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Stimming

2026-07-18T23:10:43Z

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[[File:Sunburststim.jpg|200px|thumb|[[half]] a million [[horsepower]]]]
'''Stimming''' is the reason why [[Sisyphus]] is happy. It's also the reason why the [[United States of America]] produces [[four]] times more [[YTP]] than [[2008|GDP]]. You can stim anywhere you want, even at [[work]].

== <span id="headline">The '''Woke Mob''' has Discovered '''Stimming'''</span> ==
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[[File:DrPaulineNeveu 12 OldsMilnerSelfStimulation.svg|200px|thumb|left|this is what it's like]]
{{Quote|FaaF! To the left, to the right, to the left, to the right. EerereE.|Jajvert}}
{{Quote|My fellow American, my head be bald. My cock be fragile. My days are through.|[[Jorbin Bider|Job Iden]]}}
* I think I'll use my [[Klarma|Credit Card]].
* Do you have any non-dairy creamer?

== See Also ==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Milkshake]]

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Marjoram

2026-07-16T10:38:34Z

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== Marjoram Tater Greens ==
Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.

=== Ingredients ===

* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
* Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit

=== Preparation ===
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.

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Slop

2026-07-16T10:37:45Z

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Probably the best tasting '''slop''' I've made so far. It's vegetarian, so that's pretty dope

== What you'll need ==
If you eat big portions this will last for two meals. If not, more like 3-4.

* A deep pan, or a normal pan and a pot
* 250g of rice (long grain rice is my fav for this)
* Good sized block of Feta cheese (150g-200g, can be larger if you're into that)
* 800ml vegetable stock (Just make that from dry powder and cold water. No need to get fancy)
* 1 Aubergine
* 1 Bell pepper
* 1 Onion
* 1 Clove of Garlic
* 1 Jar or can of chickpeas (like 370ml I think. Just buy a normal sized can of it)
* Olive oil
* Tomato paste
* Thyme (Fresh or dried)
* Salt n Pepper

== PREPARATION!!! ==
So first of all wash your hands you '''dirty little rat'''

Then wash the rice, aubergine and bell pepper. Also thoroughly rinse the chickpeas.

You may want to '''ask an adult''' for help with this step:

Cut the onion fine, the garlic even finer. Then cut the bell pepper into small sticks (width of your pinkie, length of maybe 2 knuckles of your pinkie) and the aubergine into dice-sized cubes.

Oh also, cut up the Feta cheese. Go to town on that, make some pretty shapes. Just make sure the pieces aren't bigger than the veggies.

== Let them cook ==
Put a healthy amount of olive oil in da pan.

Then throw in the diced onion, garlic, bell pepper and aubergine. Let those cook for a couple of minutes on medium heat.

Throw in a good squirt of tomato paste (a circle of paste near the outside of the pan should be enough), mix it in and let it cook again.

Once the aubergine has like halved in size, or after 5 minutes, go to the next step.

(If you don't have a deep pan, you can put the contents of the pan and the rice into a pot now.)

Next step: Throw in the (washed!) rice. Let it get cozy with the rest of the ingredients and fry with them.

After a minute, put in just enough stock to slightly cover everything. Mix it around a bit so it doesn't burn on the bottom.

Now you're gonna have to do some parallel processing:

* If the mixture isn't covered with stock anymore, put more of it in. Until you don't have anything left.
* After 10 mins of cooking, put the chickpeas in, mix it well.
* Put in an egregious amount of thyme. Like the leaves of 3 small twigs if you're using fresh ones, or a little less than one serving spoon full of dry ones.
* Very cautiously salt and pepper it (The Feta cheese will add a lot of salt in the end).

When the mixture isn't all watery anymore and the rice is cooked through, put in the cheese and mix it around till it kinda starts to melt. Take the pot of the stove, let it cool off a bit and go on to the next step.

== ENJOY!!! ==
OH GALLY OH JEEZ YOU JUST MADE FOOD! CONGRATS!

Enjoy your slop. If you've made this, leave a review at the bottom

== Peer reviews ==
{{quote|Tastes pretty damn good|author of this article}}
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Milkshake

2026-07-16T10:36:36Z

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A '''milkshake''' (sometimes simply called a '''shakey''') is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending mil<span class="flipped-text">m</span>, ice crea<span class="flipped-text">c</span>, and [[List of Flavours|flavor]] (such as delicious [[:Category:Fruits|fruits]] yummy!!) into a thick, swe<span class="flipped-text">swe</span>, cold mi<span class="flipped-text">m</span>ture.
[[File:Milkshake process.png|thumb|Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord]]

== Process ==
While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:

* "shaky shaky"
* "shakashakashaka"
* "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"

== Complications ==
The consumption of milkshakes tends to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies<ref>I made it the [[Source|fuck]] up</ref>. But either way people [[death|die]] when they drink a milkshake<ref>I made it the [[Source|fuck]] up again</ref>.

== References ==
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Mayonnaise

2026-07-16T10:36:20Z

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{{distinguish|Mayonaise}}

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Piss

2026-07-16T10:35:37Z

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{{for|PISS|the Pronounmail Interesting Suite of Software|piss (disambiguation)}}
{{distinguish|beer}}
{{see also|Margaret Thatcher}}

[[File:1 trillion beers.jpg|thumb|A lovely pint]]

'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.

== <span class="piss">Pissbar</span> ==
Feeling '''lonely''' and '''down on your luck'''?
[[File:Pissbar.jpg|400px|thumb|center|alt=An advertisement banner for the pissbar. Bright yellow text says "youre less than one click away!" with a red arrow pointing at a yellow button labeled "piss". There is also a jar filled with yellow liquid, an image of a pair of shorts, and a yellow progress bar at "99%".|[https://teeth.garden/pissbar '''<span class="piss-link">Consider contributing to something bigger.</span>''']]]

== Saucentific debate surrounding Piss ==
[[File:9C0A306D-583D-4002-8DD5-65427021531E 1 105 c.jpg|thumb|Horse holding a pint of Piss]]
Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of [[sauce]]. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss.
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Pronoun Whisky

2026-07-16T10:35:18Z

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'''Pronoun Whisky'''

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Cutie pie

2026-07-16T10:35:04Z

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When someone is really '''cute''', they might turn into a '''pie'''.

== Metamorphosis ==
The transition is gradual and can happen quickly or slowly. Usually it happens after the phrase "you are so cute" is said to the person. The receiver will then feel happy and realise that they no longer have arms or legs as they morph into a pie in less than an hour.

If the transition takes place in Limburg, [[The Netherlands]], the person turns into a [[vlaai]].

[[file:Kirsch-Vlario.jpg|thumb|As the Dutch might say, "schattige vlaai".]]

== yayyy! ==

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Meat 2

2026-07-16T10:34:56Z

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You should never '''Meat 2'''.

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Cheese

2026-07-16T10:34:39Z

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{{distinguish|Chess}}

'''Cheese''', {{distinguish|Chess}}, is a form of processed [[animal]] juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.

== Varieties ==

=== Normal cheese ===
To create normal cheese {{distinguish|Chess}}, [[Milkshake|milk]] is emulsified with chymosin, which starts a curdling process that separates it into whey (referred to as "precum" in the industry) and a strange [[Walter White|white]] substance. Scientists are still unsure about the exact composition of this substance, though they are certain that it tastes absolutely delectable. Some cheese {{distinguish|Chess}} makers also add strep-bacteria into their cheese {{distinguish|Chess}}. Why or how they do so remains a mystery.

For optimal storage and consumption, the base material is pressed to remove all excess precum and then molded into wheels. These wheels are stored in basements or caves, where they slowly go insane and thereby develop their unique taste. To test the quality of the cheese {{distinguish|Chess}}, some wheels are mounted onto cars and driven around the Nurburgring by experienced cheese {{distinguish|Chess}}-racers.

=== American cheese ===
For [[United States of America|American]] cheese {{distinguish|Chess}}, normal cheese {{distinguish|Chess}} is shredded and mixed with a variety of chemicals that not only help to keep [[Painkillers|pharmaceutical companies]] in business, but also make it deliciously melty.

=== Mental illnesses ===
Some people like to get their cheese {{distinguish|Chess}} mouldy before they eat it. This practice is very strange and has therefore been outlawed in 96 countries worldwide, though mouldy cheese {{distinguish|Chess}} is still a highly valued good on the black market.

== Cultural importance ==
As cheese {{distinguish|Chess}} is absolutely fucking delicious, it plays a vital role in cuisines all around the world. Many people also praise it for its supposed healing properties.

== Not to be confused with ==
* [[Chess]]
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Beer

2026-07-16T10:34:22Z

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{{Tombox|The official stance of the pronounmail organisation is that alcoholism is freaking awesome}}

(ah ok cool thx good to know.)

'''Beer''' is as varied as [[piss|pee]]. Some is mellow, some is [[Gay People|fruity]], but some is just downright yellow. The main difference is that pee doesn't intoxicate you, except if you're friends or in [[love]].

It is, likewise, just as gorgeous as pee. When taken in moderation, such as a cheeky pint at the end of the week with your pals, it can set you free.

== Controversies ==
Some people don't dig alcohol for reasons that will never be known or understood, and we should kill them off. Psychedelic!

== Famous beers ==
* [[Wireless Pint]]

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Lemon mixed with milk

2026-07-16T10:34:10Z

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[[File:Lol wahast.png|thumb|599x599px|twitch.tv/vinesauce]]
i am a frequent ice chewer and i recently discovered milk ice. firstly when you milk in the ice tray and then you let it freeze. i got so addicted to this tha ti covered my whole freezer with milk. of course nothing beats the original water so i shave half a cup of water with half a cup of milk, and crunch away.

its probably bad for me but i also try lemon mixed with milk.

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Gilk

2026-07-16T10:33:56Z

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[[File:Пілк (pilk).jpg|thumb|Ahhhhh, that's the stuff.]]

'''Gilk''' is Guinness with Milk.
yummy!

== Trivia ==
Gilk is awesome!!!!!!!

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Gin

2026-07-16T10:33:45Z

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''This article about the alconolic beverage. Sdee also: [[Jim]]''
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[[File:Assorted gin bottles on a store shelf.jpg|thumb|some kinds og gin in a store. im partial to beefeaterspersonally but not my favourite.]]

'''Gin''' is a distilled aclgojic drink made with from juniper berries and other botancial ingredient.s

Gin originadted as a distilled liquor made by [[Monk|monks]]] and alchemsits across [[Europe]]. Gin emerged as the national drink of [[England|Enland]] duing the so-called Gin Craze of 1695-1735.

Gin is produced from a wide range of herba ingredinet s i anumber of distinct styles and brands. After juniper, gin tensds to be flavoured with herbs, spices, [[Flower|floral]] or [[Gay People|fluit]] flaviours, or often a compnginatson. It is comingly mixed with tonic water in a gin and tonic.

== Etylmology ==

The name ''gin'' is a hsortened version fo the older [[The Netherlands|Duthc]] word ''genever''which derives from [[France|Fernch]] ''genevre''& ultamatly''juniperus'' the Latin for '' juniper''

== History ==

[[File:William Hogarth - Gin Lane.jpg|thumb|WIlliam gogarth gin lane picture]]

in engalnd sometimes in the past there was a lot of gin that they made and sold all the time quich caused the gin crase. some tpeople thought drinking gin was bad and sinful and it caused a moral panic and a guy made a picture about it. But thats lame and stupid because drinking gin is [[Fun|fuf]] and aweaome actually !!!!!

== Prodcution ==

=== Flavoursing ===
Populat botanicals or flavouring agents for gin, besides the qreuqired juniper, ovften incrlude citrus elements . Hendrick's limited release "Flora Adora" which [[User:Stellarsoular|the author of this page]] is enhoying right now (paired with [[Fever-Tree|Fevertree]];s classic tonic) is infused with floral potanicals such as rose pegals, hibiscus, and lavender. It is really delicious but unusually strong wso would reocmmend not putting as much in ag intonic as one usually would but taht also depends on your flavour preference. my dad said he think sit would be good in a negroni whihc is a different type of coctail .

== Is it good ==
Gin si really good and yummy and [[User:Stellarsoular|I]] like it:)

== Effects of cosuming gin ==

GIn makes me feel smeepy

One time when I was in Elgnad last summer i had seven gin cocktails in one night and i was in an absolute state. i could only get like two or three words out at a time Beacause I was (without going into mulch detail) heartbroken that night and coping with it in an unleahthy way

== SHould you use alcohol to cope with bad things that happen==

'''NO!!!!!!!'''
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Pretzel sticks

2026-07-16T10:33:30Z

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'''Pretzel sticks''' are amazing for munching on when you're not hungry but need to munch.

[[File:Salzstangen Workshop.jpg|thumb|sticks]]
== Controversy ==
Cheese-filled pretzel sticks exist but they do not have enough salt crystals on them. It is very sad and causes a lot of sadness.

== Potential future development ==
Salt and vinegar pretzel sticks

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Grape

2026-07-16T10:33:18Z

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{{Grape}}

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Red Dye 40

2026-07-16T10:33:09Z

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'''Red Dye 40''', also known as "'''Alluring Red'''" and occasionally "'''Angel's Blood'''" is a [[List of Flavours|flavour]], hazy memory, English reggae band, formed in December 1978 in Birmingham, England, and terrible mistake. First extracted from a dream, it has been subsequently recreated several times in computer-graphics software, distributed to numerous corporations and incorporated into a hair-raising number of products.

== Status as a Flavour ==
Although Red Dye 40 is flavourless, it nonetheless signifies a flavour in the semiotic sense, evoking the colourful, kaleidoscopic, and oversaturated syntheticism of ethyl acetate. [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|One hit]] of this and your [[User:Teeth|Teeth]] are just stuck like that now.

== Legality ==
In some places such as the [[United States of America]], Red Dye 40 is legal and can be bought, sold, and even consumed. In other places, you cannot.

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Emoji

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An Emoji is a little picture you can look at, or share with an enemy.

Check this shit:

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== The Grape ==
Some believe the [[Grape]] to have one of the coolest and most tasty-looking Emoji: 🍇

Daylight Savings

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[[The Sun]] will explode someday. Are you scared? Well some people are, so they invented '''Daylight Savings'''.
{{Quote|I ain't happy, I'm feelin' glad! I got sunshine, in a bag!|Gorillaz}}

== What is Daylight Savings? ==
Daylight Savings is a phenomenon in which certain parts of the year, all clocks shift by a matter of one hour, forward or backward depending on when the sun is actually up in the sky.
{{Horsebox|Bitches are really concerned about the Sun, but never the Daughter? This is not #GirlPower #WomenInSTEM}}
Daylight Savings is pretty controversial among everyone ever on account of how it messes with our internal clocks, and makes it harder to follow set schedules. These set schedules are not often something we actually love, but because of [[Capitalism]] being deeply ingrained in the psyche of most people, we value exact time more than we really should.

== British Columbia vs The World ==
[[Great Britain|British]] Columbia had their final Daylight Savings event on March 8th, 2026, in which the hour jumped forward by one. This was in favour of the more practical Permanent Daylight Savings Time, in which citizens don't have to deal with the schedule being thrown off, and generally improves the quality of life when it comes to scheduling. I think this is pretty cool, and I'd love if other parts of the world could also stop doing Daylight Savings and be freed from these weird shackles, as I have been.

There are notably, some inconveniences with this. My ability to be synced up with my friends across the world everywhere has been impaired a little bit, needing to physically shift the time that things happen in my time zone by 1 manually to interact with other time zones. This would be nullified if everyone stopped being [[:Category:Cars|pussy]] little bitches and joined me.

== Sunlight-Based Savings ==
A more efficient way to do power instead of something like Oil and Coal is Solar Power. Solar Panels are devices that are capable of converting the heat the Sun radiates and turning it into [[electromagnetism|electricity]]. It has been shown that with the current price of Solar Panels that you could have free energy for entire countries if [[money]] was spent on the infrastructure, money that would be paid back in a manner of decades. Most nations would rather spend that money on more important things, like The Military.

== "Saving" the "Day" ==
Superheroes are really obsessed with this for some reason. Maybe get a real [[work|job]] instead of doing [[9/11]] every day.

== See also ==
* [[Hank Zone]]

Daylight Savings

2026-07-15T10:10:59Z

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[[The Sun]] will explode someday. Are you scared? Well some people are, so they invented '''Daylight Savings'''.
{{Quote|I ain't happy, I'm feelin' glad! I got sunshine, in a bag!|Gorillaz}}

== What is Daylight Savings? ==
Daylight Savings is a phenomenon in which certain parts of the year, all clocks shift by a matter of one hour, forward or backward depending on when the sun is actually up in the sky.
{{Horsebox|Bitches are really concerned about the Sun, but never the Daughter? This is not #GirlPower #WomenInSTEM}}
Daylight Savings is pretty controversial among everyone ever on account of how it messes with our internal clocks, and makes it harder to follow set schedules. These set schedules are not often something we actually love, but because of [[Capitalism]] being deeply ingrained in the psyche of most people, we value exact time more than we really should.

== British Columbia vs The World ==
[[Great Britain|British]] Columbia had their final Daylight Savings event on March 8th, 2026, in which the hour jumped forward by one. This was in favour of the more practical Permanent Daylight Savings Time, in which citizens don't have to deal with the schedule being thrown off, and generally improves the quality of life when it comes to scheduling. I think this is pretty cool, and I'd love if other parts of the world could also stop doing Daylight Savings and be freed from these weird shackles, as I have been.

There are notably, some inconveniences with this. My ability to be synced up with my friends across the world everywhere has been impaired a little bit, needing to physically shift the time that things happen in my time zone by 1 manually to interact with other time zones. This would be nullified if everyone stopped being [[Category:Cars|pussy]] little bitches and joined me.

== Sunlight-Based Savings ==
A more efficient way to do power instead of something like Oil and Coal is Solar Power. Solar Panels are devices that are capable of converting the heat the Sun radiates and turning it into [[electromagnetism|electricity]]. It has been shown that with the current price of Solar Panels that you could have free energy for entire countries if [[money]] was spent on the infrastructure, money that would be paid back in a manner of decades. Most nations would rather spend that money on more important things, like The Military.

== "Saving" the "Day" ==
Superheroes are really obsessed with this for some reason. Maybe get a real [[work|job]] instead of doing [[9/11]] every day.

David Lynch

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Now if you’re [[reading]] [[pronounmail the wiki]] on a [[telephone]], you will never in a trillion years experience pronounmail the wiki. You’ll think you have experienced it. But you’ll be cheated. It’s a such a sadness that you think you’ve read pronounmail the wiki on your fucking telephone. Get real.
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FAQ

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Provided below is a list of frequently asked questions regarding [[pronounmail.com]] and such, which we answered to our best ability.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? ==
A: It’s a piece of provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? ==
A: Provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? HAHAHAHA ==
A: It’s a piece of provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? ==
A: Provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? ==
A: Provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? ==
A: It’s a piece of provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what the [[Fish|f——]] is that smell? ==
A: It’s a piece of provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? It smells like ass. ==
A: Provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? ==
A: Provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? ==
A: It’s a piece of provolone.
== Q: Ugh, Cousin Angelo, that stinks. What is that? ==
A: Provolone.
== Q: Cousin Angelo, what’s that smell? ==
A: Provolone.
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2008

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[[File:Fed Funds Rate & Mortgage Rates 2001 to 2009 zh-hant.svg|500px|thumb|uh oh]]
{{Quote|I'm so two thousand and eight, you're so two thousand and late.|The Black Eyed Peas}}

== History ==
Exhausted list of things that happened in 2008.
* [[Sex 2.1]] is announced
* work begins on [[U.S. Route 101]]
* first [[Touhou Project#Fumos|Fumos]] are produced

== Antihistory ==
Very tired list of things that did not happen in 2008.
* Y2k
* Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) (1080p BluRay x265 10-bit AAC 5.1) [LehmanBrotHers].mkv (5.1 GB)
* 2009

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Mathematics

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{{Hatnote|This article is about the system of logical deduction, for the primary export of [[Walter White]], see [[Methamphetamine]]}}
'''Mathematics''' is the fruitless errand of trying to figure out what all the numbers are and what they mean.
== Examples ==
Mathematics is easier with examples. Here are some examples:
# [[12]]<ref>not to be confused with [[Half|½]]</ref>
# [[6]]
# [[Bread Crunchiness Index]]
# [[Four]]
# [[One]]

== Incompleteness ==
Sometimes people like Mathematics because it helps them to make a little world where everything always follows the rules and has a correct answer. These people will be distressed to discover that it is possible to use Mathematics to prove that Mathematics is silly and made up and missing pieces and nothing you can ever do will fix it.
== Notable People ==
Sometimes people spend time doing Mathematics. Some people even dedicate their lives to studying mathematics. A lot of people who have done this became very sad.
== "'''calc'''" is short for "calculator" chat ==
i'm just using slang.

bet you couldn't've got to this page without a '''calc'''.

yeah that's right.
{{Calc|[[URETHRA!!|UR]] [[Special:ListUsers|GAY]]|[[File:True.jpg|14px|frameless|alt=True|link=True...]]}}

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Telephone

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Anything you can do on the '''telephone''' you may as well do on the [[computer]].

It wasn't always this way. Some say that the telephone is older than the computer and I for one believe it. Some even say the telephone network itself is a sort of computer... spooky.

== An Abridged History ==
The telephone has changed a lot. It started out being made out of people and copper. Then some of the people were removed and replaced with more copper. Then some of the copper was removed and replaced with silicon.

=== SS5 and DTMF ===
For a while, telephones used to speak a language called signaling system 5 which was made out of funky [[music]] called DTMF which does not stand for "down to [[True...|maybe]] [[fuck]]". If you learned to speak it, you could ask the telephone network to do nice things for you like dial long distance calls for free and it would do them for you because you asked so nicely and were very polite. Legendary children's-breakfast-cereal-mascot Captain Crunch liked this idea so much he made a whistle that you could use to talk to telephone network trunk switches. The telephone company didn't like that very much so they made the telephone speak a different language called signaling system 7.<ref>Signaling System 7 uses out-of-band control signals instead of SS5's in-band control signals. Since we're all out-of-band, there's no more music :(</ref>

=== The World Wide Web ===
Eventually the internet happened and that was pretty interesting because people used the telephone network to connect to the internet even though it really wasn't designed for that at all and kinda didn't do a great job of it. People would call each other and then put their computers on the phone and the computers would talk to each other. Nobody was really sure what they were talking about but they let it happen anyway. The phone company really wanted people to keep using the phone network for internet stuff and so they made this thing called ISDN that was kinda a little more designed for internet stuff and in some countries it became a thing but not in the [[United States of America|US]] because they didn't try very hard or something. Anyways, the internet really took off and things got faster and until eventually, people started [https://www.linkedin.com/ connecting] to the internet without making phone calls. Some unhinged weird legal loophole made it so that some people got internet access from a third [[fun|party]] through the same copper wires that they used to use for the telephone. This was called DSL which probably is short for something like digital subscriber line. Then it kinda got all wrapped around because people started doing internet so hard that they started doing phone stuff over the internet. This was called Voice Over Internet Protocol and it's kinda wack and a little bit annoying.

=== Cellphones ===
It kinda didn't come up in the other sections but cellphones are kinda interesting. For a while, people have wanted to be able to make telephone calls on the go. It used to be really clunky and expensive but now it's a lot cheaper and easier. Cellphones became more and more widespread and started to replace landline phones after a bit. With the advent of smartphones made by companies such as [[Apple]], Blackberry, and [[Grape]],
this process was further accelerated. Nowadays, for many people, smartphones are the primary way they interact with the telephone network and the internet!

==== One Fish, Two Fish, 3G, 4G LTE, 5G ====
[[File:5g.png|thumb|This is what it's like now]]
The tellular celephone network is made out of G and every once in a while they run out and have to add some more. That was chill for a while and people didn't really care until they got up to five of them and then people got a bit freaky with it and started setting cell towers on fire for some reason.

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2026-07-05T17:54:10Z

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<span class="as">As</span> the world enters the IQ Era, we are transforming from Telco to Techco—from selling connectivity to delivering intelligence, platforms and outcomes. Our strategy stands on four tracks: <span class="track">connectivity</span> as the root, <span class="track">computing power</span> as the core, <span class="track">service</span> as the priority, and <span class="track">security</span> as the base. These capabilities are built for partnership—to connect the world and empower the future.
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<span class="first">Lanxiao</span> <span class="last">Feng</span>
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Chairman & CEO, China Unicom Global Limited
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Dean of China Unicom (Hong Kong) Innovation Research Insitute Limited
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2026-07-05T17:51:12Z

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<span class="as">As</span> the world enters the IQ Era, we are transforming from Telco to Techco—from selling connectivity to delivering intelligence, platforms and outcomes. Our strategy stands on four tracks: <span class="track">connectivity</span> as the root, <span class="track">computing power</span> as the core, <span class="track">service</span> as the priority, and <span class="track">security</span> as the base. These capabilities are built for partnership—to connect the world and empower the future.
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<span class="first">Lanxiao</span> <span class="last">Feng</span>
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Chairman & CEO, China Unicom Global Limited
<br>
Dean of China Unicom (Hong Kong) Innovation Research Insitute Limited
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Green

2026-06-30T22:11:54Z

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'''Green''' is a colour.
[[file:Muschio Bryophyta in Val Vigezzo - Toceno VCO, Piedmont, Italy 2020-09-12.jpg|thumb|Typically, people would use "green" to describe [[Podcast|moss.]] ]]
== Things that are usually green ==
* [[Forest|Most leaves]]
* Grass
* Peas
* Unripe bananas
* Insides of an avocado
* Outsides of a watermelon
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Libya_under_Muammar_Gaddafi#Great_Socialist_People's_Libyan_Arab_Jamahiriya_(1977%E2%80%932011) Flag of Libya (1977–2011)]
* Snot
* Greens
* [[Grape|Grapes]] (the green kind, not the [[purple]]y red kind)

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== Things that are usually not green ==
* Water
* Outsides of an avocado
* Insides of a watermelon
* A [[The Beatles|blackbird]]
* [[The Sun|The sun]]
* [[Beer]]

== Things that are partially green ==
* [[Earth]]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Bangladesh Flag of Bangladesh]
* [[Shinzo Abe]], now that his remains are overgrown with moss and [[lichen]]. The rest of him is skeleton-colored.

== Things some people think are green while others think they are not green<ref>https://ismy.blue</ref> ==
* Teal

== Things that call themselves green (but they might not be) ==
* John and Hank Green<ref group=note>They're technically not "Things"</ref>

== Notes ==
{{reflist|group=note}}

== References ==
{{reflist}}

Jorbin Bider

2026-06-30T18:03:02Z

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'''Joseph “Jorbin It” Bider''' probably doesn’t know how to play tarocchini, even though he’s had 83 years to learn. In fact, he’d probably think it’s some sort of pasta dish. So much for our supposed meritocracy.

== Famous Quotes ==
{{quote|[[9/11]]|Joe Schmoe}}

== Infamous Quotes ==
{{quote|[indecipherable]|Joeb Ident}}

== Related Quotes ==
{{quote|Strewth Mate, That's Joe Biden|Australian man near Joe Biden}}

== Unrelated Quotes ==
{{quote|Good Heavens! I've arrived!|Unrelated British man Having [[Sex]]}}

== The "Joever" phenomenon ==
Since its introduction in 1852, "Joever" has become an international phenomenon amongst young people, as well as some not so young people anymore, such is the nature of [[time]]. Alongside "Skibidi" and "Yowzah", it is one of the three core principles of Youthspeak.

The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of severe failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not the whole story. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeon of Penzance with a wet flannel; after his declaration, he managed to absolutely clobber the little prick, causing it to fall to the ground, where it met its end under the wheels of a Ford Ka.

Many at the time believed "Joever" to be Jack Building's own concoction; however, modern sources have concluded that the word was in fact the latest creation of [[John Words]], inventor of words, on loan to Bygones for testing purposes.

Sources vary wildly on whether or not this fight actually occurred.
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Purple

2026-06-30T17:49:49Z

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10/10 best [[List of Flavours|colour]]

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Purple

2026-06-30T17:48:22Z

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