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Car

2026-03-29T22:40:07Z

Dande outside of working hours: car

[[File:Meitei Houdong (Meetei Houdong) - A typical Meitei house cat (Meetei domestic cat).jpg|931x931px]]

User:Dande outside of working hours

2026-03-29T22:35:13Z

Dande outside of working hours:

== Who ==
I'm Dande<ref>Discord. (2024). Discord. Discord. https://discord.com</ref> and I am outside of working hours so here I am goofing around and doing stuff that will hopefully inspire the next epic composition!!!

I made the [[Template:Stub|stub tag]], among other things.

== Why ==
It's just... things happen, y'know?

== NFT collection ==
<gallery>
File:Dande autumn.png|thumb|It's just me Dande
</gallery>

== Pages I made that I'm very proud of ==
* [[Domenico Scarlatti]]
* [[Vibraphone]]
* [[Music]]
* [[The Beatles]]
* [[Cutie pie]]

== References<ref>https://wiki.pronounmail.com/User:Dande_outside_of_working_hours#References</ref> ==
'''I WAS TAUGHT APA CITATION!!!'''

Eye

2026-03-25T21:24:07Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "'''Eyes''' are used to make eyes-cream. Yummy? == my eyes are itchy == I have itchy eyes. Help"

'''Eyes''' are used to make eyes-cream.

Yummy?

== my eyes are itchy ==
I have itchy eyes. Help

Milkshake

2026-03-25T21:21:10Z

Dande outside of working hours: milksahek

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[[File:Milkshake.png|thumb|he/him]]
A '''milkshake''' (sometimes simply called a '''shakey''') is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending milm, ice creac, and [[List of Flavours|flavor]] (such as delicious [[:Category:Fruits|fruits]] yummy!!) into a thick, sweswe, cold mimture.
[[File:Milkshake process.png|thumb|Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord]]

== Process ==
While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:

* "shaky shaky"
* "shakashakashaka"
* "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"

== Complications ==
The consumption of milkshakes tend to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies<ref>I made it the fuck up</ref>. But either way people die when they drink a milkshake<ref>I made it the fuck up again</ref>.

== References ==
{{reflist}}

John Teetow

2026-02-10T17:09:57Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "'''John Teetow''' is a British man from Britishland with the first name John and last name Teetow. He is famously known to be British. == History == John Teetow comes from the British town of Teetown. His name would have been "John Teetown" if not for silly spelling mistakes."

'''John Teetow''' is a British man from Britishland with the first name John and last name Teetow. He is famously known to be British.

== History ==
John Teetow comes from the British town of Teetown. His name would have been "John Teetown" if not for silly spelling mistakes.

Pretzel sticks

2026-01-28T15:45:06Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "'''Pretzel sticks''' are amazing for munching on when you're not hungry but need to munch. sticks == Controversy == Cheese-filled pretzel sticks exist but they do not have enough salt crystals on them. It is very sad and causes a lot of sadness. == Potential future development == Salt and vinegar pretzel sticks"

'''Pretzel sticks''' are amazing for munching on when you're not hungry but need to munch.

[[File:Salzstangen Workshop.jpg|thumb|sticks]]
== Controversy ==
Cheese-filled pretzel sticks exist but they do not have enough salt crystals on them. It is very sad and causes a lot of sadness.

== Potential future development ==
Salt and vinegar pretzel sticks

PostNL

2025-09-11T20:53:59Z

Dande outside of working hours:

'''PostNL''' is [[the Netherlands]]' sad attempt at imitating the [[Royal Mail]], however due to their flagrant incompetence, they forgot to replicate the bit where they lose two very expensive parcels and refuse to provide any sort of compensation for it

== History ==
Before PostNL was PreNL, the Netherlands' nationwide pigeon post service. It was a massive failure as pigeons were often distracted by stroopwafels, fries, and frikandel. Postal workers attempted to keep pigeons away from food by keeping pigeons well-fed before they delivered mail, however pigeons kept demanding more food quantities and qualities. After several failed talks with the pigeon union, post offices decided that it was better to simply have humans deliver mail.

Thus began the transition from PreNL to PostNL. Human postal workers were at first disappointed that they did not get to have quality bird seeds before cycling to deliver mail, but after negotiations they managed to convince the post office kitchen to cook them a big piece of bread every morning. Big Bread can be shared by 150 people and takes up a basketball stadium-sized room to store. Nowadays, postal workers typically have Big Bread slices with jam, peanut butter, or [[Johma Vegan Tuna Salad|plant based salmon spread]].

[[Category:Letters]]

Sore throat

2025-09-02T20:37:42Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "A '''sore throat''' occurs when the throat is overexercised. Despite this common condition, 24/7 throat gyms remain popular. == Prevention == Shut up == Treatment == Shut up"

A '''sore throat''' occurs when the throat is overexercised. Despite this common condition, 24/7 throat gyms remain popular.

== Prevention ==
Shut up

== Treatment ==
Shut up

Johma Vegan Tuna Salad

2025-08-31T22:17:31Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "The '''Johma Vegan Tuna Salad''' (Dutch: Johma 100% plantaardig alternatief voor tonijn salade (English: Johma 100% plant based alternative for tuna salad)) tastes like tuna. == Joh Ma Ma == Zo dik is Johma; Zo lekker is haar tonijn salade. == Uses == Eat with bread"

The '''Johma Vegan Tuna Salad''' (Dutch: Johma 100% plantaardig alternatief voor tonijn salade (English: Johma 100% plant based alternative for tuna salad)) tastes like tuna.

== Joh Ma Ma ==
Zo dik is Johma; Zo lekker is haar tonijn salade.

== Uses ==
Eat with bread

Blogger

2025-07-30T07:59:30Z

Dande outside of working hours:

'''Blogger''' is for people who have too many thoughts they want to share. Social media is too evil for them, so they have returned to the lovely method of pasting your journals online.

This is a service that was probably friends with [[Google+]]. Unfortunate for it to see Google+ crash and die, the [[loss]] of [[old Gmail emojis]], and the two thousand rebrands of Google Hangouts (now Google [[Meat]]).

Blogger

2025-07-30T07:57:45Z

Dande outside of working hours: blogspot dot com

'''Blogger''' is for people who have too many thoughts they want to share. Social media is too evil for them, so they return to the lovely method of pasting your journals online.

This is a service that was probably friends with [[Google+]]. Unfortunate for it to see Google+ crash and die, the [[loss]] of [[old Gmail emojis]], and the two thousand rebrands of Google Hangouts (now Google [[Meat]]).

Divorce

2025-07-29T09:39:49Z

Dande outside of working hours:

There is a finite amount of '''divorce''' in the world and it is always conserved. As of 2025, most of [[Earth]]'s divorce is stored inside of [[elon|the world's most divorced man]].

== Religious Significance ==
While many religions formally recognize marriage through a variety of different types of ceremony, comparatively few do the same for divorce. This may be due to divorce being an acquired [[List of Flavours|taste]] that some are afraid to [[User:Thesamplemotion|sample]].

== Notable Quotes ==
''May divorce be with you''

{{Stub}}

Bob Dylan

2025-06-24T15:25:32Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "'''Bob Dylan''' is a writer who speaks his poems with background music. {{stub}}"

'''Bob Dylan''' is a writer who speaks his poems with background music.

{{stub}}

User:Dande outside of working hours

2025-06-24T15:16:49Z

Dande outside of working hours:

== Who ==
I'm Dande<ref>Discord. (2024). Discord. Discord. https://discord.com</ref> and I am outside of working hours so here I am goofing around and doing stuff that will hopefully inspire the next epic composition!!!

== Why ==
It's just... things happen, y'know?

== NFT collection ==
<gallery>
File:Dande autumn.png|thumb|It's just me Dande
</gallery>

== Pages I made that I'm very proud of ==
* [[Domenico Scarlatti]]
* [[Vibraphone]]
* [[Music]]
* [[The Beatles]]
* [[Cutie pie]]

== References<ref>https://wiki.pronounmail.com/User:Dande_outside_of_working_hours#References</ref> ==
'''I WAS TAUGHT APA CITATION!!!'''

Lichen

2025-06-23T19:35:31Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "'''Lichen''' are like moss that are hard to the touch. They feel flaky sometimes. Very pretty. {{stub}}"

'''Lichen''' are like [[moss]] that are hard to the touch. They feel flaky sometimes. Very pretty.

{{stub}}

Green

2025-06-23T19:34:27Z

Dande outside of working hours:

'''Green''' is a colour.
[[file:Muschio Bryophyta in Val Vigezzo - Toceno VCO, Piedmont, Italy 2020-09-12.jpg|thumb|Typically, people would use "green" to describe [[Podcast|moss.]] ]]
== Things that are usually green ==
* Most leaves
* Grass
* Peas
* Unripe bananas
* Insides of an avocado
* Outsides of a watermelon
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Libya_under_Muammar_Gaddafi#Great_Socialist_People's_Libyan_Arab_Jamahiriya_(1977%E2%80%932011) Flag of Libya (1977–2011)]
* Snot
* Greens
* [[Grape|Grapes]] (the green kind, not the purpley red kind)

== Things that are usually not green ==
* Water
* Outsides of an avocado
* Insides of a watermelon
* A [[The Beatles|blackbird]]
* [[The Sun|The sun]]
* [[Beer]]

== Things that are partially green ==
* [[Earth]]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Bangladesh Flag of Bangladesh]
* [[Shinzo Abe]], now that his remains are overgrown with moss and [[lichen]]. The rest of him is skeleton-colored.

== Things some people think are green while others think they are not green<ref>https://ismy.blue</ref> ==
* Teal

== Things that call themselves green (but they might not be) ==
* John and Hank Green<ref group=note>They're technically not "Things"</ref>

== Notes ==
{{reflist|group=note}}

== References ==
{{reflist}}

Brie

2025-06-23T19:12:40Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "'''Brie''' is a cheese. == Inventor == Brie was invented by Brittany "Bri" Britishwoman. Britishwoman named the cheese after her name, but she was not good at spelling, so she spelled it as "Brie". Brie does not come from France. This common misconception is due to confusion with Sacre Bleu, a cheesemaker from Brie. In contrast, Bleu invented the blue cheese. (He was also bad at spelling.)"

'''Brie''' is a [[cheese]].

== Inventor ==
Brie was invented by Brittany "Bri" Britishwoman. Britishwoman named the cheese after her name, but she was not good at spelling, so she spelled it as "Brie".

Brie does not come from France. This common misconception is due to confusion with Sacre Bleu, a cheesemaker from Brie. In contrast, Bleu invented the blue cheese. (He was also bad at spelling.)

The Beatles

2025-04-01T12:04:01Z

Dande outside of working hours:

'''The Beatles''' [[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg|were]] a band. They made [[music]].[[File:The Beatles performing at The Ed Sullivan Show (1).jpg|thumb|Jingo, Ringo, Pingo, and Gingo performing... something.|border|302x302px]]

== History ==
Once upon a time, there were four music men

All was well until one day people found out that "Paul" is actually dead and also Paul McCartney's middle name and that his first name is "James".

== Quotr ==
{{quote|What do you think of the Beatles, George Harrison?|George Harrison}}

== Discography ==
* Girl [[I]] [[love]] you so much
* Girl you broke my heart
* Girl I broke your heart!
* The world is bad
* Girl you are bad!

== Controversy ==
This image of Ringo shows that his T-shirt says "[[Love]] Peace" instead of "Peace and Love".
[[File:Ringo Starr (2007).jpg|thumb|Piece and Luv]]

[[Category: Music]] [[Category: White People]]

Time

2025-04-01T12:02:11Z

Dande outside of working hours:

'''Time''' is seconds, minutes, hours, and more.

== History ==
Friends with parsley, sage, and rosemary.

== Further Reading ==
Also visit these wonderful links:

* [[Clocks]]
* [[Watches]]
* [[Hank Zone|Time zones]]
* [[Solar System]]
* [[Quantum Physics]]
* [[Fun]]
* [[Wait]]
* [[Sleep]]
* [[Time travel]]
* [[Uhhhhhh]]

Valkenburg

2025-03-11T10:07:44Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "So so many bricks of the yellow colour. '''Valkenburg''' is very serene. == Transport == You can get to Valkenburg from Maastricht by using your trusty ol' bike. Your legs will be tired, but you pass through cute towns and it will be worth it. Alternatively, you can walk and probably get there by sunset if you start in the early morning. You might also want to take the long bus known as a "train". The blue train eat..."

[[File:Valkenburg-Kerkstraat_19_(2).JPG|thumb|So so many bricks of the yellow colour.]]
'''Valkenburg''' is very serene.
== Transport ==
You can get to Valkenburg from [[Maastricht]] by using your trusty ol' bike. Your legs will be tired, but you pass through cute towns and it will be worth it.

Alternatively, you can walk and probably get there by sunset if you start in the early morning.

You might also want to take the long bus known as a "train". The blue train eats you and spits you out in the centre of the town.

You can also take the short train known as a "bus". The bus is wobbly.

Maastricht

2025-03-11T09:58:09Z

Dande outside of working hours:

'''Maastricht''' (known as '''Mestreech''' by people with a speaking disorder) is a part of [[Belgium]] that somehow joined [[the Netherlands]] without my knowledge or consent. I don’t know when that happened. Go back. I don’t want you here.

== The Great Vlaai Incident ==
Vlaai, the epic Limburgish delicacy, pride of Maastrichtians, is a type of [[Cutie pie|pie]]. On July 10, 2025, two teenagers ate too much kersenvlaai and passed out on Sint Servaasbrug. Since then, people are careful not to eat too much vlaai, despite how good it tastes.

== Twin Towns ==
Maastricht is twinned with [[Valkenburg]], the even prettier sister. The yellow bricks of Valkenburg captures the heart of many, and will capture many more.

{{Belgium}}

Translations:Lens wipe for glasses/2/simple

2025-02-26T12:03:23Z

Dande outside of working hours:

cloth?

Translations:Lens wipe for glasses/1/simple

2025-02-26T12:03:19Z

Dande outside of working hours:

English no word for cloth?

Translations:Lens wipe for glasses/Page display title/simple

2025-02-26T11:59:29Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "Glasses Cloth"

Glasses Cloth

Translations:Lens wipe for glasses/1/simple

2025-02-26T11:59:27Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "English no word for cloth?!"

English no word for cloth?!

Lens wipe for glasses/simple

2025-02-26T11:59:15Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "cloth"

<languages/>I can’t believe English doesn’t have a word for ‘[[NL:brillendoekje|brillendoekje]]’.

you mean lens wipes?
[[Category:Bad pages]]

Translations:Lens wipe for glasses/2/simple

2025-02-26T11:59:08Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "cloth"

cloth

Love

2025-02-09T17:29:09Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "Baby don't hurt me == History == human likey hug Category:Pages that need things added to them"

Baby don't hurt me

== History ==
human likey hug
[[Category:Pages that need things added to them]]

Brussels

2025-02-09T17:05:19Z

Dande outside of working hours:

<languages />
[[File:Bxl soruce ass city.webp|thumb|[[They]] want you to think this is a real place.]]
'''Brussels''' ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''Bruxelles'', [[France|French]]: ''Brussel'') is the [[Margaret Thatcher|piss]] capital of [[Earth|the world]] and the first city to be rendered entirely in the Source Engine.

== History ==

=== Establishment ===
The city was established in the [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|Stoned Age]]. No additional information is known.

=== The Pronounmail Meetup of 1825 ===
{{Main/en|Pronounmail the meetup 1825|l1=Pronounmail the meetup 1825}}

== Piss Source ==
The piss comes from the porous rocks of [[Belgium|Belgian]] roads. Instead of having underground aquifers with clean water like most places on [[Earth]], underground aquifers in Brussels are filled with piss. The yellow colour of the Belgian flag represents the sheer amount of piss that Brussels must unfortunately deal with. They do not actually deal with it, but we shall pretend that they do.

== Controversies ==
* piss
* there was a hallway in bruxelles-[[MIDI|midi]] that smelled very strongly of [[Dave Matthews Band incident|shit]]
* toilets and lifts were never meant to be combined.
* i think STIB charged me too much yesterday

User talk:Stellarsoular

2024-11-20T21:33:33Z

Dande outside of working hours:

hi everyone:)

hi soul!

User:Dande outside of working hours

2024-10-12T12:47:07Z

Dande outside of working hours:

== Who ==
I'm Dande<ref>Discord. (2024). Discord. Discord. https://discord.com</ref> and I am outside of working hours so here I am goofing around and doing stuff that will hopefully inspire the next epic composition!!!

== Why ==
It's just... things happen, y'know?

== NFT collection ==
<gallery>
File:Dande autumn.png|thumb|It's just me Dande
</gallery>
== References<ref>https://wiki.pronounmail.com/User:Dande_outside_of_working_hours#References</ref> ==
'''I WAS TAUGHT APA CITATION!!!'''

[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]

User:Dande outside of working hours

2024-10-12T12:46:36Z

Dande outside of working hours:

== Who ==
I'm Dande<ref>Discord. (2024). Discord. Discord. https://discord.com</ref> and I am outside of working hours so here I am goofing around and doing stuff that will hopefully inspire the next epic composition!!!

== Why ==
It's just... things happen, y'know?

== NFT collection ==
<gallery>
File:Dande autumn.png|thumb|It's just me Dande
</gallery>
== References<ref>https://wiki.pronounmail.com/User:Dande_outside_of_working_hours#References</ref> ==
'''I WAS TAUGHT APA CITATION!!!'''

[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]

NL:Vibrafoon

2024-10-12T12:35:56Z

Dande outside of working hours:

[[File:F scale on vibraphone.oga|thumb|Muziek voor de sool]]
[[File:Vibraharp at Century Mallet (5049505433).jpg|thumb|De vibier foom]]
[[File:Best death of the day.mid|thumb|Wat een vibrapjone klinkt als in watever zuindvont dit fiel was getranscodeed in laast]]
De '''vibrafoon''' of '''[[NL:Vibrapjone|vibrapjone]]''' (Engels: ''[[NL:Vibraphone|Vibraphone]]'') is een van de beste instrumenten uit daar! <3 <3 <3

== Etiemologie ==
Aan het vibraaten telefoon<ref group="Ik heb een vraagje">Ok maar waar plaat je de sim kaart ik heb die nooit gefiguurd uit</ref>

== Mekanism ==
Stik hit metaal en metaal maakt zuind. Metaal gaat woing. Fannen in tjub maken metaal woingoingoingoing gaan. Met twee stikken kunnen je twee metalen woing gaan maken om dezelfde tijd. Hit twee metalen op goed tijd en heb je [[:Category:Music|muziek]].

Maar toch je kunnen dingen meer dan hitten doen. Als je een contrabaasbow gebruiken en draggen het along de metaal edj, gaat de metal eeerrrwg. De zuind is super cool en blowt de mind van allebei mensen op [[Earth|dit planeet]].

Je kunt ook een zacht mallet taken, en wanneer de metaal is aan het woing, pusht de metaal met je zacht mallet. De woing gaat BENDEN. Die is hoe je een noot BENDEN op de vibrapjone. Crazie!!!

== Mensen aan het bowen vibrapjonen ==
<gallery>
P1680535 6. Hörfest Neue Musik (Detmold) - Epilog (21915945046).jpg|gahhh <33
Karl Ivar Refseth Unterfahrt 2010-04-17-022.jpg|omg <3
</gallery>

== Shoutouten naar ungeidentifieerd meisje ==
[[File:An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg|thumb|none|An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg]]

== Notities ==
{{Reflist|group=Ik heb een vraagje|liststyle=lower-alpha}}

[[Category:Music]] [[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]

NL:Vibrafoon

2024-10-12T12:34:39Z

Dande outside of working hours:

[[File:F scale on vibraphone.oga|thumb|Muziek voor de sool]]
[[File:Vibraharp at Century Mallet (5049505433).jpg|thumb|De vibier foom]]
[[File:Best death of the day.mid|thumb|Wat een vibrapjone klinkt als in watever zuindvont dit fiel was getranscodeed in laast]]
De '''vibrafoon''' of '''[[NL:Vibrapjone|vibrapjone]]''' (Engels: ''[[NL:Vibraphone|Vibraphone]]'') is een van de beste instrumenten uit daar! <3 <3 <3

== Etiemologie ==
Aan het vibraaten telefoon<ref group="Ik heb een vraagje">Ok maar waar plaat je de sim kaart ik heb die nooit gefiguurd uit</ref>

== Mekanism ==
Stik hit metaal en metaal maakt zuind. Metaal gaat woing. Fannen in tjub maken metaal woingoingoingoing gaan. Met twee stikken kunnen je twee metalen woing gaan maken om dezelfde tijd. Hit twee metalen op goed tijd en heb je [[:Category:Music|muziek]].

Maar toch je kunnen dingen meer dan hitten doen. Als je een contrabaasbow gebruiken en draggen het along de metaal edj, gaat de metal eeerrrwg. De zuind is super cool en blowt de mind van allebei mensen op dit planeet.

Je kunt ook een zacht mallet taken, en wanneer de metaal is aan het woing, pusht de metaal met je zacht mallet. De woing gaat BENDEN. Die is hoe je een noot BENDEN op de vibrapjone. Crazie!!!

== Mensen aan het bowen vibrapjonen ==
<gallery>
P1680535 6. Hörfest Neue Musik (Detmold) - Epilog (21915945046).jpg|gahhh <33
Karl Ivar Refseth Unterfahrt 2010-04-17-022.jpg|omg <3
</gallery>

== Shoutouten naar ungeidentifieerd meisje ==
[[File:An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg|thumb|none|An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg]]

== Notities ==
{{Reflist|group=Ik heb een vraagje|liststyle=lower-alpha}}

[[Category:Music]] [[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]

NL:Vibrafoon

2024-10-12T12:29:26Z

Dande outside of working hours:

[[File:F scale on vibraphone.oga|thumb|Muziek voor de sool]]
[[File:Vibraharp at Century Mallet (5049505433).jpg|thumb|De vibier foom]]
[[File:Best death of the day.mid|thumb|Wat een vibrapjone klinkt als in watever zuindvont dit fiel was getranscodeed in laast]]
De '''vibrafoon''' of '''[[NL:Vibrapjone|vibrapjone]]''' (Engels: ''[[Vibraphone]]'') is een van de beste instrumenten uit daar! <3 <3 <3

== Etiemologie ==
Aan het vibraaten telefoon<ref group="Ik heb een vraagje">Ok maar waar plaat je de sim kaart I heb die nooit gefiguurd uit</ref>

== Mekanism ==
Stik hit metaal en metaal maakt zuind. Metaal gaat woing. Fannen in tjub maken metaal woingoingoingoing gaan. Met twee stikken kunnen je twee metalen woing gaan maken om dezelfde tijd. Hit twee metalen op goed tijd en heb je [[:Category:Music|muziek]].

Maar toch je kunnen dingen meer dan hitten doen. Als je een contrabaasbow gebruiken en draggen het along de metaal edj, gaat de metal eeerrrwg. De zuind is super cool en blowt de mind van allebei mensen op dit planeet.

Je kunt ook een zacht mallet taken, en wanneer de metaal is aan het woing, pusht de metaal met je zacht mallet. De woing gaat BENDEN. Die is hoe je een noot BENDEN op de vibrapjone. Crazie!!!

== Mensen aan het bowen vibrapjonen ==
<gallery>
P1680535 6. Hörfest Neue Musik (Detmold) - Epilog (21915945046).jpg|gahhh <33
Karl Ivar Refseth Unterfahrt 2010-04-17-022.jpg|omg <3
</gallery>

== Shoutouten naar ungeidentifieerd meisje ==
[[File:An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg|thumb|none|An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg]]

== Notities ==
{{Reflist|group=Ik heb een vraagje|liststyle=lower-alpha}}

[[Category:Music]] [[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]

NL:Vibrapjone

2024-10-12T12:28:59Z

Dande outside of working hours:

[[File:F scale on vibraphone.oga|thumb|Muziek voor de ziel]]
[[File:Vibraharp at Century Mallet (5049505433).jpg|thumb|De wibrafoob]]
[[File:Best death of the day.mid|thumb|Hoe een vibrafoon kinlkt in de soundfont waarin dit bestand voor het laatst is getranscodeerd]]
De '''vibrapjone''' of '''[[NL:Vibrafoon|vibrafoon]]''' (Engels: ''[[vibraphone]]'') is een van de beste instrumenten die er zijn! <3 <3 <3

== Etymologie ==
Vibrerende telefoon<ref group="Ik heb een vraag">Ok maar waar doe je de SIMkaart ik ben daar nooit achter gekomen</ref>

== Mechanisme ==
Stok slaat metaal and metaal maakt geluid. Metaal ga woing. Ventilators in buis laten metaal woingoingoingoing gaan. Met twee stokken kan je twee metalen tegelijk woing laten gaan. Sla twee metalen op goed moment and je krijgt [[:Category:Music|muziek]].

Maar natuurlijk kan je andere dingen doen dan alleen slaan. Als je een contrabasstrijkstok neemt en die langs de metalen rand trekt, zal het metaal eeerrrwg gaan. Het geluid is supercool en blowt de mind van elke persoon op [[Earth|deze planeet]].

Je kan ook een zachte hamer nemen, en wanneer het metaal woing aan het gaan is, het metaal met je zachte hamer duwen. De woing zal BUIGEN. Dat is hoe je een noot BUIGT op de vibrapjone. Crazy!!!

== Mensen die vibrafoons aan het strijken zijn ==
<gallery>
P1680535 6. Hörfest Neue Musik (Detmold) - Epilog (21915945046).jpg|gahhh <33
Karl Ivar Refseth Unterfahrt 2010-04-17-022.jpg|omg <3
</gallery>

== Shoutouts naar ongeïdentificeerd meisje ==
[[File:An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg|thumb|none|Een ongeïdentificeerd meisje bespeelt een vibrapjone (12305859303).jpg]]

== Noten ==
{{Reflist|group=Ik heb een vraag|liststyle=lower-alpha}}

NL:Vibrapjone

2024-10-12T12:27:22Z

Dande outside of working hours:

[[File:F scale on vibraphone.oga|thumb|Muziek voor de ziel]]
[[File:Vibraharp at Century Mallet (5049505433).jpg|thumb|De wibrafoob]]
[[File:Best death of the day.mid|thumb|Hoe een vibrafoon kinlkt in de soundfont waarin dit bestand voor het laatst is getranscodeerd]]
De '''vibrapjone''' of '''vibrafoon''' (Engels: ''[[vibraphone]]'') is een van de beste instrumenten die er zijn! <3 <3 <3

== Etymologie ==
Vibrerende telefoon<ref group="Ik heb een vraag">Ok maar waar doe je de SIMkaart ik ben daar nooit achter gekomen</ref>

== Mechanisme ==
Stok slaat metaal and metaal maakt geluid. Metaal ga woing. Ventilators in buis laten metaal woingoingoingoing gaan. Met twee stokken kan je twee metalen tegelijk woing laten gaan. Sla twee metalen op goed moment and je krijgt [[:Category:Music|muziek]].

Maar natuurlijk kan je andere dingen doen dan alleen slaan. als je een contrabasstrijkstok neemt en die langs de metalen rand trekt, zal het metaal eeerrrwg gaan. Het geluid is supercool en blowt de mind van elke persoon op [[Earth|deze planeet]].

Je kan ook een zachte hamer nemen, en wanneer het metaal woing aan het gaan is, het metaal met je zachte hamer duwen. De woing zal BUIGEN. Dat is hoe je een noot BUIGT op de vibrapjone. Crazy!!!

== Mensen die vibrafoons aan het strijken zijn ==
<gallery>
P1680535 6. Hörfest Neue Musik (Detmold) - Epilog (21915945046).jpg|gahhh <33
Karl Ivar Refseth Unterfahrt 2010-04-17-022.jpg|omg <3
</gallery>

== Shoutouts naar ongeïdentificeerd meisje ==
[[File:An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg|thumb|none|Een ongeïdentificeerd meisje speelt een vibrapjone (12305859303).jpg]]

== Noten ==
{{Reflist|group=Ik heb een vraag|liststyle=lower-alpha}}

NL:Vibrafoon

2024-10-12T11:50:30Z

Dande outside of working hours:

[[File:F scale on vibraphone.oga|thumb|Muziek voor de sool]]
[[File:Vibraharp at Century Mallet (5049505433).jpg|thumb|De vibier foom]]
[[File:Best death of the day.mid|thumb|Wat een vibrapjone klinkt als in watever zuindvont dit fiel was getranscodeed in laast]]
De '''vibrafoon''' of '''vibrapjone''' (Engels: ''[[Vibraphone]]'') is een van de beste instrumenten uit daar! <3 <3 <3

== Etiemologie ==
Aan het vibraaten telefoon<ref group="Ik heb een vraagje">Ok maar waar plaat je de sim kaart I heb die nooit gefiguurd uit</ref>

== Mekanism ==
Stik hit metaal en metaal maakt zuind. Metaal gaat woing. Fannen in tjub maken metaal woingoingoingoing gaan. Met twee stikken kunnen je twee metalen woing gaan maken om dezelfde tijd. Hit twee metalen op goed tijd en heb je [[:Category:Music|muziek]].

Maar toch je kunnen dingen meer dan hitten doen. Als je een contrabaasbow gebruiken en draggen het along de metaal edj, gaat de metal eeerrrwg. De zuind is super cool en blowt de mind van allebei mensen op dit planeet.

Je kunt ook een zacht mallet taken, en wanneer de metaal is aan het woing, pusht de metaal met je zacht mallet. De woing gaat BENDEN. Die is hoe je een noot BENDEN op de vibrapjone. Crazie!!!

== Mensen aan het bowen vibrapjonen ==
<gallery>
P1680535 6. Hörfest Neue Musik (Detmold) - Epilog (21915945046).jpg|gahhh <33
Karl Ivar Refseth Unterfahrt 2010-04-17-022.jpg|omg <3
</gallery>

== Shoutouten naar ungeidentifieerd meisje ==
[[File:An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg|thumb|none|An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg]]

== Notities ==
{{Reflist|group=Ik heb een vraagje|liststyle=lower-alpha}}

[[Category:Music]] [[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]

NL:Vibrafoon

2024-10-12T11:43:20Z

Dande outside of working hours:

[[File:F scale on vibraphone.oga|thumb|Muziek voor de sool]]
[[File:Vibraharp at Century Mallet (5049505433).jpg|thumb|De vibier foom]]
[[File:Best death of the day.mid|thumb|Wat een vibrapjone klinkt als in watever zuindvont dit fiel was getranscodeed in laast]]
De '''vibrafoon''' of '''vibrapjone''' (Engels: ''[[Vibraphone]]'') is een van de beste instrumenten uit daar! <3 <3 <3

== Etiemologie ==
Aan het vibraaten telefoon<ref group="Ik heb een vraagje">Ok maar waar plaat je de sim kaart I heb die nooit gefiguurd uit</ref>

== Mekanism ==
Stik hit metaal en metaal maakt zuind. Metaal gaat woing. Fannen in tjub maken metaal woingoingoingoing gaan. Met twee stikken kunnen je twee metalen woing gaan maken om dezelfde tijd. Hit twee metalen op goed tijd en heb je [[:Category:Music|muziek]].

Maar toch je kunnen dingen meer dan hitten doen. Als je een contrabaasbow gebruiken en draggen het along de metaal edj, gaat de metal eeerrrwg. De zuind is super cool en blowt de mind van allebei mensen op dit planeet.

Je kunt ook een zacht mallet taken, en wanneer de metaal is aan het woing, pusht de metaal met je zacht mallet. De woing gaat BENDEN. Die is hoe je een noot BENDED op de vibrapjone. Crazie!!!

== Mensen aan het bowen vibrapjonen ==
<gallery>
P1680535 6. Hörfest Neue Musik (Detmold) - Epilog (21915945046).jpg|gahhh <33
Karl Ivar Refseth Unterfahrt 2010-04-17-022.jpg|omg <3
</gallery>

== Shoutouten naar ungeidentifieerd meisje ==
[[File:An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg|thumb|none|An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg]]

== Notities ==
{{Reflist|group=Ik heb een vraagje|liststyle=lower-alpha}}

[[Category:Music]] [[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]

NL:Vibrafoon

2024-10-12T11:40:26Z

Dande outside of working hours: Dutch

[[File:F scale on vibraphone.oga|thumb|Muziek voor de sool]]
[[File:Vibraharp at Century Mallet (5049505433).jpg|thumb|De vibier foom]]
[[File:Best death of the day.mid|thumb|Wat een vibrapjone klinkt als in watever ziundvont dit fiel was getranscodeed in laast]]
De '''vibrafoon''' of '''vibrapjone''' (Engels: ''[[Vibraphone]]'') is een van de beste instrumenten uit daar! <3 <3 <3

== Etiemologie ==
Aan het vibraaten telefoon<ref group="Ik heb een vraagje">Ok maar waar plaat je de sim kaart I heb die nooit gefiguurd uit</ref>

== Mekanism ==
Stik hit metaal en metaal maakt zuind. Metaal gaat woing. Fannen in tjub maken metaal woingoingoingoing gaan. Met twee stikken kunnen je twee metalen woing gaan maken om dezelfde tijd. Hit twee metalen op goed tijd en heb je [[:Category:Music|muziek]].

Maar toch je kunnen dingen meer dan hitten doen. Als je een contrabaasbow gebruiken en draggen het along de metaal edj, gaat de metal eeerrrwg. De zuind is super cool en blowt de mind van allebei mensen op dit planeet.

Je kunt ook een zacht mallet taken, en wanneer de metaal is aan het woing, pusht de metaal met je zacht mallet. De woing gaat BENDEN. Die is hoe je een noot BENDED op de vibrapjone. Crazie!!!

== Mensen aan het bowen vibrapjonen ==
<gallery>
P1680535 6. Hörfest Neue Musik (Detmold) - Epilog (21915945046).jpg|gahhh <33
Karl Ivar Refseth Unterfahrt 2010-04-17-022.jpg|omg <3
</gallery>

== Shoutouten naar ungeidentifieerd meisje ==
[[File:An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg|thumb|none|An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg]]

== Notities ==
{{Reflist|group=Ik heb een vraagje|liststyle=lower-alpha}}

[[Category:Music]] [[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]

Vibraphone

2024-10-12T11:37:25Z

Dande outside of working hours:

[[File:F scale on vibraphone.oga|thumb|Music for the soul]]
[[File:Vibraharp at Century Mallet (5049505433).jpg|thumb|The viber foam]]
[[File:Best death of the day.mid|thumb|What a vibraphone sounds like in whatever soundfont this file was transcoded in last]]
The '''vibraphone''' (Dutch: ''[[NL:Vibrafoon|Vibrapjone]]'') is one of the best instruments out there! <3 <3 <3

== Etymology ==
Vibrating telephone<ref group="I've got a question">Ok but like where do you put the sim card I've never figured that out</ref>

== Mechanism ==
Stick hit metal and metal make sound. Metal go woing. Fans in tube make metal go woingoingoingoing. With two sticks you can make two metals go woing at the same time. Hit two metals at good timing and you get [[:Category:Music|music]].

But of course you can do things other than just hit. If you take a double bass bow and drag it along the metal edge, the metal will go eeerrrwg. The sound is super cool and blows the mind of every single person on [[Earth|this planet]].

You can also take a soft mallet, and when the metal is going woing, push the metal with your soft mallet. The woing will BEND. That's how you BEND a note on the vibraphone. Crazy!!!

== People bowing vibraphones ==
<gallery>
P1680535 6. Hörfest Neue Musik (Detmold) - Epilog (21915945046).jpg|gahhh <33
Karl Ivar Refseth Unterfahrt 2010-04-17-022.jpg|omg <3
</gallery>

== Shoutouts to unidentified girl ==
[[File:An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg|thumb|none|An unidentified girl plays a vibraphone (12305859303).jpg]]

== Notes ==
{{Reflist|group=I've got a question|liststyle=lower-alpha}}

[[Category:Music]] [[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]

Kyrie Eleison

2024-10-11T21:42:18Z

Dande outside of working hours:

This specific one, in Dorian mode and super duper melismatic. [[User:Dande outside of working hours|I]] learnt it in music history class and now this melody is stuck in my head.[[File:Kyrie-and-trope.jpg|frameless|533x533px]]

== Lyrics ==
Kyrie, eh eh eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh eh, eh eh eh eh eh, eh eh eh lei i son.
[[Category:Music]]

Cutie pie

2024-10-11T21:40:16Z

Dande outside of working hours:

{{stub}}

When someone is really '''cute''', they might turn into a '''pie'''.

== Metamorphosis ==
The transition is gradual and can happen quickly or slowly. Usually it happens after the phrase "you are so cute" is said to the person. The receiver will then feel happy and realise that they no longer have arms or legs as they morph into a pie in less than an hour.

If the transition takes place in Limburg, The Netherlands, the person turns into a vlaai.

[[file:Kirsch-Vlario.jpg|thumb|As the Dutch might say, "schattige vlaai".]]
[[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]]

Cutie pie

2024-10-11T21:39:52Z

Dande outside of working hours: pie

Bird

2024-10-09T21:03:03Z

Dande outside of working hours: birds

[[file:Superb fairy wren2 LiquidGhoul.jpg|thumb|literally melting my heart]]

'''Birds''' might be fake but... why are they so cute...

[[file:Balaeniceps rex qtl3.jpg|thumb|some birds do look kinda goofy, but still!]]

== Birdphobia ==
Some people are afraid of birds.

== Birdphilia ==
Some people really like birds.

== Birdapathy ==
Some people feel indifferent towards birds.

Template:Stub

2024-10-08T17:33:05Z

Dande outside of working hours:

{| class="wikitable"
|-
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|}

Template:Stub

2024-10-08T17:29:33Z

Dande outside of working hours: This is a stubbbbbbbb.

''This is a stubbbbbbbb.''

Flower

2024-10-08T17:22:31Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "fower '''Flowers''' are colourful and have scents. == Origin == No one is really sure why flowers exist. They come in different shapes and are popular food choices for butterflies and bees. Scientists question why can't these bugs just go to a restaurant or something like that. Painters theorise that flowers were created by Michelangelo when he ran out of paint to finish his work on the Sistine Chapel ceiling. In desperati..."

[[file:Blossom of Mirabelle plum.jpg|thumb|fower]]

'''Flowers''' are colourful and have scents.

== Origin ==
No one is really sure why flowers exist. They come in different shapes and are popular food choices for butterflies and bees. Scientists question why can't these bugs just go to a restaurant or something like that.

Painters theorise that flowers were created by Michelangelo when he ran out of paint to finish his work on the Sistine Chapel ceiling. In desperation Michael turned grass into colourful things using some magic.

IKEA goers believe that flowers were originally hard as rocks, but then IKEA wanted to sell more mattresses and made flowers soft, giving rise to flower beds.

Opera

2024-10-08T16:07:53Z

Dande outside of working hours:

[[file:Ірма Вітовська в ролі Гертруди. Неоопера-жах Гамлет.jpg|thumb|hhhhyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa]]

'''Opera''' is when singers think that Lieder singing is too boring, and so they expand their vocal chords and sing above 100%.

== Lyrics ==
Although there are many operas out there, they all have default lyrics. The following is the default lyric set used in Italian opera.

''Oooh ohh oh oh aaaah oh oh oh aaah oh aaah yooooo oooooo rrrrr oooooo!!!''
== Notable moments ==
In 1810, Beethoven attempted singing opera. His singing was so majestic and loud it made others deaf as well. He later called it "my revenge moment".

== References ==
{{reflist}}
[[Category:Music]]

Opera

2024-10-08T16:07:36Z

Dande outside of working hours: Created page with "hhhhyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa '''Opera''' is when singers think that Lieder singing is too boring, and so they expand their vocal chords and sing above 100%. == Lyrics == Although there are many operas out there, they all have default lyrics. The following is the default lyric set used in Italian opera. ''Oooh ohh oh oh aaaah oh oh oh aaah oh aaah yooooo oooooo rrrr..."