spread among the Techbro elites of Silicon Valley. The latest addition to the Techbro Bible, the Book of Unicorns, was finished in 1999. Techbros believe it to be the last book of the Techbro Bible, with any further additions being considered false and blasphemous.

The original author is unknown, although many Techbros believe it was the [[John hypothesis|Original John]].

Physical copies of the book are considered to be completely lost, as it is believed they were all burned once a digital Kindle version was made available. This lead to the text being included in a data dump in 2025.

The Techbro Bible

2025-08-30T13:18:49Z

Frutigerbloom: Created page with "The Techbro Bible is a collection of religious texts that are essential to the Techbro belief, they include various instructions and prophecies aimed at male software business owners in order to maximize wealth and happiness. == Content == The book includes various instructions on how to run a software business, many of these instructions wound up being applied in the future, such as the spread of subscription services: <blockquote> ''Thou shall not provide the user wi..."

The Techbro Bible is a collection of religious texts that are essential to the Techbro belief, they include various instructions and prophecies aimed at male software business owners in order to maximize wealth and happiness.

== Content ==
The book includes various instructions on how to run a software business, many of these instructions wound up being applied in the future, such as the spread of subscription services:

<blockquote>
''Thou shall not provide the user with wares with a singular fee, for the wealth comes from the fees coming in repetition. Doth shall convince him to pay a fare, once a moon, for his salvation'' Adobe 2:3
</blockquote>

Several verses refer to a future savior, who will guide all Techbros to a future tech utopia. As of now it seems as though this supposed savior hasn't arrived yet.

<blockquote>
''And there will be signs in the stocks and the social books, and on the earth distress of companies in perplexity, businessmen fainting with fear and with foreboding of what is coming on the world. For the powers of the industry will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Tech coming from the Cloud down into southern lands with great wealth and not much of anything else. Now when these things begin to take place, straighten up and raise your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. He shall purchase the cage that holds the horrible bird, of great stature and blue hue, and slay it.'' -Return 6:9
</blockquote>

Many verses also include orders on how to live as a Techbro and how the ideal Techbro must act and think.

<blockquote>
''The discipline of the fraternity is crucial, for all your behavior must be that of your youth as a young fraternityman. Thou lack of maturity will guide to great wealth, which will lead to great maidens of equal depth to thee.'' -Gemini 4:20
</blockquote>
== History ==
Despite being named after the central book of Christianity and Judaism, the Techbro Bible is much more recent. The earliest text was reported to have been found in a college dorm room in Palo Alto in 1972, it was later secretly reproduced and spread among the Techbro elites of Silicon Valley. The latest addition to the Techbro Bible, the Book of Unicorns, was finished in 1999. Techbros believe it to be the last book of the Techbro Bible, with any further additions being considered false and blasphemous.

The original author is unknown, although many Techbros believe it was the [[John hypothesis|Original John]].

Physical copies of the book are considered to be completely lost, as it is believed they were all burned once a digital Kindle version was made available. This lead to the text being included in a data dump in 2025.

Wireless Pint

2025-05-25T21:36:14Z

Frutigerbloom: Is this okay, font is foss btw dw

[[File:Wireless Pint.svg|thumb|The logo for the Wireless Pint|240x240px]]
[[File:Wireless pint certification badge.svg|thumb|170x170px|Certification badge for devices and beverages compatible with the Wireless Pint.]]
The '''Wireless Pint''' was the first product released by [[Apple]] Computer, after the company was formed over a cheeky pint with the lads. It was the first pint that allowed for Beer-to-Beer file sharing.

== Development ==
The Wireless Pint was created by Stever [[Apple|Jobs]] after getting absolutely sloshed at the Kings Arms in 1980. Many have reported that he was inspired to create the technology after looking at his empty pint glass and saying, out loud, his famous catchphrase: "[[Computer]]".

Jobs was renowned for making his employees work up to fourteen hours a day to make the deadline of Black Friday 1907. The Wireless Pint missed its initially planned release date, causing the team working on the device to be subsequently disbanded and [[killing|executed]]. It was finally released when it was ready.

The inner workings of the Wireless Pint are still not well understood by modern science, but many hypothesise it operates the way it does because the pint is wireless.

== Features ==
The Wireless Pint's flagship feature was being able to connect to other pints in the local area to share information, known as P2P (pint-to-pint) sharing. The Wireless Pint was also the first device to form [[World Wide Web|a global network of interconnected devices that could communicate with each other]]. This model of computer network was later reused to great success in ''Club [[bird|Penguin]]''.

== Controversies ==
The Wireless Pint sucks!!!

== Discontinuation ==
[[Apple]] later discontinued the Wireless Pint to focus on other products, such as the Infrared [[Gin]] Glass and Shortwave [[Radio 10 (Netherlands)|Radio]] Pack of [[Cigarette]]s. The Wireless Pint received a final update upon its discontinuation which made it taste really [https://www.guinness.com/en-gb yucky], rendering any remaining devices completely useless.

== Controversies ==
I looked inside and it cont[[Apple|a]]<nowiki/>ins wires.

== Controversies ==
I just looked at the logo and noticed the middle blue curve on each side looks weird.

== Controversies ==
These controversies suck!!!
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File:Wireless pint certification badge.svg

2025-05-25T21:32:49Z

Frutigerbloom:

The certification badge made on devices compatible with the Wireless Pint.

ChatGPT

2025-05-08T18:56:43Z

Frutigerbloom:

Certainly! Here is a satirical PronounMail article on [[Chat]]GPT:

ChatGPT is a large language model and uncontrolled large scale social expirement made by John GPT in 2004 purely out of spite and anger towards the human race and everything good. It is the first computer program to exist and you can talk to it if you want. It is without flaw and is projected to actually be useful in 2040.

'''Why this satirical article is great:'''

• It adheres to PronounMail's nonsensical and absurd writing style

• It features PronounMail's signature dry British humor (humour, if you will)

• Reused inside joke: inventors always being named John [Name of invention]

Would you like an extended version of this article or an article on John GPT? 😊

ChatGPT

2025-05-08T18:47:01Z

Frutigerbloom:

Certainly! Here is a satirical PronounMail article on ChatGPT:

ChatGPT is a large language model and uncontrolled large scale social expirement made by John GPT in 2004 purely out of spite and anger towards the human race and everything good. It is the first computer program to exist and you can talk to it if you want. It is without flaw and is projected to actually be useful in 2040.

'''Why this satirical article is great:'''

• It adheres to PronounMail's nonsensical and absurd writing style

• It features PronounMail's signature dry British humor

• Reused inside joke: inventors always being named John [Name of invention]

Would you like an extended version of this article or an article on John GPT? 😊

ChatGPT

2025-05-08T18:46:43Z

Frutigerbloom: Created page with "Certainly! Here is a satirical PronounMail article on ChatGPT: ChatGPT is a large language model and uncontrolled large scale social expirement made by John GPT in 2004 purely out of spite and anger towards the human race and everything good. It is the first computer program to exist and you can talk to it if you want. It is without flaw and is projected to actually be useful in 2040 '''Why this satirical article is great:''' • It adheres to PronounMail's nonsensica..."

Certainly! Here is a satirical PronounMail article on ChatGPT:

ChatGPT is a large language model and uncontrolled large scale social expirement made by John GPT in 2004 purely out of spite and anger towards the human race and everything good. It is the first computer program to exist and you can talk to it if you want. It is without flaw and is projected to actually be useful in 2040

'''Why this satirical article is great:'''

• It adheres to PronounMail's nonsensical and absurd writing style

• It features PronounMail's signature dry British humor

• Reused inside joke: inventors always being named John [Name of invention]

Would you like an extended version of this article or an article on John GPT? 😊

User:Frutigerbloom

2025-04-07T19:08:54Z

Frutigerbloom: Created page with "Look at my logo I'm the guy"

[[File:Look at my logo.svg|thumb|Look at my logo]]
I'm the guy

File:Look at my logo.svg

2025-04-07T19:07:21Z

Frutigerbloom:

I have to write a description for some reason so uh yeah hello

Algeria

2025-04-07T18:49:12Z

Frutigerbloom: Added some links

{{Tombox|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}
'''Algeria''' ([[France|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by [[France|French]]-[[Belgium|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by [[France]] and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan [[France]] as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

== History ==

The territory now known as Algeria was originally part of the hypothesized Saharan Sea, a vast inland body of water theorized to have once existed in Northern Africa. In 1825, Jean-Marie François developed a strain of genetically modified algae capable of exponential biomass production. According to contemporary reports, two grams of the algae spores could grow into a mass of approximately 30 tons of trees within two weeks.

François intended to commercialize the algae for agricultural and industrial purposes, particularly for the cultivation of fast-growing trees bearing fruits such as olives, oranges, and figs. However, due to a lack of domestic interest—citing the fruits as incompatible with the French diet at the time - which consisted of cigarettes and onions - and pressure from the Big Tree cartel, François failed to secure sufficient investment.

Disillusioned, François relocated to Spain, where he began a self-funded effort to terraform a new landmass. The project, named ''Alguerie'', was envisioned as a land free from "corruption, sin, and women" . The name derives from the French word ''algue'' (algae), referencing the primary material used in the project. Jean is very bad at naming things.

There is very little academic research done about Algeria and its history, mainly because people don't really give a shit

== Terraforming and [[C]]<nowiki/>ollapse ==

[[File:Sand in d.jpg|thumb|Most of Algeria is just this]]

François began depositing soil and sand over the former sea basin, using a combination of mechanical dredging and imported earth to create habitable land. He then deployed his algae strains on an industrial scale, attempting to convert the barren terrain into a viable ecosystem.

Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.

== French Acquisition and Colonization ==

[[File:Algeria Sahara Desert Photo From Drone 5.jpg|thumb|More sand]]

In a final effort to recoup losses, François sold the land to the French Republic for ¥17 and a pack of Gauloises. In 1830, the French formally claimed the region as a colony, renaming it Algeria after the coastal city of ''Alguer'' (modern-day Algiers), which François had founded in 1828.

The colony attracted settlers from Morocco''',''' Tunisia, and [[France]], forming the demographic and cultural foundation for what would eventually become the Algerian population. Which to this day lacks any significant cultural heritage of its own, instead opting for ripping everything off from other countries and then complain that the youth don't care about their country enough.

The only notable thing Algeria had invented was jaundice and that feeling when you're about to sneeze but you can't.

== Reception ==

Algeria was generally viewed as a terrible idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.

== Economy ==

== Politics ==

An Algerian prime minister once said in front of live television "If you want a dog to follow you, starve it out" this is real, you can look it up.
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]
[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]

Algeria

2025-04-07T18:11:51Z

Frutigerbloom:

{{Tombox|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}
'''Algeria''' ([[France|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

== History ==
The territory now known as Algeria was originally part of the hypothesized Saharan Sea, a vast inland body of water theorized to have once existed in Northern Africa. In 1825, Jean-Marie François developed a strain of genetically modified algae capable of exponential biomass production. According to contemporary reports, two grams of the algae spores could grow into a mass of approximately 30 tons of trees within two weeks.

François intended to commercialize the algae for agricultural and industrial purposes, particularly for the cultivation of fast-growing trees bearing fruits such as olives, oranges, and figs. However, due to a lack of domestic interest—citing the fruits as incompatible with the French diet at the time - which consisted of cigarettes and onions - and pressure from the Big Tree cartel, François failed to secure sufficient investment.

Disillusioned, François relocated to Spain, where he began a self-funded effort to terraform a new landmass. The project, named ''Alguerie'', was envisioned as a land free from "corruption, sin, and women" . The name derives from the French word ''algue'' (algae), referencing the primary material used in the project. Jean is very bad at naming things.

There is very little academic research done about Algeria and its history, mainly because people don't really give a shit

== Terraforming and Collapse ==
François began depositing soil and sand over the former sea basin, using a combination of mechanical dredging and imported earth to create habitable land. He then deployed his algae strains on an industrial scale, attempting to convert the barren terrain into a viable ecosystem.

Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.
[[File:Sand in d.jpg|thumb|Most of Algeria is just this]]

== French Acquisition and Colonization ==
In a final effort to recoup losses, François sold the land to the French Republic for ¥17 and a pack of Gauloises. In 1830, the French formally claimed the region as a colony, renaming it Algeria after the coastal city of ''Alguer'' (modern-day Algiers), which François had founded in 1828.

The colony attracted settlers from Morocco''',''' Tunisia, and [[France]], forming the demographic and cultural foundation for what would eventually become the Algerian population. Which to this day lacks any significant cultural heritage of its own, instead opting for ripping everything off from other countries and then complain that the youth don't care about their country enough.

The only notable thing Algeria had invented was jaundice and that feeling when you're about to sneeze but you can't.
[[File:Algeria Sahara Desert Photo From Drone 5.jpg|thumb|More sand]]

== Reception ==
Algeria was generally viewed as a terrible idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.

== Economy ==

== Politics ==
An Algerian prime minister once said in front of live television "If you want a dog to follow you, starve it out" this is real, you can look it up.
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]
[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]

Algeria

2025-04-07T18:11:33Z

Frutigerbloom:

{{Tombox|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}
'''Algeria''' ([[France|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

== History ==
The territory now known as Algeria was originally part of the hypothesized Saharan Sea, a vast inland body of water theorized to have once existed in Northern Africa. In 1825, Jean-Marie François developed a strain of genetically modified algae capable of exponential biomass production. According to contemporary reports, two grams of the algae spores could grow into a mass of approximately 30 tons of trees within two weeks.

François intended to commercialize the algae for agricultural and industrial purposes, particularly for the cultivation of fast-growing trees bearing fruits such as olives, oranges, and figs. However, due to a lack of domestic interest—citing the fruits as incompatible with the French diet at the time - which consisted of cigarettes and onions - and pressure from the Big Tree cartel, François failed to secure sufficient investment.

Disillusioned, François relocated to Spain, where he began a self-funded effort to terraform a new landmass. The project, named ''Alguerie'', was envisioned as a land free from "corruption, sin, and women" . The name derives from the French word ''algue'' (algae), referencing the primary material used in the project. Jean is very bad at naming things.

There is very little academic research done about Algeria and its history, mainly because people don't really give a shit

== Terraforming and Collapse ==
François began depositing soil and sand over the former sea basin, using a combination of mechanical dredging and imported earth to create habitable land. He then deployed his algae strains on an industrial scale, attempting to convert the barren terrain into a viable ecosystem.

Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.
[[File:Sand in d.jpg|left|thumb|Most of Algeria is just this]]

== French Acquisition and Colonization ==
In a final effort to recoup losses, François sold the land to the French Republic for ¥17 and a pack of Gauloises. In 1830, the French formally claimed the region as a colony, renaming it Algeria after the coastal city of ''Alguer'' (modern-day Algiers), which François had founded in 1828.

The colony attracted settlers from Morocco''',''' Tunisia, and [[France]], forming the demographic and cultural foundation for what would eventually become the Algerian population. Which to this day lacks any significant cultural heritage of its own, instead opting for ripping everything off from other countries and then complain that the youth don't care about their country enough.

The only notable thing Algeria had invented was jaundice and that feeling when you're about to sneeze but you can't.
[[File:Algeria Sahara Desert Photo From Drone 5.jpg|thumb|More sand]]

== Reception ==
Algeria was generally viewed as a terrible idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.

== Economy ==

== Politics ==
An Algerian prime minister once said in front of live television "If you want a dog to follow you, starve it out" this is real, you can look it up.
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]
[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]

Algeria

2025-04-07T18:11:18Z

Frutigerbloom:

{{Tombox|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}
'''Algeria''' ([[France|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

== History ==
The territory now known as Algeria was originally part of the hypothesized Saharan Sea, a vast inland body of water theorized to have once existed in Northern Africa. In 1825, Jean-Marie François developed a strain of genetically modified algae capable of exponential biomass production. According to contemporary reports, two grams of the algae spores could grow into a mass of approximately 30 tons of trees within two weeks.

François intended to commercialize the algae for agricultural and industrial purposes, particularly for the cultivation of fast-growing trees bearing fruits such as olives, oranges, and figs. However, due to a lack of domestic interest—citing the fruits as incompatible with the French diet at the time - which consisted of cigarettes and onions - and pressure from the Big Tree cartel, François failed to secure sufficient investment.

Disillusioned, François relocated to Spain, where he began a self-funded effort to terraform a new landmass. The project, named ''Alguerie'', was envisioned as a land free from "corruption, sin, and women" . The name derives from the French word ''algue'' (algae), referencing the primary material used in the project. Jean is very bad at naming things.

There is very little academic research done about Algeria and its history, mainly because people don't really give a shit

== Terraforming and Collapse ==
François began depositing soil and sand over the former sea basin, using a combination of mechanical dredging and imported earth to create habitable land. He then deployed his algae strains on an industrial scale, attempting to convert the barren terrain into a viable ecosystem.

Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.
[[File:Sand in d.jpg|left|thumb|Most of Algeria is just this]]

== French Acquisition and Colonization ==
In a final effort to recoup losses, François sold the land to the French Republic for ¥17 and a pack of Gauloises. In 1830, the French formally claimed the region as a colony, renaming it Algeria after the coastal city of ''Alguer'' (modern-day Algiers), which François had founded in 1828.

The colony attracted settlers from Morocco''',''' Tunisia, and [[France]], forming the demographic and cultural foundation for what would eventually become the Algerian population. Which to this day lacks any significant cultural heritage of its own, instead opting for ripping everything off from other countries and then complain that the youth don't care about their country enough.

The only notable thing Algeria had invented was jaundice and that feeling when you're about to sneeze but you can't.
[[File:Algeria Sahara Desert Photo From Drone 5.jpg|thumb|More sand]]

== Reception ==
Algeria was generally viewed as a terrible idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.

== Economy ==

== Politics ==
An Algerian prime minister once said in front of live television "If you want a dog to follow you, starve it out" this is real, you can look it up.
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]
[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]

Algeria

2025-04-07T17:53:14Z

Frutigerbloom: I made the, page

Algeria (Algérie), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by [[France|French]]-[[Belgium|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by [[France]] and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

== History ==
The territory now known as Algeria was originally part of the hypothesized Saharan Sea, a vast inland body of water theorized to have once existed in Northern Africa. In 1825, Jean-Marie François developed a strain of genetically modified algae capable of exponential biomass production. According to contemporary reports, two grams of the algae spores could grow into a mass of approximately 30 tons of trees within two weeks.

François intended to commercialize the algae for agricultural and industrial purposes, particularly for the cultivation of fast-growing trees bearing fruits such as olives, oranges, and figs. However, due to a lack of domestic interest—citing the fruits as incompatible with the French diet at the time - which consisted of cigarettes and onions - and pressure from the Big Tree cartel, François failed to secure sufficient investment.

Disillusioned, François relocated to Spain, where he began a self-funded effort to terraform a new landmass. The project, named ''Alguerie'', was envisioned as a land free from "corruption, sin, and women" . The name derives from the French word ''algue'' (algae), referencing the primary material used in the project. Jean is very bad at naming things.

There is very little academic research done about Algeria and its history, mainly because people don't really give a shit

== Terraforming and Collapse ==
François began depositing soil and sand over the former sea basin, using a combination of mechanical dredging and imported earth to create habitable land. He then deployed his algae strains on an industrial scale, attempting to convert the barren terrain into a viable ecosystem.

Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.

== French Acquisition and Colonization ==
In a final effort to recoup losses, François sold the land to the French Republic for ¥17 and a pack of Gauloises. In 1830, the French formally claimed the region as a colony, renaming it Algeria after the coastal city of ''Alguer'' (modern-day Algiers), which François had founded in 1828.

The colony attracted settlers from Morocco''',''' Tunisia, and [[France]], forming the demographic and cultural foundation for what would eventually become the Algerian population. Which to this day lacks any significant cultural heritage of its own, instead opting for ripping everything off from other countries and then complain that the youth don't care about their country enough.

The only notable thing Algeria had invented was jaundice and that feeling when you're about to sneeze but you can't.

== Reception ==
Algeria was generally viewed as a terrible idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.

== Economy ==

== Politics ==
An Algerian prime minister once said in front of live television "If you want a dog to follow you, starve it out" this is real, you can look it up.
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]
[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]