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Blåhaj

2026-06-01T16:58:57Z

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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Haj means shark in Swedish

Blåhaj

2026-06-01T16:58:29Z

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: Created page with "{{DISPLAYTITLE:Haj*}} *Haj means shark in Swedish"

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*Haj means shark in Swedish

Category:Pages that are British

2026-06-01T16:55:59Z

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[[File:UK.jpg]]

For the purposes of this category, all of the [[United Kingdom]] counts as [[Great Britain|British]], sorry.
{{UK}}
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Tube

2026-06-01T16:52:55Z

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{{See also|Pipe bomb}}
Because [[Great Britain|Brits]] are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the '''tube''' (British: ''chube''), a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by [[Margaret Thatcher|the British government]] by filling the tube with enormous amounts of [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|pot]]<nowiki/>holes, and opening it to [[fish]], which often form massive traffic jams ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''filet'').
[[File:Fishtube.mp4|thumb|Privileged Fish Allowed To Use Tube While Numerous Hard Working Brits Are Forced To Stand Around Waiting For Their Turn. Enraging!]]
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My bloody valentine

2026-06-01T16:52:24Z

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List of songs about oral sex

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* She Shook Me Cold - [[David Bowie]]
* Sweet Head - David Bowie
* swallow - [[my bloody valentine]]
* Whistle - Flo Rider
* Doin' [[your mum|Your Mom]] - FAttY SPiNS
* Hou Je Bek En Bef Me - MEROL
== Songs that are not about oral sex, despite reasons to believe otherwise ==
* Hummer - the Smashing Pumpkins
* Head Like a Hole - Nine Inch Nails
[[Category:Lists]] [[Category:Music]] [[Category:Sex]] [[Category:Songs by critically acclaimed Chicagoan alternative rock band the Smashing Pumpkins]]

List of music that is good

2026-06-01T16:51:34Z

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* Everything by [https://bleep.com/artist/78-boards-of-canada Boards of Canada] and especially [https://bleep.com/release/7819-boards-of-canada-music-has-the-right-to-children Music Has the Right to Children] and [http://beck.to/guerolitoWE their remix of Broken Drum]
** This is the best music ever so if you listen to anything here let it be this.
* [https://thesamplemotion.bandcamp.com/album/fully-product-tested fully product tested]
** User is suspected of making good music
** see also: [https://thesamplemotion.bandcamp.com/album/landscapes landscapes]
* [[It|One Week]]
* [[The Hymn of Forests Green]]
* [[Canyon]]
* [[:File:It was a mistake to carbonate greengage lemonade.opus|it_was_a_mistake_to_carbonate_greengage_lemonade]]
* [https://totalwife.bandcamp.com/music Total Wife]
** Beyond pumped about this band no one knows but everyone should.
* Everything by [https://thebeatles.com the Beatles] and especially [https://thebeatles.com/abbey-road Abbey Road] but especially [https://www.thebeatles.com/sgt-peppers-lonely-hearts-club-band-0 Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band]
** Good band is good
* Everything by [[David Bowie]], but mostly
** [https://davidbowie.com/david-bowie-1967 The two self-titled ones] [https://davidbowie.com/david-bowie-1969]
*** The second one is easier to explain, just containing some really beautiful and interesting acoustic guitar songs (and sometimes other instruments as well). Check out the Conversation Piece box set too.
*** The first one is a bit harder to explain but it’s just really really good regardless of what anyone says. Yeah it’s silly but just turn off your judgement and accept things don’t have to be good on paper in order to be good in your ears.
** [https://davidbowie.com/the-man-who-sold-the-world The Man who Sold the World] (except for the title track)
*** Small collection of incredible proggy jammy rock songs. And the title track.
*** (don't listen to joe. the title track kicks some Serious Arse.)
** [https://davidbowie.com/the-rise-and-fall-of-ziggy-stardust-and-the-spiders-from-mars The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars] (obviously)
*** Obviously
** [https://davidbowie.com/diamond-dogs Diamond Dogs]
*** Less consistent but more interesting and higher highs than Ziggy
** [https://www.davidbowie.com/low Low]
** [https://davidbowie.com/earthling Earthling]
*** Bangers
** https://horriblewarlock.tumblr.com/post/707969803256741888
* The [[United States of America]]’s [https://discogs.com/master/81600-The-United-States-Of-America-The-United-States-Of-America self-titled and only album]
** First people to do electronic rock AND be really really good at it.
* Everything by [[my bloody valentine]] and especially m b v
** Lifechanging stuff
* Most things by [https://menitrust.com Men I Trust]
* Most things [https://smashingpumpkins.com the Smashing Pumpkins] did before Adore, especially [https://smashingpumpkins.com/music/siamese-dream Siamese Dream], and some things they did after
** Can say a lot of things about the Smashing Pumpkins but the bottom line is that they made really really good music.
* [https://4ad.com/releases/206 In Ribbons] by [https://4ad.com/artists/palesaints Pale Saints]
** Incredibly tragically overlooked classic shoegaze album cause it’s phenomenal.
* [https://alvvays.bandcamp.com/album/blue-rev Blue Rev] by [https://alvvays.com Alvvays]
** Probably the definitive post-2013 shoegaze statement.
** Fact check: This album was released in 2022
** I misread what the bullet point said
* [https://h-u-m.net/albums/#DIH Downward is Heavenward] by [https://h-u-m.net Hum]
** The best Deftones album.
* [https://porcupinetree.com/recordings/fear-of-a-blank-planet Fear of a Blank Planet] by [https://porcupinetree.com Porcupine Tree] (and to a lesser extent, [https://porcupinetree.com/recordings/in-absentia In Absentia])
** Ignore the cringy lyrics and you’re left with a really fantastic collection of modern prog and prog metal tunes.
* Everything by [https://daftpunk.com Daft Punk] and especially [https://discogs.com/master/26833-Daft-Punk-Human-After-All Human After All], [https://discogs.com/master/26647-Daft-Punk-Discovery Discovery], and [https://discogs.com/master/27126-Daft-Punk-Alive-2007 Alive 2007]
** Human After All is Daft Punk’s Best Album and Here Isn’t Why
* Everything by [https://justice.church Justice] and especially [https://justice.church/womanalbum Woman] and [https://discogs.com/master/26518-MGMT-Electric-Feel their remix of Electric Feel]
** If you think you hate disco, you’re wrong.
* Everything by [https://thedigitalism.com Digitalism] pre-2017 and especially [https://discogs.com/master/1000285-Digitalism-Mirage Mirage], and some things post-2017, especially [https://youtube.com/watch?v=PsIYVtrlITs Glow]
** Uh yeah
* Everything by [https://deadmau5.com deadmau5] and especially [https://discogs.com/master/700676-Deadmau5-while12 while(1<2)] and [https://discogs.com/master/699827-Deadmau5-Get-Scraped Get Scraped]
** deadmau5 kinda fell off by becoming famous.
* Everything by [https://thechemicalbrothers.com the Chemical Brothers], but especially [https://thechemicalbrothers.com/music-videos/push-the-button Push the Button], [https://thechemicalbrothers.com/music-videos/dig-your-own-hole Dig Your Own Hole], [https://thechemicalbrothers.com/music-videos/further Further], and [https://thechemicalbrothers.com/music-videos/surrender Surrender] (in that order)
** Drums
* [https://youtube.com/watch?v=3XTV6pkQne0 Moon Safari] by [https://airfrenchband.com Air]
** [[Sex]] music. Also the [[France|Frenchest]] album that exists.
* [https://discogs.com/master/5542-Portishead-Dummy Dummy] by [https://portishead.co.uk Portishead]
** Just hauntingly beautiful stuff. Apparently people like to have [[Sex 2|sex to this one too]] but I don’t understand that. Unless you want to feel like you’re in a sex scene in a murder mystery film.
* [https://trentemoller.com/music/the-last-resort The Last Resort] by [https://trentemoller.com trentemøller]
** Really varied but still really cohesive collection of gorgeous glitchy downtempo electronic musics.
* [https://ffm.to/holdyourcolour Hold Your Colour] by [https://pendulum.com Pendulum]
** Pendulum invented modern DnB with this one but unfortunately they were the only ones who were nearly this good at it.
* [https://lambmusicofficial.bandcamp.com/album/lamb Lamb], [https://lambmusicofficial.bandcamp.com/album/fear-of-fours Fear of Fours], and [https://lambmusicofficial.bandcamp.com/album/backspace-unwind Backspace Unwind] by [https://lambofficial.co.uk Lamb]
** Unfortunately their other albums are mostly boring. Their best song, Small, is on What Sound, though.
* [https://jazzanova.bandcamp.com/album/in-between In Between] by [https://jazzanova.com Jazzanova]
** Insane album. A lot of jazz.
* [https://discogs.com/master/35779-The-Blue-Nile-A-Walk-Across-The-Rooftops A Walk Across the Rooftops] (Deluxe) by [https://thebluenile.org The Blue Nile]
** Really beautiful album to prove music from the ’80s CAN be good. It picks up after the first few songs.
* [https://underscores.plus/Wsk Wallsocket] by [https://underscores.plus underscores]
** One of the best albums in recent [[memory]].
* [https://found.ee/SM_romcom2004 rom com 2024] by [https://soccermommyband.com Soccer Mommy]
** Just one song but WHAT A SONG.
*[https://cameronwinter.bandcamp.com/album/heavy-metal Heavy Metal] by Cameron Winter (like from [[Untitled Geese Game|Geese]])
**This is music
* [https://excelsior-recordings.com/products/spinvis-dagen-van-gras-dagen-van-stro Dagen Van Gras, Dagen Van Stro] by [https://spinvis.nl/ Spinvis]
** Best Dutch language album I know. Not only crazy good songwriting but also crazy good production by Spinvis himself, who only started releasing music in his 40s.
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My Bloody Valentine

2026-05-31T16:31:38Z

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'''my bloody valentine''' is a band that causes problems for making Wikipedia articles because it is not that simple to make an article with a lowercase first letter title.

{{DISPLAYTITLE:my bloody valentine}}note: it's actually pretty easy 
note: I have found out that I am simply a lazy person. --[[User:Dande outside of working hours|Dande outside of working hours]] ([[User talk:Dande outside of working hours|talk]]) 
note: happens to the best of us [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 17:13, 31 May 2026 (BST)

== <s>To do list</s> ==
<s>Look at the Wikipedia:Naming conventions (technical restrictions) article and make something in pronounmail so that this article can have a lowercase first letter title instead of just saying "styled all lowercase"</s>

== Reception ==
0/10 audiologists recommend this band.

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Dental hygiene

2026-05-30T11:00:59Z

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: Only today did I find out that I used the number ‘6000’ twice.

Maintaining a good '''dental hygiene''' is essential for your overall health, as well as keeping the Powers That Be satisfied. Below is provided a proven dental hygiene routine that, if performed twice a day, ensures an adequate mouth shape and smell.

== Preparation ==

Choose your location of preference. Make sure all [[windows]] in the building are closed. Never perform any part of this routine [[outside]]. A [[Dr. House|house]] with thick walls and a smell that vaguely reminds you of childhood tends to yield the best results. Walls painted in a cold [[Template:Colours.css|colour]] (like blue or ultramarine) might anger the Spirit of Christmas Past.

Gather a scalpel and the ingredients for a good quiche. Sharpen your [[toothbrush]] (any toothbrush whose hairs don’t contain highly radioactive material like glow in the dark paint from the 20th century or almond milk will work). Resist the urge to break anything. After this, place a bottle of bleach in a place of easy access. If it has not been refreshed in over four months, refresh it immediately. Do NOT, under any circumstance, perform this step ''before'' all of the prior steps have been completed.

== Praying to the Moon God ==

If you are using a premade base, skip to step 4 and reëvaluate your choice in ingredients.

# Mix the dry ingredients into a bowl;
# Slowly add water and keep stirring until the mixture feels like it could [[killing|kill]] you if it was alive;
# Set the dough aside to rise for 30 minutes, while performing [[the Hymn of Forests Green]] at a volume as not to wake up any potential neighbours;
# Keep thinking about [[The Netherlands|Luxembourg]] as you take the dough and pour it over your head;
# Look at the ceiling and swear you will never look at the [[Moon]] directly. (You may [[lie]], but it increases the odds of bad breath.);
# Be careful to fight back as the dough tries to strangle you. Do not yell or show fear.

== Priming the toothbrush ==

For the best result, make sure your toothbrush is free of any bugs before continuing. 
Priming your toothbrush is a part of the routine that is easy to forget, but very important. According to estimates by the [[United States of America]]’s Department of Dental Hygiene and Other Paranormal Activities (USADDHOPA), using an unprimed toothbrush costs the lives of around [[6]]000 young boys annually. Priming your toothbrush ensures that the rest of the procedure happens safely and the chances of wrath from above are minimal.

Forget everything you know about Luxembourg and cover the floor in at least 3 cm (1,2 in) of bleach. Let it sink in what you’ve just done for 20–40 seconds before deciding you probably want to sell the house soon anyway. Drop the toothbrush from approximately half a metre from the floor, under the yelling of the name of whomever you [[Kissing|kissed]] last. If you are alone on this barren earth, kiss your own hand and yell your own name. Be careful not to let any tears fall into the bleach. When the toothbrush starts unpleasantly smelling of [[fish]], take it out and finish the quiche. If this does not happen, twist the toothbrush 180 degrees and start over the entire routine. If you keep experiencing this issue, please contact our Costumer Service and we will reach out to you in five to seven business days.

== Rinsing the teeth ==

[[User:Teeth|Teeth]] are an important part of your mouth. Keeping them clean and happy is the primary element that makes so many of the records we love have that timeless quality.

Contrary to popular belief, the use of toothpaste is not required in the presence of Divine Inspiration. To test for Divine Inspiration, light a match and hold it within a centimetre above the bleach surface. If it starts singing, the concentration of Divine Inspiration in the vicinity is probably adequate.

Using the toothbrush, slowly start scraping away the biggest pieces of [[podcast|moss]], careful not to touch any of the woody underside yet. Once the pain starts becoming unbearable, turn the toothbrush around and use the handle to knock any worms out of their holes. It is now time to pull out your teeth for the main rinse. You can use pliers for this if it comforts you, but experienced players often prefer to use their bare hands. The key to keeping your roots intact is to apply a slight [[rotation|twisting]] motion while pulling down. If you have any spare bleach, you can apply this to your gums to prevent infection.

Open the quiche, and fill it with your teeth. Allow them to soak for up to four days. When they feel gooey, you can remove them from the quiche and gently open the teeth one by one to take out the hard, inedible seeds. Collect the seeds in a container of your choosing. Try one of the seedless teeth and add salt to taste. Take the teeth by the roots and click them back into place.

== Washing the tongue ==

An unwashed tongue is to a washed tongue what [[evil]] spaghetti is to regular spaghetti. Never eat spaghetti with an unwashed tongue.

In order to remove your tongue safely, it must be muscular enough to resist breaking. Therefore it is important to perform daily tongue exercises like push-ups and trying to explain to a [[bird|parrot]] who is the CEO of Planters® that there is more to life than [[money]] and peanuts.

Lick the [[True...|truth]]. When the tingling stops, place the scalpel at the root of your tongue. Keep moving it left and right until your tongue is completely severed and take it out of your mouth. Find the purple spot and remove it using the toothbrush. Now you are able to access your tongue’s mainframe. Keep in mind this renders it vulnerable to attacks (from bats and various other kinds of bugs), so it is important to change your [[password]] regularly and install security updates as soon as possible after they are released.

Get to know your tongue. Take it on a date to a location of its choosing, and ask carefully worded [[FAQ|questions]] to form a connection.

Here is a helpful list of questions you can ask:

* How are you?
* How aren’t you?
* How is your weather doing?
* Do your pets have any teeth?
* What does the current political climate say about the likelihood of another Sharknado sequel releasing in the coming two-and-a-half years or so?
* PLEASE HELP!! HOW DO I SUBMIT META SUPPORT TICKET … IT HAS BEEN MONTHS and I am unable to submit a support ticket about serious issued with my FB account. PLEASE SEE ATTACHED SCREENSHOT.
* Where do babies come from?
* Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
* Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell?
* If [[World Wide Web|Tim]] has twentyseven [[apple|apples]], and [[David]] takes [[C|a hundred]], why is the train?
* Why do I feel this way?
* What are you doing?
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop
* Make it stop

Here is an unhelpful list of questions you can’t ask:

* ⨊𑜳ꨁ𑀵ᚖ𑆅〠ɚ𐡧⅋⨮௹ኇᐔ𐭞𓁁𒀁ᭆᬽࠒ𐅉ᤕ𐒓♘∏⟕℮⡝ଈ?
* Is This It (2001) by the Strokes?
* What happened on the 4th of June 1989 in Tiananmen Square?
* On the topic of white genocide in South Africa, th

After you have got to know your tongue just that little better, it’s time for the unmentionable part.

=== The unmentionable part ===

=== Finishing what you started ===

After the unmentionable part, you might feel as though you and your tongue have forever changed, and you will never be able to go back to how things were. However, this is an illusion, and everything is still exactly the same as it ever was, and ever will be.

Place your tongue back in your mouth.

== A final goodbye ==

Look how far we’ve come. Friends we made. Enemies we brutally murdered and without mercy. Friends we brutally murdered and without mercy. I’m so proud of you. Please [[love]] me.

You have now finished your dental hygiene routine! Congratulations!

== Tips and tricks ==

* [[:Category:Numbers|Number]] your teeth so you always know where to put them back;
* Give your toothbrush a name like Harry;
* Never eat [[Carrot|carrots]];
* Rethink your previously held notions of bluegrass [[music]] and its place in [[The Compelling History of pronounmail.com|history]];
* Extend your aversion to cannibalism to the consumption of all sentient lifeforms;
* [[Grill]];
* [[Shinzo Abe|Be sexually active]] at least twice a month;
* Don’t adopt a maiden name;
* Count to five;
* Listen to your friends when they tell you your driving style is slightly dangerous;
* Learn to cope with loss without it affecting others;
* Click this link to find out how you can weigh over 7000 kilos in less than two weeks (doctors hate him, fish fear him).
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Climate change

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It gets way too cold each year. Luckily, the [[Earth]]’s atmosphere traps incoming heat from [[The Sun|the sun]], and this slowly makes the Earth warmer. This is called '''climate change''' or '''global warming'''.
[[Green]][[Dr. House|house]] gases help the atmosphere trap more heat, so humans since the late 1700s have been hard at work to emit as many of them as possible. With our combined efforts, we have managed to make great progress, increasing global air temperature by as much as 1,5 degrees centigrade. You may help by [[grill]]ing a lot of meat and other animal products, having both your radiator and air conditioning running on their maximum setting at all times, investing 1 william dollars in [[Shell]], and burning down the entire [[Jeff Bezos|Amazon]] rainforest.

Rain

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[[File:Raindrops (232823269).jpg|thumb| Rain waiting to be complimented]]

Rain(it/its) is a [[:Category:Fluids|fluid]] of nebulous origin. It is best known for falling on workers during their commute to [[Work|work]]. The workers revel in rain’s rebellious nature.

Rain exists because of complicated [[Science|scientific]] processes which you learned about in high school and probably don’t [[Memory|remember]].

== The rain cycle ==
When somebody tells the rain it is beautiful, it gets big and warm and fluffy inside and rises to the sky.

After a while, the rain gets so big and fluffy that it blocks the sun, which the workers sometimes complain about, making the rain feel small and cold and spiky inside and causing it to fall back down to the ground.

While falling, the rain is sometimes complimented again, which causes the rain cycle to restart.

=== Frequency of rain ===
The rain is dependent on several random ticks, but on average, the rain cycle restarts every 2000 ticks.

=== Will the cycle ever end? ===
Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Some believe that the rain needs the workers for the cycle to be fulfilled, whereas others suggest that the rain can sometimes affirm itself without the need for workers’ compliments, allowing it to continue this cycle indefinitely, even after the inevitable extinction of the workers.

== Can You drink it? ==
Scholars are conflicted on this topic. Notable fluid consumers suggest that rain is much harder to drink than normal water since normal water usually comes in a cup or from a device which you can put your [[User:Teeth|teeth]] around. Notable rain enjoyers claim that the difficulty is "the joy of drinking rain", and suggest "catching it in a container if you're a beginner at the hobby".

It should be noted that rain, like normal water, does enjoy being consumed as long as [[You|you]] ask nicely and are very nice about it.
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The Beatles

2026-05-30T10:48:45Z

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{{Distinguish|The Beatle}}
The '''Beatles''' [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png|were]] a band. They made [[music]].[[File:The Beatles performing at The Ed Sullivan Show (1).jpg|thumb|Jingo, Ringo, Pingo, and Gingo performing... something.|border|302x302px]]

== History ==
Once upon a time, there were four music men

All was well until one day people found out that "Paul" is actually dead and also Paul McCartney's middle name and that his first name is "James".

== Quotr ==
{{quote|What do you think of the Beatles, George Harrison?|George Harrison}}

== Discography ==
* Girl [[I]] [[love]] you so much
* Girl you broke my heart
* Girl I broke your heart!
* The world is bad
* Girl you are bad!

== Controversy ==
This image of Ringo shows that his T-shirt says "[[Love]] Peace" instead of "Peace and Love".
[[File:Ringo Starr (2007).jpg|thumb|Piece and Luv]]

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== Summary ==
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== Summary ==
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Rest of the [[United Kingdom]] also counts as [[Great Britain|British]], sorry.
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2026-05-30T10:37:47Z

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2026-05-30T10:36:49Z

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Category:Pages that are British

2026-05-30T10:24:20Z

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Rest of the [[United Kingdom]] also counts as [[Great Britain|British]], sorry.
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Police

2026-05-30T10:22:58Z

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They stole my fucking ID and put me in a cage.

== Who? ==
The rozzers

== Why? ==
Not telling

== What now? ==
[[Fish|You already know]]

[[Category:Pages that are British]]

Margaret Thatcher

2026-05-30T10:22:57Z

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[[File:ThatcherCon 2025.png|thumb|The last known photograph of Mx. Thatcher]]'''Margarethra Thatchful''' (2012–2013) was a [[Great Britain|British]] politician who got a little bit too [[Fun|silly]] with it. [[They]] were responsible for the privatisation of numerous government enterprises and their ensuing [[enshittification]]

== Cultural impact ==
* [[death|Died]]
Honk if thatcher's dead<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCCAnnLRcgY</ref>

== Legacy ==
Thatcher’s grave is generally recognised as one of the first [[Tory|non-binary toilets]] EVER. A lot of people thought this was cool.

== References ==
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== Summary ==
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Dr. House

2026-05-30T10:22:57Z

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{{See also|Gay People}}
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Dr. House is an ongoing long-running British science fiction television series, first broadcast between 1963 and 1989, then revived in [[2005]]. The plot revolves around the protagonist, House, who visits various different settings throughout time and space, asking anyone who'll listen if they've tried the medicine drug, then violates all conventions of medical ethics in whatever setting they find themself in. They are usually accompanied by a companion.

The reason that this show has been so long-running is that House can regenerate in order to avoid death when fatally injured. This allows new actors to take on the role, thus the show can live on. Confusingly, however, all of the actors cast as Dr. House so far have been [[Huge Laurie]].
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David Bowie

2026-05-30T10:22:57Z

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{{hatnote|To be confused with [[Divad Eiwob]].}}
David Bowie [[killing|killed]] a thousand and three people while on tour in [[France|Canada]] in 1976.

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Tom Scott

2026-05-30T10:22:56Z

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I am currently trapped in this [[Pronounmail the wiki]] page
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2026-05-30T10:22:05Z

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England

2026-05-30T10:19:59Z

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England is a country widely known for containing Matt Berry and being unable to score some fucking goals. Modern scholars have determined England to be ''terra nullius'' on account of everybody living there hating it to some degree.

== North England ==
Known for being in Coronation Street.

Also known for having the worst fucking town on this planet ([[Blackpool]]).

== [[Twats|South England]] ==
Known for saying the word "Mahogany" at least three times a day.

{{UK}}
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Category:Pages that are British

2026-05-30T10:18:35Z

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Rest of the [[United Kingdom]] also counts as [[Great Britain|British]], sorry.
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2026-05-30T10:18:08Z

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The Sun

2026-05-30T10:11:10Z

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'''The Sun''' is a supernatural entity owned by News Corp that provides life to all organisms on [[Earth]]. It makes things toasty.
[[File:Sun.jpeg|thumb|Watch out]]
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The Sun

2026-05-30T10:11:03Z

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The Sun

2026-05-30T10:10:57Z

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'''The Sun''' is a supernatural entity owned by News Corp that provides life to all organisms on [[Earth]]. It makes things toasty.
[[File:Sun.jpeg|thumb|Watch out]]
[[Things Bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]
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Great Britain

2026-05-30T10:10:12Z

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'''Great Britain''' (also known as ''Not so Great but Still Pretty Alright Britain'', or simply as ''Normal Island'') is a silly location in the North Atlantic Ocean off the north-west coast of continental [[Europe]]. It has been alleged to consist of the countries [[Scotland]], Wales, Cornwall, Greater London, Lesser London, [[NL:Rutten|Rutland]], and [[England]], but the latter is now widely agreed to be some manner of mass delusion.

Great Britain, the island of Ireland, and some assorted islands no one cares about are collectively known as Those Islands. [[Twats|Some people]] may refer to them as the British Isles.

== Toponymy ==
The earliest known name for Great Britain is Albion. The oldest mention of terms related to Great Britain was by [[Aristotle]] or possibly by [[Gay Aristotle]]. To quote his works: "Albion top of your mom tonight. Ohhhhh! Get rekt."

== History ==
[[God]] created Britain as a sort of joke to play on mankind.

The oldest evidence for archaic humans in Britain are primitive stone tools found in Norfolk, which are of course still used by Norfolk's current inhabitants.

== Environment ==
Great Britain is famous for its dark, cold, and [[rain]]y weather. This has led to the common misconception that [[The Sun|the sun]] never shines on Great Britain. In fact, it is possible for the island and its inhabitants to experience sunny weather; however, this may only occur when such conditions would be least convenient for everybody.

{{UK}}
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2026-05-30T10:09:37Z

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The Beatles

2026-05-30T10:08:51Z

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Rain

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Police

2026-05-30T10:08:30Z

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They stole my fucking ID and put me in a cage.

== Who? ==
The rozzers

== Why? ==
Not telling

== What now? ==
[[Fish|You already know]]

[[Category:Articles that are British]]

David Bowie

2026-05-30T10:08:15Z

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Margaret Thatcher

2026-05-30T10:07:51Z

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